Secondary :*

[australiansanta]

[megaevolvedthot]

[xyle]

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

[strangeanduncanny]

I think you mean subconsciously

[xyle]

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

[thelovejournals]

It takes a long time to make love with someone who hates themselves.

Buddy Wakefield (via thelovejournals)

[shittyidea]

Wank with a cucumber, then serve it in a salad for your family

[bowlcut-hell-deactivated2016053]

[the-jessi-k-blog]

[pr1nceshawn]

Pretty simple solutions.

[datsenseofhumor-deactivated2016]

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

[d4rkocean]

Omg my cat looks at me so angry and awkward I think I did something wrong

[gifyourass]

[africant]

[shittyidea]

Mirrored urinals so you can see if someone’s waiting to go after you

[loosesealbluths]

[thelovejournals]

Don’t be so vain to think that you ruined me, that you wrecked me, destroyed me. I am the only one who has the power to do that.

Amanda Helm, “The Day I Learned That I was Broken” (via thelovejournals)

[westernlariat]

pikachu loves ketchup

[radicat]

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend