𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 *

[jxbenns-a]

nataliahqs·:

Exactly! it’s my love language and I’m sad you totally forgot about that, rude ass. You are old, an old man. Grandpa status.

Yet I can still outrun you easily. Watch your mouth kid or I’ll get the soap.

[jxbenns-a]

thechrisgorham·:

LEGOs are the best, but I just started collecting the display sets and putting them up. I can imagine them being scattered everywhere is horrible, but your son will always come back to them every once in a while, so it’s definitely a worth wile purchase, if you ask me.

I was thinking of getting those but I wasn’t sure if he’d get bored after a few minutes and try to destroy it. Yeah, he loves those things. He carries them everywhere... the only problem is when his mom steps on them. Then we’re really in for it. 

[jxbenns-a]

nataliahqs·:

It’s my love language, you would think taking many pucks to the head you’d learn that by now. Respect my elders? I hate old people.

Taking pucks to the head is probably the reason why I forget that you’re always so mean. I see that. Wait, do you think I’m old.

[frodo-sam]

[jxbenns-a]

romeestrijd: there is something about watching your husband play his first game for his new team, and he's wearing an A. what is happening 🥺😭

@jamiebenn14: that's my boy @romeestrijd

[jxbenns-a]

𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ↪ 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙤

jamie: why does it have be be st louis

[jxbenns-a]

nataliahqs·:

Maybe you need to listen to the women in your life. I’m sure we all know a thing or two about what looks good and your hair? ain’t it dude.

Jeez, haven’t talked to you in a bit and the first thingI get is a joke about my hair? Might need to remember to respect your elders rule.

[jxbenns-a]

nataliahqs·:

what the fuck is that thing on your head. Garnier Fructis called, they want their endorsement back bitch. @jxbenns·

I use Dove Men, kid. Nice try though. Why is everyone hating on it? First Nikki, then my sister and now you? I thought it looked good.

[jxbenns-a]

Are you going to do No Shave November?

you'll have to ask nikki.

[jxbenns-a]

do you love me

sometimes.

[theglamorouslist]

MEME OF THE WEEK SEPTEMBER 11th-15th

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Send me asks about:

fuck, marry, kill

ask my top 3 of anything

make me choose between two things

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would I ship _______ with _______ ?

who you ship me with

ask me questions about things you want to know

literally whatever you want!

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[jxbenns-a]

thechrisgorham·:

Hey folks, I’m Chris! So, the other day, I was reminiscing about all the extra hobby things I used to do. I used to build computers, mod game systems, just nerd out over cars and build with LEGOs. I know these are rather expensive or childlike hobbies, but they’re something I used to enjoy, and currently do for some. Do you have any hobbies still? Childlike or not? @theglamliststarters·

I had forgotten about LEGO until my son was born but now I feel like that’s all we do is build shit outta those deadly bricks. If only they weren’t scattered across the house and I end up stepping on them. Those things are a pain in the ass.

[jxbenns-a]

loglerman·:

So I definitely wasn’t the guy who said, “You, too!” to the employee at the airport who wished me a good flight and also definitely didn’t almost spill a glass of wine on my seatmate. I know – I’d make a pretty great travel buddy. Lose the boarding pass, get in the wrong seat, all that good stuff. The snacks for the flight are on me, though, and we all know that’s the best part about flying. So you going to try to tell me I’m not too awkward or tell me what your favorite in-flight snack is? @theglamliststarters·

If we’re stuck on the same flight and you’re forced to sit next to me you get the window seat but the shade has to be all the way down. That’s the rules, man. No talking about anything to do with the flight either. To answer your question though, it’s ketchup chips. The family sized bag.  

[formula-swift]

Jamie Benn | Pregame Show Promo | 01.22.2021

[puckinginsane]

This is all I saw in day 2's CAMP video

[jxbenns-a]

nataliahqs·:

i can slip under the door like a mcdonalds napkin bitch there’s no escaping me. excusssse me but i am allowed to complain until you get tired of me. 

I can’t even go to bed without the terrifying idea of you standing at the doorway in the dark. Got this eerie feeling that’s it’s already happened, more than once. fine I guess I’ll just deal with you for the rest of my life. No way out.

[jxbenns-a]

milamorrone·:

you’re a dick, you know that right? you fucking wish i did and i know that — but please. i forgot you even existed for a moment, so in fact you were not included in that answer.

nah, i have a dick but i’m not a dick... at least i don’t think so.. that’s bullshit. you miss me kid. i know you do.