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PRIVATE MESSAGE || PUCKURT
Puck: Yeah, that's what she says too. I don't get it. He treated her like garbage, but she still protects him. Maybe one day she'll change her mind and wanna teach him a lesson.
Kurt: It isn't protecting him. More like being a decent person. I don't think she will, but Emmett doesn't need to be taught a lesson. He now gets to miss out on having Kacey in his life, and that's the worst punishment imaginable, if you ask me.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: Are you and Puck going to form a Kacey protection squad or something? Because it's getting a little intense. But, like, we know that we would love and cherish each other forever. Do you think I should skip?
Kurt: We're not, but I don't mean to be intense. You're my PLP, sister and best friend, Kacey. I don't like it when you've been hurt, and I only want to try to help since I can't change what happened... We're going to do that anyway. I think you should do whatever you want to do. I was only curious, but if you enjoy Glee, don't skip it.
It’s not just any old movie. Fight Club is a classic. I dunno, dude, any car stuff. We should find a demolition derby. How badass would that be? It’s like bumper cars for grown ups. Thank you.
I suppose they are very badass, yes. They aren’t exactly my style since it just seems like a waste to me from a mechanic’s point of view, but it’s the best suggestion so far... Again, that wasn’t a compliment.
PRIVATE MESSAGE || PUCKURT
Puck: I don't know how you of all people aren't pissed at the dude, but it's whatever. I told Kacey that I wouldn't do anything, but only cause she threatened to hate me forever.
Kurt: He hurt my little sister. Of course I'm mad at him. But, trying to get revenge on him, as much as he would probably deserve it, won't make anything better. Especially for Kacey.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: It's stupid. I can't go around any corner without him being there and he's still trying to be friendly with me and I can't deal. Can't you and I just be in love instead? We're soulmates. No. Why should I miss out on something else I love?
Kacey: I know.
Kurt: He treated you like that, and then he has the nerve to try to still be your friend? Right. Well, I'll put a stop to that. Us being in love would be a lot easier, but sadly we're family and I'm gay. It just wouldn't work. Oh. I'm glad to hear that.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: Good. I'm sure he knows it anyways. Having pride in himself is not something that Puck is lacking. I hope so. Today was stupid. He's in, like, every single one of my classes besides English and Math.
Kacey: Well, I've got you and Puck. And I have therapy tonight so everything will be fine.
Kurt: Most likely. It will, I promise. Just as I promise that seeing him at school will get easier. It doesn't upset me nearly as much seeing Sebastian around now, so the same will happen to you, too. Are you going to give Glee a miss this week?
Kurt: Everything will be fine anyway, Kacey.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: I mean, he's a good kisser. Don't tell him I said that though because I'm sure his ego is already over inflated. If I wasn't scared of heights, I'd get myself moon shoes to give me a little boost.
Kacey: Well, yeah, I'd be pretty happy looking at his abs too. You could probably join a bluegrass band with those things.
Kurt: Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I can't seem to say anything without him assuming it's a compliment, so I can't imagine how he'd take an actual compliment. You don't need moon shoes. Your bounce will come back soon enough.
Kurt: His abs aren't what cheered me up. They were just an added bonus.
Not even the ripped ones? C’mon, don’t lie to me, dude. I like cars. See? Something we got in common. Let’s do car stuff. Pretty sure you just called me talented, and I like it.
I wouldn’t say no to seeing a good body in a movie, but I’m not going to go out of my way to watch any old movie with a bit of shirtlessness in it. There are more important things. And what car stuff would you suggest we do? It was more of an observation of how incorrigible you are.
PRIVATE MESSAGE || PUCKURT
Puck: Cause I need to know. Nah, I got something else in mind for him, and he's got it coming.
Kurt: What do you have in mind? Because I can assure you that unless it's to leave him alone, it's a terrible idea.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: You're going to stop Puck from going after Emmett? Are you going to kiss him? I mean, it's better than being me at the moment because I'm a sad Tigger. Tiggers are supposed to be bouncy.
Kurt: I can safely assure you that I will never kiss Puck. Even Tigger's can have Eeyore days. They can't be expected to be bouncy all of the time, especially when a Woozle's treated them horribly. You'll get your bounce back.
Kurt: Maybe you should make candles with Reggie. That helped to cheer me up.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: What do you mean? I already told him to leave it alone. Really. I think it'll be nice to feel like someone else for a few hours.
Kurt: He asked me something that would suggest he was up to something, but I can deal with it. Someone else wasn't really what I was going to go for with you, but if that's what you want...
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: I told him that I wanted to lie low for a little bit, though I should probably go see him just to make sure he's not plotting murder. You can do whatever you want to me as long as you don't use that thing.
Kurt: About that... I think he might be, actually. Or at least plotting something. I promise I won't use it on you, but really?! By the time I've finished with you, you'll feel like a million bucks.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: Well, yeah. He's a good friend and I like spending time with him. That's okay. I don't need mashed potatoes. Does spa night involve that little eyelash torture device?
Kurt: That's why I'm a little surprised you haven't been hanging out with him today. No, that would be a makeover night. Spa night involves face masks, cleansers, and moisturisers. No torture devices in sight. Unless you'd rather a makeover? Or both.
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: I'm not always with him. He's got a life of his own. Happy movies and cuddles are perfect for me. I don't feel like doing much of anything else.
Kurt: Of course he does, but you two do spend a lot of time together. We can do that. I don't need to make another batch of mashed potatoes, do I? Or, I know! What about a spa evening?
Text || Kurtcey
Kacey: I want all of the PLP time and, no, I'm not with Puck. I've been hiding in my room with a book.
Kurt: Oh. I thought you would be with him, but you can have all the PLP time you want. More happy movies and cuddles, or do you want something different?
Cause of Brad Pitt shirtless, obviously. You are gay, right? Thought that one would sell it to you. C’mon dude, you say that you’re fun, but you sure ain’t showing it. If you really are, then there’s gotta be somethin out there that we both like. Paintball? Dirt bikes? Football? I don’t know what a euphemism is, but it sounds dirty, so we are on the same page here.
Just because I’m gay, it doesn’t mean I want to see any or every guy shirtless. Besides, that movie sounds a tad too violent for my tastes. How am I supposed to show how fun I am when we’re clearly polar opposites? I don’t like any of those things, either. I’m more of a theatre, karaoke, cars and baking kind of guy. We’re not on the same page, and only you could turn the word euphemism into an actual euphemism.
[PM]: Yo, Kurt, where's the best place to find Emmett?
[PM]: And why do you want to know that? Are you planning on paintballing him as well?
