better to die with honor than live with shame

- Kaauloth Brokkr - - Half Orc Barbarian - - indie d&d/critical role OC - - sideblog to Tex-Blades -

[kaauloth-the-cursed]

                   I came into this world kicking, screaming,                         and covered in someone else’s blood,               I have no problem with going out the same way

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[rpresourcehelp]

Make assumptions about my muse in my askbox and my muse will respond to them.

[fierymcmehoard]

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another list of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     

Disclaimer: this is not my compilation; sentence starters were initially made up by @belladoesrpmeme and @writerwhofears; I merely combined two parts of this meme into one for convenience.

“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”

“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

“You asleep?”

“I like this, being so close to you.”

“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”

“You’re so, so, so pretty.”

“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”

“You make my heart beat so quick.”

“You always know how to make me smile.”

“You’ll always be safe with me.”

[kisses the other on the cheek]

“Always.”

“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”

“All my choices lead me to you.”

“I’ll never give you up.”

“I sleep better if you’re around.”

“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”

“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”

“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”

“I trust you.”

[holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]

“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”

“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”

“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”

“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”

[puts head on the other’s shoulder]

“I will never let you go.”

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”

“You wrote me a song?”

“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”

[suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]

[extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]

“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”

“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”

“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”

“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”

“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”

“You’re cold. Come here.”

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

“Stay.”

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”

[hugs for a very long time]

[puts feet on the other’s lap]

“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”

“I love you.”

“If anything happened to you— I couldn’t...”

“Promise me. Promise me you’ll stay.”

“Tell me what happened.”

“You’re not breathing. Breathe.”

“I’ve got you.”

“You’re safe with me, now.”

“I won’t let anything happen to you.”

“No matter what, I will always come after you.”

“Take my hand— and stay close.”

“You’re shaking. Here, come closer.”

“Sorry, when I didn’t didn’t see you, I got worried.”

[hears crying]

“You look exhausted. Come here.”

“Rest now. I’ll be here when you wake.”

[touches forehead] “You’re burning up!”

“Are you sure you’ll be alright?”

“You always do that. Pull away when I get close. What are you afraid of?”

“For once, will you just look at me?”

“I can’t stay here with you— I just, when I’m around you, I can’t think. You make me dizzy... you make me weak.”

[traces fingers over scars, sitting in the firelight, watching the flames jump and bend to the music of the wind]

“I’ve never noticed this scar before.”

“When you touch me, it’s like I can’t breathe.”

“I just love being near you.”

“Wait! Please— I’m sorry, just— wait.”

“There’s something about you that makes me smile.”

“I’ve never felt like this before. It only happens when I’m with you.”

“Here. Sit next to me.”

“Where are you goin? I saved you a spot.”

“Are you feeling okay? Your face is looking a little red.”

[leaning close, knees almost touching]

“Hey, you’ve got something on your face. Here, hold still... ”

“Will you stay with me? Tonight? I just— I’d feel better knowing you’re near.”

“I’ve never felt weak. Until I met you.”

“Here, take my hand— don’t look.”

“I’ve got you... just breathe, okay? I know it hurts. We’re almost done.”

“If you go, I go too.”

[catching the other staring when they think they’re not looking]

“I’ll never get over hearing you say my name.”

“Do you have any idea how beautiful you are?”

[takes hand, puts it over heart] “This is what I feel when I’m with you. And I’m powerless to stop it.”

“Just hearing the sound of your voice is enough to make me smile.”

“Never will they hurt you. As long as I’m alive.”

“If you keep doing that, I’m going to scream— stop smiling, I mean it!”

“Please. Just let me hold you.”

“I never thought I could miss a person as much as I’ve missed you.”

“You make me ache in ways I never felt possible.”

“You don’t get it do you? How can you be so blind! Don’t you understand how much I care about you?”

[grabbing wrist, pulling person behind them, sensing danger]

[wiping tears from the others face]

[that one hand squeeze just before letting go]

“Stay still. You’ve been wounded.”

“Never. Never will I stop loving you.”

“My gut does the weirdest things around you— acrobatic things.”

“You look pale. Are you sure you’re feeling alright?”

“When’s the last time you ate?”

