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sam • she/her • Wind Mage Gets "Worst Level Up Ever", Asked to Leave Greil Mercenaries

[anime-out-of-context]

[3000s]

whenever my mom tries to remember the name of the show Better Call Saul she comes up with something new and unique every time

[3000s]

last night she called it "What About Sal"

[wildehacked]

things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:

the city of los angeles

the city of new york

sex

how drinking alcohol works

how getting high works

how a child of any age speaks

how nuclear physics work

how [my job] works

how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is

how hypothermia works

things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:

what french toast is

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[roswellsoup]

photographic evidence btw 🐞🐞

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[microwaveabl]

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

[snowy-icarus]

because have you seen the economy and society lately

[shithowdy]

*walks into a party* so here's the deal. i'm eventually going to take a gargantuan megashit right here on the floor. a catastrophic fecalanche, just a downright fucking toilet-cracker of a heap that cannot be mitigated. everyone here has the choice to either join in forming a conveyor of little treats into my greedy foodhole to speed up the process or go home. but now that i have presented this choice, be aware that if you go home the assilisk is blowing out on your floor next. let's begin.

[headspace-hotel]

Url checks out

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[lastfm-comments]

Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs

[kushblazer666]

[angrydino42-and-avathecannibal]

I will always hate colouring but for you guys

sketch / no noise filter / original

[fishgummy]

peace and love on planet earth ❤️

[orewing]

stupid joke. happy pride

[nyaa]

[danceintheskies]

yuri version

yaoi version

[bugofmanynames]

my contribution to the nnsg fandom