Haven't You Noticed I'm A Star?

Zeke | 26 | He/Him | ♈

[kaachanstan]

I didn't wanna go through the whole effort of making a new tumblr so I just made a sideblog so if you're a Dimension 20 poster and I followed you it's because I'm also @nocturnal-artist :P

[kaijuno]

[tboy-cock]

shoutout to trans men who were distinctly different from girls their age but also distinctly different than boys their age for a reason they couldnt place or understand. shoutout to trans men who just straight up didnt get along with anybody their age before coming out. maybe even after. have you been diagnosed with autism yet

[tboy-cock]

the weird little girl to weird trans man pipeline makes angels sing. you can never have too many trans men who used to be weird little girls

[miauiz]

🫢

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[charl0ttan]

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[lonelyroommp3]

Color Game — How Well Can You Remember Colors?

We show you colors. You recreate them from memory. Challenge friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think. Play free at dialed.gg.

okay this is SO fun. my high score is 46.45 >:)

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[beebfreeb]

[pokemoniker]

I think he's litterally just a normal committee member. A masculine one even

[pokemoniker]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[foxpopvli]

Generational differences!

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

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[anistarrose]

hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime

hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

[assaultmystic]

please stop saying that “if you xyz a fairy dies”. we’re belief dependent. you will literally make it true. last week one of you made an offhand remark about steven universe shipping and i had to go to hospital for four days. do you have any idea how humiliating that is

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[miauiz]

the things you do for rivalry