“I thought you might be hungry, so I brought you this.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“What’s wrong? Is there something on my face?”

“I can’t stand the thought of seeing you hurt.”

“This is nice. You and me. Against the world.”

“I choose you— can’t you see? I will always choose you.”

[pulls head on lap, running fingers through hair]

“Relax. I’m here now.”

“Till death do us part. And forever until the end of eternity.”

“Do you mind if I come in?”

“If it weren’t for you, I may have lived my whole life thinking I was happy. But now I know the truth.”

“Wake up. Come on, there’s something I want to show you.”

“Talk to me... I’m worried.”

“Wait, are those-? Are those bruises?”

[pulling other person close, feeling them breathe a sigh of relief]

“You’ve done the unthinkable, you know. You’ve made me fall in love.”

[rpresourcehelp]

Send my muse “would you rather…” questions

Give my muse two options to make them choose. Go nuts!

[sphynxrpmemes]

Domestic Ups and Downs

"I cooked you breakfast!"

"This is a banana and a cup of yogurt, define 'cooked' for me?"

"Before 5 am it is your puppy."

"Hey, so am I to assume the lights aren't working because the electric bill never got paid?"

"Never again will I take for granted the joy of an in-home washer and dryer."

"Where do I even put the fire extinguisher? If it's out of sight I'll forget where it is."

"Come back tomorrow, I'm sleeping all day to recover from hell week."

"Oh no, that paint is hideous. We are going to the hardware store today."

"Those look like curtains my grandma would buy. Where did you even find them?"

"I want to hang a family portrait on that wall. It just looks so empty."

"This will make a great office."

"Office? I thought this was going to be a nursery..."

"How in the world are we out of coffee? What kind of person let's that happen?"

"Why did I agree to a fifth floor apartment again?"

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :  FIRST DATE .   」   * change pronouns as needed .

‘ hi. ’

‘ are you nervous? ’

‘ you look stunning. ’

‘ i want to do this right. ’

‘ it’s good to see you. ’

‘ i should be honest, i’m not looking for anything long-term. ’

‘ you seem nervous. ’ 

‘ i brought you a gift. ’

‘ when i asked you out, i wasn’t actually sure you’d say yes. ’

‘ you’ve made me very happy. ’

‘ i can’t believe i agreed to this. ’

‘ come on! split this with me. ’

‘ i’m not looking for something short-term. ’

‘ take my hand. ’

‘ next round’s on you. ’

‘ i had no idea you were into me. ’  

‘ i’m flattered. ’

‘ i was thinking we could start with dinner. see where the night goes. ’

‘ aren’t you going to kiss me? ’

‘ i have a very special night planned for you. ’

‘ close your eyes. don’t open ‘till i say so. ’

‘ i just want something real. ’

‘ to be honest, i’ve admired you for a while. ’

‘ sorry, what’s your name again? ’

‘ suppose i wanted another date with you… ’

‘ i think we have something special, don’t you? ’

‘ could we maybe have a do-over? ’

‘ i brought some wine for our dinner. ’

‘ no, no. tonight’s on me. ’

‘ it’s been a pleasure getting to know you. ’

‘ i’m not going to waste my time here. ’

‘ this evening has been… enlightening. ’

‘ i thought you might like these flowers. ’

‘ do you want to come inside? ’

‘ i don’t think we should. ’

‘ kiss me.’ 

‘ i want to take it slow with you. ’

‘ there’s no way i can eat all of this by myself. ’

‘ come in. i was just making dinner. ’

‘ take a shot with me. ’

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :    ONLY ONE BED .   」    * change pronouns as needed .

