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pretty please write Jason the Toymaker x reader ><
Jason the Toymaker x (GN) Reader
A/N: Iāll probably stick to writing shorter drabbles rather than longer fics for now because Iām just getting back into writing but feel free to send more requests loviesš«¶š»
He prefers you there, where the air smells of sawdust and warm wax, varnish and the faint metallic tang of his tools. Even when you first became acquainted with him you had never estimated to which degree his presence would later turn out to influence your life. Absolute and all consuming. In the beginning you had felt his presence like some steady pressure but the more you got to know him and most importantly the more he laid his claim on you the tighter his iron fist became.
He talks about fixing you the way others make confessions of love. Thatās all he means really, in his own twisted way if he is even capable of it in the first place- for your own sake of course. If you are tired or anxious or insecure he offers to make it better. But all of this is just the beginning that much youāre almost sure of. The beginning of something that might end with glass eyes and porcelain smooth skin so he can keep you his, perfect and flawless for all eternity.
āWhatās the matter sweet thing?ā
His hand brushes so lightly against the back of your exposed neck that you mistake it for the wind at first. A slim finger curls its way into a strand of your hair, then more fingers taking through it.
āYou seem absent..ā
You shake your head softly, then you blink, vision sharpening as you shake your head once more this time more determined.
āIām alright I was just thinkingā
āA penny for your thoughts?ā
You smile softly, it does reach your eyes but you seem tired reaching out to grab the soft fabric of his coat. It feels familiar under your fingers almost as if you had touched it in a previous lifetime and maybe you have. Time moves strangely anyway there in his workshop. You can spend what feels like an afternoon in there and lose days outside.
āJust tired I guessā
You can hear him exhale, in a soft but unmistakably sharp huff. The hand in your hair tightens ever so slightly, you can feel it by the twitch of his fingers.
āNot of me I hope?ā
āNo..never of you..ā
Can I request LJ dating hcs :O? Please and thank you!!
Realistic Laughing Jack Dating Headcanons (SFW and NSFW)
A/N: Omgg first request in ages thank you so much Iām SO back! Small reminder my requests are open
SFW
- He doesnāt really do normal human relationships because he is not human to begin with
-The actual concept of human romantic love requires the advanced theory of mind (understanding that your partner is a separate individual with their own thoughts, feelings etc.) as well as the imagination of a shared future, the desire to put in the work to become better together
-Laughing Jackās type of love because he is not human would most likely be something closer to how animals choose their mate
-Despite probably lacking the ability to produce hormones to feel love and affection (such as oxytocin) he would express his love through something like mate-guarding. He is possessive to a fault protecting whoever he claims as his from rivals to secure them
-Heās not particularly interested in looking for a partner because generally speaking he looks at humans with contempt but when he finds someone he thinks is interesting enough he metaphorically and literally sinks teeth and claws into them
-The concept of āpartners for lifeā becomes very eerie all of the sudden because he literally means the rest of your life however long that might be around him
-Being with him would include him watching over you at all times. He hates being abandoned and he would hate if something happened to his little darling when he is not around
-He would force his way into your head even at night when you try to sleep he is there. Your dreams are filled with the sound of off-key nursery rhymes, the sound of flies. Even when you wake up you still smell blood and burnt sugar
realistic general creepypasta headcanons
(requests are open!)
-they donāt live in a mansion together
-most of them (the ones that donāt depend on e.g technology like BEN) either live in abandoned factories, huts in the forest or something like that
-some have never met eachother, others simply work together for some missions because of their connection to the slenderman
-the slenderman isnāt a father figure to them, he is something between a boss and a blackmailer
-i think they are all absolutely loyal to him but simply because they have no other option. they know that the slender man could potentially kill them anytime if they were worthless to him
-they probably all smell bad
-some may use the chance to shower at their victims house if the kill was messy, some donāt bother (cough cough jeff cough)
-they survive from gas station or 7/11 food they either steal or buy with stolen money
-i donāt think the wounds they had before they became creepypastas can get infected or heal (jeffās scars, tobyās face gash etc)
-not one of them is a small bean or a softie or whatever
-some are more empathetic than others but at the end of the day al of their empathy is extremely limited
Reposting my headcanons cause I rejoined tumblr! My requests are open (read rules)
I just logged back in for the first time in like two years holy shitttt
Changing my user from unpunishablelamb to k1iiwi just so you knowww
you ever get so genuinely upset when you see fancontent like art or edits of your favourite thing? like what do you mean other people know that? Itās MINE I want everyone to associate THAT thing with me forever and absolutely no one else
Not the usual rambling but I wish all of my fellow Christians and everyone else a blessed and peaceful easter! This should be a time for us to remember, that spreading unconditional love is a way for us to honour Jesus Christ as well. Be kind to eachother and to yourselfš¤
Soubise is best man. I read Dark Horse, Soubise is sexy...Jean-Baptiste seems saner in the english version than in the French translation. Just a tiny bit...
