Little Ballerina, Big Mouth

Kristin Ingrid Kipperton

[k-kipperton-blog]

Hello bed. I missed you.

[the-alexiskipperton]

Yeah, sure, alright, first turn off the TV in the living room. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

No. Kristin's incapable of moving. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Hello bed. I missed you.

[the-alexiskipperton]

Goodnight.

[k-kipperton-blog]

Shush. Kristin's sleeping now. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Hello bed. I missed you.

[whom-dance-is-happier-blog]

[ginny-mcgary-blog]

I hate sharing a bedroom

[k-kipperton-blog]

I hate sharing a house.

[pruewinters]

Lovely place, Kristen. I’m Prue.

[k-kipperton-blog]

Nice to meet you. I like your name. It's unusual but pretty. It's unusually pretty. 

[pruewinters]

Well, when my mom told me we were moving to a kinder town, she must’ve missed the serial killer part on the brochure.

[k-kipperton-blog]

Welcome to what I call home. I'm Kristin. 

[mirabelleeisenberg-blog]

I just babysat some freaking six year old.

[mirabelleeisenberg-blog]

Good. Never learn about twerking. It’s stupid. Her hair reminds me of Justin Timberlake back in 1999.

[k-kipperton-blog]

Ew. Now I'm glad that I wasn't around to see him then. 

[mirabelleeisenberg-blog]

I just babysat some freaking six year old.

She asked me if I could teach her how to twerk like Miley Cyrus. What.

[k-kipperton-blog]

I'm 12 and I'm not completely sure what "twerk" means. I know that Miley Cyrus as dumb hair though.

[mercurieux]

[k-kipperton-blog]

Dad found my secret reading spot.

[misha-twopointoh]

I think I’ll get a snake someday. They’re even cooler because after they eat the mice, they twist around and you can hear the bones breaking inside of them. And then they puke the skeleton back up.

[k-kipperton-blog]

That's detailed...

[k-kipperton-blog]

Dad found my secret reading spot.

[misha-twopointoh]

Yeah, Lucifer. All the other cats in his litter were white and he’s black, so I thought it was fitting. 

He eats live mice sometimes. It’s cool. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Keep him away from my house. I have pet mice. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Dad found my secret reading spot.

[misha-twopointoh]

I’m just being honest. I named my cat after Satan, so evil’s a logical conclusion. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

You have a cat named after Satan?! I prefer mice but still cool. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Dad found my secret reading spot.

[misha-twopointoh]

Emphasis on the evil.

[k-kipperton-blog]

Cool. I don't know many people who would actually admit to being evil. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Dad found my secret reading spot.

[misha-twopointoh]

Basically all I am, really.

Well, I’m a sophomore this year. So maybe it’s not so clear. 

[k-kipperton-blog]

Show off times 2. I suppose you're some sort of evil genius then?

[icapturetheperiodpieces]

[k-kipperton-blog]

Dad found my secret reading spot.

[misha-twopointoh]

I’m rude most of the time, so I don’t really care.

I’m 12 and 4 months, so I win. Do you go to the high school?

[k-kipperton-blog]

Show off.

I'm 12. Clearly not.