‘ why did you book us one room? ’

‘ i’m sleeping on the left. ’

‘ just a warning, i hog the covers. ’

‘ if you snore, i’m hitting you. ’

‘ it’s fine. i’ll take the floor. ’

‘ it’s so hot in here. ’

‘ there’s no way this bed is big enough for you and me. ’

‘ hey! no cover hogging. ’

‘ i didn’t mean to wake you. ’

‘ i have to face the door. ’

‘ come on! i’m so cold. ’

‘ don’t feel like you have the take the floor on my account. ’

‘ we’ll be fine. ’

‘ maybe we should cozy up together. ’

‘ this is going to be the best night ever. ’

‘ the innkeeper said this is the last room. ’

‘ i was having such a good dream, too… ’

‘ there’s not even a couch in here? ’

‘ i think it’s big enough for both of us. ’

‘ you think we could get a refund? ’

‘ can you close the curtains? ’

‘ shh, it’s okay. i’m here. ’

‘ you’re kind of warm. ’

‘ there’s no way we can exchange rooms now. ’

‘ aren’t you cold? ’

‘ don’t look at me! ’

‘ i sleep commando, just so you know. ’

‘ come here. ’

‘ how could i have known? i was in a rush! ’

‘ you have to be freezing down there. ’

‘ i’m not facing you. ’

‘ haha, i never knew you had such bedhead. ’

‘ sorry, did i wake you? ’

‘ do you normally have nightmares like this? ’

‘ this is going to be the worst night ever. ’

‘ sharing a bed with a pretty girl like you? count me in. ’

‘ why the hell did they book a room with a single bed? ’

‘ i know we’re undercover and all, but this is a little extreme. ’

‘ we can sleep in shifts. i’ll take the first watch. ’

‘ don’t even think about cuddling me. ’

‘ it was just a dream. ’

‘ i heard you calling their name. ’

‘ you sleep like a rock. ’

‘ did you know you snore? ’

‘ you did this on purpose, didn’t you? ’

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :    ONE THROUGH FOUR .   」   * change pronouns as needed .

ONE WORD: 

‘ wait! ’

‘ stay. ’

‘ go! ’

‘ you! ’

‘ no! ’

‘ yes.’ 

TWO WORDS:

‘ it’s you. ’ 

‘ come here. ’

‘ leave, now! ’

‘ why not? ’

‘ how come? ’

‘ who knows? ’

THREE WORDS: 

‘ i need you. ’

‘ i love you. ’

‘ i hate you. ’

‘ where to begin? ’

‘ don’t leave me. ’

‘ where are you? ’ 

FOUR WORDS: 

‘ it’s not that simple. ’

‘ you can’t just leave! ’

‘ what have you done? ’

‘ where are you going? ’

‘ it’s never been enough. ’

‘ i want it all. ’

[leneemusing]

CONVERSATIONAL  SENTENCE  STARTERS  

❝  you wanna know how i know you’re a good friend— not just for me but in general?  i always feel better after hanging out with you.  ❞

❝  sometimes things aren’t alright and they’re not gonna be okay for a while.  and that’s alright.  as cliche as it sounds it’s okay to not be okay.  give yourself time.  ❞

❝  have you even taken the time to let yourself feel it?  everything that’s been happening.  eventually,  you have to slow down and let it feel real.  ❞

❝   i’m not really the advice type,  but i am damn good at coming up with distractions to forget the bullshit for a while.  ❞

❝  was this not what you expected?  ❞

❝  i think the whole idea of ‘finding yourself’ is kind of bullshit.  we are what we chose to be.  we make ourselves.   ❞

❝  did you come by for a reason or did you just want some company?  ❞

❝  i’m going to tell you this,  once,  because i think you need to hear it.  you deserve more.  you should expect more from the world and put in the work to get what you deserve.  ❞

❝  i brought some seeds for your garden.  i thought about bringing a bouquet but— this way you can grow them and enjoy them longer.  ❞

❝  please,  stay for dinner?  i enjoy your company.  ❞

❝  come sit a little while with me.  tell me how you’ve been?  really.  ❞

❝  you don’t know how glad i am to see you made it.  here,  let me get you a drink.   ❞

❝  if you’d like to discuss it in private,  we can step outside?  ❞

❝  whatever it is you wish to tell me,  it won’t leave this room.  ❞

❝  well,  i’ve been wanting to talk to you.  but i don’t really know how to put it all in words.  ❞

❝  how have you been sleeping?  ❞

❝  don’t take this the wrong way,  but you don’t quite look well.  ❞

❝  don’t feel bad for not knowing—  i was trying not to bother anyone.  you didn’t know because i didn’t let you.  ❞

❝  miscommunication is a shitty trope in sitcoms and it’s even shittier in real life,  so let’s just take a moment to breathe.  and let’s get on the same page.  alright?   ❞

