Filthy Birch

Emotionally crippled after realising my Tumblr still claimed I was 24.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[excitementshewrote]

[autosadist]

elon musk will die and grimes will inherit his fortune and call herself like the blood queen and when their grusk baby grows up it will try to kill her.

[teanne]

next wow expansion sounds cool

[louisandthedagger]

BYEEEE

[station-deactivated20200712]

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[batte-in-hatte]

[dinuguan]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[depressed-furby]

[ticosorgana]

[glitterweave]

[celceta]

so is there a mister information? 👀

[quantum-shitter]

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[yeats-nana]

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

[awwdish]