1 am n0t the the type t0 fa1nt

when th1ngs are 0dd 0r th1ngs are qua1nt : (Follows from Partypumpkin)

[dqnquality]

[danceintheskies]

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE !!!

[k1llerc0re]

[pantheophany]

(far ones, i want to go see a production)

[k1llerc0re]

baby ; can y0u plea5e change y0ur url t0 50meth1ng 1 can actually 5pell :

[pantheophany]

(once theophobia is available, yes)

[k1llerc0re]

HJJJMHHH 1 D0N’T KN0W WHEN THAT5 G01NG T0 HAPPEN :

[comment-tube]

[thyrell]

weed is no joke dude one of my buddies swallowed the roach the other day and now hes pregnant

[k1llerc0re]

1n the year 2006 we d15c0vered mag1c tr1ck5 wh1ch we u5ed f0r wag1ng war aga1sn7 7he 0dd5 :

1n the year 2007 they 1nv1ted u5 t0 heaven and we plundered the ca51n0 0f the g0d5 :

[k1llerc0re]

d0n’t talk t0 me 1 ate t00 much na1l p0l15h and n0w my 5t0mache hurt5 :

[bethanysmiled]

Dearest Saint Anthony Please Come Around Something Is Lost And Cannot Be Found

[k1llerc0re]

i know hes a troll now but

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

hitting my dick with a wrench to upgrade it to level 3

[tikkety-tok]

sound on

[k1llerc0re]

devilfuneral​:

i live with a time sorcerer and she counts as like 7 proxies good luck to YOU actually

0H YEAH 0H YEAH ?! 0H YEAH ?! 1 D0N’T NEED LUCK 1 CAN D0 TH15 R1GHT N0W Y0U HAVE N0 1DEA H0W P0WERFUL 1 AM : 1′LL G0 BACK 1N T1ME AND 5T0P BAJA BLA5T FR0M EX15T1NG :

[devilfuneral]

got a baja blast today you wish you were me

[k1llerc0re]

0k well 1 g0t tw0 baja bla5t5 and 1′m w0rk1ng 0n a t1me mach1ne t0 5teal y0ur 5ec0nd 0ne 50 g00d fuck1ng luck buddy :

[land-of-classpects-and-analysis]

Mage of Time

Fight or flight. A feeling so deeply ingrained within us, so burrowed into our DNA that we had to give it a name, a title, something to identify that feeling. When faced with a formidable force to be reckoned with, and one that seeks to harm yourself or something you hold close, there are always those two instinctive options: fight or flight. Stand your ground, even if your enemy is far stronger than you, and risk dying a noble fighter and perhaps even become a hero? Or realize that your life is not worth playing around with, and instead running away, whether it be to become stronger or simply to live another day - even if it means sacrificing another life in the process? For some people, there will always be those who run away or even try to outright avoid as many fights as they can. However, there are just as many people ready, willing, and sometimes even eager to rush towards these battles, even if they have no chance of winning whatsoever. It’s the thrill of it all that they love. To the truest of heroes and fighters, the love and appreciation they get is only a side effect of their love for fights and battles. All they need is the personal reassurance that they have proven their might once again, and refused to let more injustice plague their home. Unfortunately, though, the Mage of Time is not one of these people, but rather they are part of the former group.

As long as there is a promise of escape and running away from their problems, the Mage of Time will always choose that option. They are someone who would rather let their fear and anger bubble inside of them rather than address the issues leaving them feeling so negative. Conflict is something that scares the Mage of Time, and as such, they try to avoid it as best they can. Even when such a thing is standing right in front of them, or right at their doorstep, if there is a window for them to crawl out through or a gap to slide in and out of, they are most certainly going to try their best to worm and wiggle their way out of such a tight situation. Because of this pattern of behavior, though, this often doesn’t help to de-escalate any problems for the Mage, but rather only adds on more problems for them to avoid. They won’t ever show it, though. The growing piles of ignored calls and texts messages, perhaps even a dozen letters and emails here and there, along with the false promises of everything being fine, really, that problem will be dealt with eventually. Eventually, it becomes unknown if the Mage of Time truly despises getting themself into situations of conflict, or if they just don’t want to even acknowledge that such a dangerous thing exists.

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[classpect-callouts]

mage of time, rip me apart please

do you have too much time or too little? when you have time in excess you get bored and when you are running late you panic. you lack time management skills in such a way that things collide with each other and your schedule is fucked. do you use a lot of deadlines to pressure yourself to do something? do you procrastinate? it's not at all unpredictable.

[k1llerc0re]

G00D M0RN1NG PE0PLE 0F HUMBLER T1ME5 !

MY A550C1ATE5 AND 1 ; WE C0M3 T0 Y0U FR0M THE FUTURE :

THAT5 RIGHT ; WE C0ME FR0M THE FUTURE AND WE HAVE MANY 5T0R1E5 T0 TELL :

[k1llerc0re]

hear1ng a 50ng by a mu51c1an 1 l1ke that 1′ve never heard bef0re even th0ugh 1′m a ma551ve fan 15 the be5t feel1ng l1ke *heart beat5 50 hard aga1n5t my r1b cage 1t 5tart5 break1ng the b0ne5* YE5 YE5 YE5 YE5 YE5 :