❝  is this a time for me to listen or fix it?  ❞

❝  i don’t really have anything to say,  i just know that i don’t really want to be alone.  ❞

❝  could you just…talk to me?  it doesn’t have to be anything important.  i just like listening to your voice.  it calms me.  ❞

❝  honestly,  it was a long time ago.  i don’t really remember the details.  ❞

❝  i’m rather proud of you.  i don’t say that often,  so believe i mean it.  ❞

❝  you seem content here.  happy,  even?  ❞

❝  i’m not here to drudge up the past.  i’m just hoping we could have a future.  ❞

❝  i see you’re not getting much sleep either.  should i make us both some tea,  then?  ❞

❝  are you sure you didn’t want to mention something to me?  ❞

❝  are you sure you’re alright?  ❞

❝  i’m a fan of your work,  actually.  ❞

❝  you have more of a reputation than you might think.  ❞

❝  you haven’t heard of me?  how refreshing.  ❞

❝  go on,  tell me what’s on your mind.  ❞

❝  something is troubling you,  yes?  ❞

❝  with a smile like that,  i can’t help but want to know your secret.  what’s got you so cheery today?  ❞

❝  come on,  you’re clearly upset.  and i’m not the asshole who pretends not to notice.  ❞

❝  oh,  i’m going to enjoy making my first impression with you.  how am i doing so far?  ❞

[angelprompts]

random inbox memes, 2/?   ♡   feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ

“does this really sound like a good idea to you?”

“i love you.. i just needed you to know that.”

“i don’t know if i’m a good person.”

“want to get high and forget about tonight?”

“don’t leave.. please.”

“i can’t believe i ever thought you’d be different.”

“we should have never come out here.”

“i was a bet all this time?”

“i’m sorry i wasn’t there.”

“can i kiss you?”

“honestly, you’re the last person i want to see right now.”

“i’m literally going to get violent.”

“i hate that i can’t bring myself to hate you.”

“i brought you some dinner.”

“friends don’t lie.”

“want to go some place quieter?”

“want to get out of here?”

“can you help me out?  -  i’m a little stuck.”

“this is going to be one hell of a story if we make it out alive.”

“..and you just believed [her / him / them]? without asking me first?”

“well, good morning sunshine!”

“maybe this is for the best.”

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[kuzcosources]

Sharing Things!

“Is that my shirt?”

“Keep it. It looks good on you.”

“Sorry, I accidentally spilled coffee on your tee.”

“Here, you can borrow my sweatshirt.”

“Do you want to look through my closet to find something you can wear?”

“It’s a bit large, but it’s very comfortable.”

“Your shampoo smells nice.”

“You broke my hairbrush!”

“I’ll get you a towel.”

“That’s my favorite mug, but you can use it if you want.”

“Can I use some of your makeup?”

“How do you turn on your shower? It’s impossible to use!”

“You can use my bed, I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“I couldn’t impose on you!”

“It’s not imposing at all!”

“So I used your toaster…”

“I accidentally clogged your toilet. Sorry.”

“Where did this hole in my sweater come from?”

“Could you possibly clean up your hair from the drain after you use the shower?”

“It’s not my fault I shed!”

“Here, let me help you find something to wear.”

“Stay on your side of the bed.”

“Thanks for letting me use your pool.”

“You’ve got an interesting sense of fashion.”

“You make it work, though.”

[inboxideas]

Your character has got one free pass to ask my character anything, and they must answer truthfully, and afterwards my character will forget the conversation. How does your character use it?

[leneemusing]

EXTENSIVE SCAR RELATED PROMPTS 

GENERAL 

[ TOUCH ]  for sender to trace one of receiver’s scars 

[ TOUCHED ]  for receiver to trace one of sender’s scars

[ DISCOVER ]  for sender to see receiver’s scars for the first time 

[ DISCOVERED ]  for receiver to see sender’s scars for the first time 

[ CARESS ]  for sender to kiss one of receiver’s scars 

[ CARESSED ]  for receiver to kiss one of sender’s scars

[ SHOW ]  for sender to purposefully reveal their scars for receiver to see 

[ SHOWN ]  for receiver to purposefully reveal their scars for sender to see 

SCENARIOS

[ MEND ]  for sender to treat receiver’s wound which leads to them having to remove an article of clothing resulting in revealing scars hidden beneath

