This is why i love David Tennant!
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This is why i love David Tennant!
HE’S SO SMART AND EVIL
Lmao…. that’s so Pudge….. 😂😂😂😂😂
all of you keep talking about how you want john mulaney and bo burnham to team up for a comic sketch but i don’t think any of you are prepared to see bo burnham at 6′5″ tall standing next to john mulaney at 6′0″ tall
are you really, truly prepared, for john mulaney to be the short one by five inches
I'm here and still filled with existential fear.
Hello it is I, Daniel returneth from the void. It has been a long time since I have expressed my presence with snazzy new merch, so to celebrate my return to the world of the living, what better theme than SKELETONS? These new items are things we have been working on separately for a long time (just like my video) but they all came together now, which is the universe clearly saying this is meant to be. Skeleton Vest / T-Shirt
Featuring an incredible graphite illustration by Neil McCathie, which could be an actual photo from the inside of my coffin if I was hit by a meteor tomorrow. Simultaneously scary and soft. This comes on a white vest for anyone that wants to feel the summer breeze on their bones, or a distressed black t-shirt for people who have something eating them up on the inside so hard it’s broken through your clothing. Pin Badge Set
A collection of enamel pin badges that really express an existential state. Coffee, candle, computer and a new chapter to symbolise your ability to achieve anything you want in this life - while ominously holding a skull as if you’re about to break into a monologue.
Silver Earring Set
A set of silver-look earrings designed to mix and match with your mood. A hoop, a skull, smiley face (that you have to spin upside down ofc), triangle, moon and a single stud. Yes, I basically just designed these to wear myself as it’s the set I always wanted. I hope you enjoy this cool collection which feels very authentically me. Now let’s all look forward to the future with wide eye sockets! - Dan
shop.danielhowell.com / us.shop.danielhowell.com / au.shop.danielhowell.com
hi here’s a gif set of my cat!
When you’re trying to kill someone but they don’t get the message.
Evans: we need to talk about your professionalism
Rdj [standing on a chair]: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
Dentist: You need a crown.
Tony: Finally someone who understands me.
Concept: Umbrella Academy. Everything is the same.
Except Ben has heelys
Klaus: If Pogo gets a hard on, assuming that he can, is it called a pogo stick? If so, can you jump on it?
Pogo, picking up Vanya’s violin: Miss Vanya, just kill me please
amirite
Excuse me
but wait there’s more…
in conclusion: please watch tennis
stay tuned for our next presentation (and tell us which of your faves you want us to badly describe)
with love and memes,
@markmcmorron & @vergne & @dieschwartzman & @livelongandfangirling & @couldntthinkofagoodpun <3
Being best friends with Five would include:
Swearing!
Meeting for the first time -
• you were at Griddy’s Diner when he first came back from the future.
• Watching him kill the guys with guns, when they first enter the diner.
- “I have no idea what just happened. But that was fucking awesome.”
- “If you tell anyone, I’ll have to kill you.”
- “… how about I buy you a new coffee?”
- “I would love that.”
• best/weirdest best friends story ever
Meeting the Academy -
• Screaming within the first 20 seconds of being in the mansion, because Diego thought you were breaking in, so he threw a knife at you, but you were just sneaking into Fives room, to continue your intense Monopoly session.
- “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
- “WHO ARE YOU???”
- “I JUST WANT TO PLAY MONOPOLY.”
- “WHAT?”
• Klaus instantly LOVING you.
- “why hellooooo!”
- “Klaus, please don’t.”
- “What Five! I’m just introducing myself!”
- “That’s the problem.”
• Allison, Vanya and you gossiping about the boys.
• Klaus introducing you to Ben, and even though you can’t see him, you believe Klaus with your entire heart.
• Klaus telling you about Dave
Apocalypse Things -
• When you first get to be better friends, and Five tells you about the apocalypse.
• “the apocalypse is in 8 days, and I have no idea how to stop it.”
- “…” “alright man, I can’t deal with this right now, let me order a pizza and we’ll get this thing started.”
• helping the academy stop the apocalypse.
• when Five tells you about what he saw in the future he starts crying.
- “I saw everyone I love dead.”
- “Five…I’m sorry that you had to see those things, but now that you’re back we have a chance to stop this!”
• he tells you that he saw you in the future and you had died along with the academy.
- “so. I die?”
- “yes.”
- “Well, shit.”
- “I cried over your body.”
- “That weird. But thanks.”
Goofy things -
• Being one (1) year older than Five (being 14) and constantly holding it over his head.
• He’s taller than you and teases you about it.
• Your lock screen is a photo of you and him making a silly face.
• His lock screen is a photo of you, Klaus and himself in pajamas sitting on the couch, with the tv showing some kids cartoon.
• Klaus mocking you two saying things like:
- “awww, look! It’s mom and dad! They’re back from the store!”
- And “You two are the CUTEST couple!”
- (He knows that you aren’t dating but he loves making fun of you two).
• you guys can do practically do anything and have fun
- sitting in silence and reading? Love that shit.
- Sitting in a booth at Griddy’s and drinking coffee? Perfection.
- Watching shitty reality tv with Klaus and crying when your fave gets kicked off? The best saturday night ever.
- you, Klaus and him being the ultimate board game team? You bet your sweet ass you guys are.
- Listening to music? Let’s go lads. Classical? Yes. Pop? Why not. Emo? Fuck yes. His favourite is 80s movie soundtracks? Ferris Bueller fuck it up.
• having nicknames for each other
- “hey asshole”
- “Fuck you”
- “I love you too Five”
• being able to just show up and walk in whenever, and nobody questions it.
- “hey y/n”
- “hey Luther.”
- “Five should be back in a bit.”
- “ok, imma raid your fridge.”
- “okay, have fun.”
Don’t even get me started on board games -
• alright, let’s go.
• THE AMOUNT OF YELLING AND THINGS BEING THROWN.
• “I AM A GAZELLE AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME.”
- “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!”
- The academy freaks out and runs upstairs.
- “I DON’T HAVE BIG ENOUGH HANDS FOR THIS.”
- they burst through the door and realize that you’re in the middle of an intense game of UNO.
- “I HAVE TOO PICK UP, HOW MANY CARDS?!?!”
• pictionary is you fucking JAM.
• Monopoly is a bloodbath.
• UNO is even worse
- “HARGREEVES, I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”
- “I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.”
- diving across the table
- Five books it upstairs and a giant Academy/house wide game of tag between you all ensues.
• Honestly y’all are the best duo ever, and are each other’s BEST friend.
diego: trained ex cop, a+ knife thrower, badass fighter
klaus: alcoholic/drug addict, talks to the dead, ptsd up the ass
ben: a tentacle monster, literally dead for years
me: they are innocent and pure and i must protect them.