But "be a good boy" makes me squeak everytime.
Omg hold onnn whatās Dark Horse? I love soubise with my entire heart heās soš«¶š»š«¶š»š«¶š»
the rules link isnāt working and i have a request that i definitely need to read the rules before submitting !!!
oml tysm for letting me know! It does that sometimes and I was changing some rules but everything should work nowš«¶š»
Rules
A/N: If you donāt agree with them, donāt interact. My blog my rules and if you donāt like controversial/dead dove content, donāt consume it and block me or get over it.š«¶š»Also I wonāt pressure myself to write if I donāt feel like it and I only write a request if I like the idea (which is mostly the case but if not itās not personal I still love u all I just get overwhelmed)
-I only write headcanons, matchups or short drabbles but no long fics
-Iāll write smut, angst, fluff etc but no crack
-Iāll write non/dubcon
-NO ped0/z00philia, vomit, scat
-NO soulmate/ABO dynamics
-NO sexualised religion/blasphemy
-staying in character is really important for me so I wonāt erase negative traits if a character has them
-I donāt care who interacts with me as long as youāre respectful on my page. Youāre responsible for the media you consume
hi i love your writing <33
Hii thank u so much <3
hiiii!!!!! ঠIm not sure if you still post creepypasta headcannons but I really liked the headcannons you gave the creepypastas, it's really nice to realistic headcannons, if you want I was wondering if you could do headcannons for the friendship of the reader and ticci Toby 0_o
(If I made any typos or used bad grammar I'm really sorry (āāøāć) )
Realistic Ticci Toby headcanons (SFW+NSFW)
A/N: Okeyy so for the friendship headcanons just ignore the NSFW part! I just decided to combine your ask with multiple anon asks who requested relationship/NSFW headcanonsš«¶š»
SFW
-First of all he isnāt the one to settle down. He has a bad past with people and itās incredibly hard for him to trust so he prefers not spending a lot of time at your place, if he ever goes there at all
-Heās basically homeless and probably squatting in abandoned places outside of smaller towns so if you ever want to spend a little more time with him itās there or in the woods
-In contrary to popular belief i donāt think he is shy. He is very wary and kind of feral so physical touch is a hard one with him
-He is touch starved to some degree but then again heās become so callous due to everything that has happened, that he wonāt initiate or reciprocate for a long time. He wonāt push you away either though
-I think if you ever share a bed/mattress with him, you might be woken up with a hatchet to your throat or a hand wrapped around it. At least in the first few months of your relationship, simply because heās not used to having anyone around so he panics when he gets startled and his fight instincts kick in.
-Despite everything, i do think heās very thoughtful once he warms up to you. I can imagine him leaving you things like rocks or trinkets he finds which remind him of you
-Heās really possessive no doubt. Hardly anyone has treated him with the smallest amount of kindness, and now that youāre in his life he wonāt settle for less ever again.
-I can definitely see him being the type that wouldnāt let you get out of the relationship/ friendship alive in case you ever want to leave him. Either you stay with him or he kills you. Of course it would be hard for him to do since he ālovesā you but the thought of you being with someone else, leaving him to rot, is much harder
hi guys!!
iām trying to focus on catching up on some of the requests (sadly iāll have to delete some cause itās a lot) but iāll be shifting my writing to the creepypasta and game of thrones/asoiaf fandoms so iād really appreciate if you reblog some of my stuff if you like it cause i always feel like the fanbases are so small š
my pet peeve is people not caring if a character is a murderer, cannibal etc and then they draw the line at them saying something misogynistic/racist/homophobic..like..are u ok?
idc either way itās a FICTIONAL character and if it gets to you THAT much that people are creating fan content for them, maybe youāre not mature enough to consume that kind of media
snippet of the filth to come
how i feel writing vinaigrette self insert porn about the most fucked up and despicable, unhygienic man ever
Have I told ya'll recently how much I love his stupid face?
I love his stupid face.
I love it so much.
iād be such a good saltwife idk