[ MENDED ]  for receiver to treat sender’s wound which leads to them having to remove an article of clothing resulting in revealing scars hidden beneath

[ BLUNDER ]  for sender to walk in on receiver in a state of undress thus seeing their scars for the first time

[ BLUNDERED ]  for receiver to walk in on sender in a state of undress thus seeing their scars for the first time 

[ KISS ]  our muses are having sex for the first time which then reveals sender’s scars to receiver 

[ KISSED ]  our muses are having sex for the first time which then reveals receiver’s scars to sender 

[ BATHE ]  our muses take a shower together and sender looks over receiver’s scars 

[ BATHED ]  our muses take a shower together and receiver looks over sender’s scars. 

WORDS

❝  your scars are nothing to be ashamed of.  ❞

❝  why do you hide your scars?  ❞

❝  i see every mark as something to be proud of,  proof of all i survived.  ❞

❝  can i ask what happened here—  how did you get this one?  ❞

❝  sometimes i get these phantom pains i guess you could say.  little aches and i find them oddly comforting.  because my soul still hurts even if my body is healed.  ❞

❝  i wish i could get rid of my scars.  they’re just reminders of everything i want to forget.  ❞

❝  is it alright if i touch this scar?  ❞

❝  it’s okay—  you can touch it if you want.  doesn’t hurt anymore.  ❞

❝  please don’t touch it.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to tell me how you got it.  i just wanted to see.  ❞

❝  looks worse than it was.  ❞

❝  i want to kill every person responsible for leaving you scarred. ❞

❝  i made sure the people who left marks on me wouldn’t get the chance to do it again.  ❞

❝  woah—  what the hell happened there? ❞

❝  you don’t have to hide them around me.  the scars are just part of who you are.  and i like all of what i see.  ❞

❝  i don’t really like letting people see them.  ❞

❝  it’s okay—  honestly i forget they’re there most of the time.  ❞

[kaauloth-the-cursed]

What kind of hot are you?

bob the builder hot

i am not saying bob the builder is hot, im just saying you have the hotness of a handyman. you're humble, down to earth, and exist with an easy confidence that takes peoples breath away. you always seem to know exactly what you are doing. you may still be stuck in your hometown, but you have quite the reputation. you do get a lot of business, after all. people around here sure tend to break things an awful lot, and they always call you, listening through the phone reciever with a light blush and bated breath, for your inevitable "I'll help you."

[yuudachimemes]

Reblog if you’re multiple ship, but also allow Polyamorous ships..

[leneemusing]

EXTENSIVE SCAR RELATED PROMPTS 

GENERAL 

[ TOUCH ]  for sender to trace one of receiver’s scars 

[ TOUCHED ]  for receiver to trace one of sender’s scars

[ DISCOVER ]  for sender to see receiver’s scars for the first time 

[ DISCOVERED ]  for receiver to see sender’s scars for the first time 

[ CARESS ]  for sender to kiss one of receiver’s scars 

[ CARESSED ]  for receiver to kiss one of sender’s scars

[ SHOW ]  for sender to purposefully reveal their scars for receiver to see 

[ SHOWN ]  for receiver to purposefully reveal their scars for sender to see 

SCENARIOS

[ MEND ]  for sender to treat receiver’s wound which leads to them having to remove an article of clothing resulting in revealing scars hidden beneath

[ MENDED ]  for receiver to treat sender’s wound which leads to them having to remove an article of clothing resulting in revealing scars hidden beneath

[ BLUNDER ]  for sender to walk in on receiver in a state of undress thus seeing their scars for the first time

[ BLUNDERED ]  for receiver to walk in on sender in a state of undress thus seeing their scars for the first time 

[ KISS ]  our muses are having sex for the first time which then reveals sender’s scars to receiver 

[ KISSED ]  our muses are having sex for the first time which then reveals receiver’s scars to sender 

[ BATHE ]  our muses take a shower together and sender looks over receiver’s scars 

[ BATHED ]  our muses take a shower together and receiver looks over sender’s scars. 

