( To think that Mario Mario was such a stick in the mud ):
“At this point I drink my coffee with literally nothing in it. No thanks.” He isn’t much of a sweet tooth, anyway. Please help him
“…Huh. I didn’t think the ever-so-famous Mario liked heartburn.” She shrugged. “Doesn’t black coffee taste like bitter lava?” How would she know what that tastes like? “Like, ‘straight out of a volcano’ bitter.” Linkle. Do you need to talk to someone? Are you okay?
He puts his hands together, and makes sure to talk slowly. Linkle, please.
"Have you ever even tasted coffee?"









