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i like that people can tell by looking at me that i’m into some nerdy bullshit

Im Bad at talking you should just shoot me if I talk to you ever

when i remember I’m stuck in this flesh prison for the rest of my one sole life and have no ability to change that 😁😁😁😁😁

i wish i was a fictional character so people would post headcannons about me

holden caulfield calling everyone a larper

my job is to play with the kitten so she doesn’t run out while everyone carries box’s this is literally my dream job

never mind masters got me working

they had to make me really ugly because my my personality is so semi awesome

bro if i locked in a month ago and got my permit i could be driving the moving truck 💔💔💔💔💔

when i hear someone say max verstappen my head snaps like a sleeper agent its like instinctual

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

when did everyone get good at make up guys how i’m struggling this is not okay guys guys come back guys

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

la la land is in theaters for it’s anniversary 😁😁😁

tickets? acquired. happiness? imminent.

it’s so fucking hot am i dead is this hell

cropdusting bitches i hate #notallheroswearcapes

bruce springsteen straight up lying i was not born to run i got exercise induced asthma bro

pathetic life form