WORDS

❝  your scars are nothing to be ashamed of.  ❞

❝  why do you hide your scars?  ❞

❝  i see every mark as something to be proud of,  proof of all i survived.  ❞

❝  can i ask what happened here—  how did you get this one?  ❞

❝  sometimes i get these phantom pains i guess you could say.  little aches and i find them oddly comforting.  because my soul still hurts even if my body is healed.  ❞

❝  i wish i could get rid of my scars.  they’re just reminders of everything i want to forget.  ❞

❝  is it alright if i touch this scar?  ❞

❝  it’s okay—  you can touch it if you want.  doesn’t hurt anymore.  ❞

❝  please don’t touch it.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to tell me how you got it.  i just wanted to see.  ❞

❝  looks worse than it was.  ❞

❝  i want to kill every person responsible for leaving you scarred. ❞

❝  i made sure the people who left marks on me wouldn’t get the chance to do it again.  ❞

❝  woah—  what the hell happened there? ❞

❝  you don’t have to hide them around me.  the scars are just part of who you are.  and i like all of what i see.  ❞

❝  i don’t really like letting people see them.  ❞

❝  it’s okay—  honestly i forget they’re there most of the time.  ❞

[leneemusing]

back at it again with misc memes

❝  i’m used to people generally not giving a shit about me.  doesn’t mean i can’t still choose to care regardless of whether not people will care back.  ❞

❝  i’m not kind because i expect anything from it.  i do it because i like how it feels.  because people have not generally been kind to me and i don’t want to be that sort of person to someone else who.   ❞

❝  why didn’t you ever tell me you were dealing with so much?  you didn’t have to keep this to yourself.  ❞

❝  it’s okay.  i don’t need you to help me…but if you wanna stick around while i fix it myself i wouldn’t mind the company.  ❞

❝  i generally don’t like people as a rule.  but i don’t mind you.  so uh,  don’t fuck that up for me alright?  next time you’re in trouble just call me. ❞

❝  are you sure you don’t want me to stay?  ❞

❝  you know i can tell when you’re lying.  so you can either talk about what’s wrong or we can just sit here together.  either way,  i won’t let you do this alone.   ❞

❝  no,  i don’t need you.  but i do want you.  my life is fine without you,  but it’s great when you’re in it.  i don’t need to be dependent on you for this relationship to be important.  ❞

❝  well,  i already did the ‘kicking their ass for being a jerk’ part.  now i’m doing the whole,  showing up for you and making sure you’re okay now part.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to be like this.  i want to change but i don’t know where to start.  ❞

❝  i see you.  i just wanted you to know that.  i always see you.  ❞

❝  i haven’t really done the whole dating thing in a while but,  do you want to?  we could go to dinner—or coffee?  ❞

❝  we’re having a spa night,  okay?  i already have a bath started and there are face masks on the counter.  no arguments.  we need this.  ❞

❝  don’t start giving me the damn puppy eyes i was already gonna say ‘yes’ okay?  ❞

❝  this is a bad idea but i’m already committed so i might as well not half-ass being a dumbass.  ❞

❝  i always feel better when you’re here.  ❞

❝  i’m going to give you a hug now but if you tell anyone about it i will have to kill you.  ❞

❝  did you just flip off that old guy?  ❞

❝  i know you’ll lie to me if i ask if you’re okay so i’m skipping past that part and telling you to go home and get some rest.  ❞

❝  you know i’m not good for you right?  there’s probably a hundred other people you could be going to right now instead of me.  ❞

❝  can i say something here?  or do you need another minute of rambling before i get to do the part where i say what you need to hear and you realize you’re freaking out over nothing?  ❞

❝  don’t you get that i need you?  you’re always going on about being fine and being able to manage on your own and i’m sure that’s true.  but what if i’m not?  what if i need you in my life.  and i need you to let me help you with your life too? ❞

❝  i know you’ve been having a shit time so i brought some food.  ❞

❝  hey— get your hands off my plate.  i made you your own.  ❞

❝  i know you like the rain,  but it’s getting cold.  you need to come in before you get sick.  ❞

❝  i knew i’d find you here.  ❞

❝  if i tell you my eyes are red from weed and not because i was crying will you do me the favor of pretending to believe me? ❞