My Misadventures in VollaHolla
This is the rough draft for my cartoon I hope you enjoy it
My Misadventures in VollaHolla
(Scene opens up on a giant tree with a blanket tent tied to it this is “the Fort” The home of Alec and Sam the Man. The sun is coming up and the day looks fresh. Zoom into the tent and inside is much larger than the outside. It has a large open area with a fire pit in the middle with pillows surround the pit. The inside has four levels to it with rope swings and rope ladders leading to the different levels. The camera zooms up to the forth level and down the right hallway to a room. Inside the room looks like a typical teenage boys room. There are dirty clothes on the floor next to a dresser as well as a purple hiking backpack. A TV with video games. Posters of half nude chicks, videogames, and superheroes. On the dresser there is a lamp and a hookah. Hanging from the ceiling is an extra-large hammock with a eighteen year old boy in it asleep. Pan to the floor and a blue beach ball sized creature is standing below the hammock. He is wearing a trucker hat that says “Get Fresh” he has big eyes, small bump nose, and a large mouth. His mouth is open in a smile he has one gold tooth. He has short shaggy hair that goes into sideburns and small chin strip. This is Sam the Man.)
SAM: “Get up!” Sam yells at the boy in the hammock
Alec: He tosses and turns giving only a grunt “Uh”
Sam: He points to Alec “Don’t make me come up there!”
Alec: He rolls over and faces Sam a hand pops out of the covers and flicks Sam off “I dare you” in a sleepy and groggy voice
Sam: “oh that’s IT!” Sam jumps up and grabs onto the hammock. He climbs up over the side and into the hammock with Alec. “Prepare to be woke!” he starts slapping Alec in the head
Alec: He pops his head out from the covers “You are so dead Sam!” Alec kicks the covers off of him and onto the floor. Sam falls with the covers.
Sam: He hits the floor “Ufah” He stands up “Alec! YOU ARE DEAD!”
Alec: Just then Alec jumps down in just his boxers onto the floor with Sam “Bring it on little man!”
Alec: “Wait is it 9 already?” Stops and looks at the clock
Sam: “Yes and its Monday!”
Sam and Alec: “MONDAY MORNING DONUT DAY!” They jump up into the air
Sam: “That’s why I was trying to get you up bro”
Alec: He walks over to his dresser “Sorry for being a total Zonk-head”
Sam: “All is forgiven buddy cause it’s DONUT DAY! Whoop Whoop!” He puts his hands up in the air
Alec: He is putting on clothes. He puts on a white t-shirt that says Cool Cat on it as well as a pair of tan cargo shorts with large pockets. “Oh man I can’t wait to get some donuts” He says as he puts on his shoes
(The two walk out of Alec’s room and into the hallway. They get to the end of the hallway that leads to a slide. They jump on the slide and take it to the first floor. They walk over to the fire pit)
Pitfall: The fire pit catches fire and a big flame shoots up “What’s crackin’ baby!” A face shows up in the fire
Sam: “Its MONDAY MORNING DONUT DAY!”
Pitfall: “Oh dang its already Monday at least its donut day! Let me guess you wanna portal to town?”
Sam: “You know it Pitfall!”
Pitfall: “Alright brothers coming right up!” The fire opens up into a magic portal. Alec and Sam jump in “Have a safe trip now!”
(A portal opens up in an alleyway Alec and Sam walk through the portal. The portal closes and a piece of coal drops out. Alec picks up the coal and places it in his left pocket. They walk out of the alleyway and on to the sidewalk)
Alec and Sam: They begin to walk down the street. As they walk down the street they begin to sing “We gonna get some donuts. That’s a fact! We gonna eat some donuts. You tell’em Jack. It’s Monday morning donut day.”
Sam: He stops Alec and points a hot girl walking down the street “Hold up she has a nice Rack! OOOOOOOO!”
Alec: “Nice!” He high fives Sam and the two keep walking down the street
(As they walk down the street a small motorcycle rides up next to them. Riding the motorcycle is a large dog like creature wearing only tighty whities and a sweat band on each wrist. He has a bleach blond mullet and gauges in his ear. He has a very bad spray on tan and has a small penguin with an afro on his back. The two yell at Alec and Sam.)
Alec and Sam: “Hey Brutus, Hey Shorty” They stop walking to turn and face Brutus and Shorty
Brutus: In a low and quiet voice “What are you guys doing?”
Alec: “What? Speak up Brutus!”
Brutus: in the same low and quiet voice “I said what are you guys doing?”
Shorty: He smacks Brutus in the head “Stop talking they can’t hear you”
Brutus: “Awww” He lowers his head
Alec and Sam: They start to laugh
Shorty: “Shut up you two. What Brutus was trying to say was what are you two doing?”
Sam: “Frack off Shorty can’t you see its”
Alec and Sam: “MONDAY MORNING DONUT DAY!” the two high five and start to walk away
Shorty: “Uh don’t just walk away from us!”
Brutus: “I don’t think they care Shorty”
Shorty: “UGH whatever lets ride Brutus” They take off down the road
(Alec and Sam keep walking down the street)
Sam: “Those two get on my nerves man”
Alec: “I like Brutus he seems nice. Shorty is the problem.” The donut shop becomes visible “Oh all that is holy!” a beam of light shines on the donut shop
Sam: “It’s about to go down!” he takes off running towards the shop with Alec close behind. They get to the door and walk inside. The smell of fresh donuts is in the air it knocks them to the floor.
Sam: He stands up and looks over at the counter. A lovely girl is work at the counter she sees Sam and Alec and cutely laughs “Oh check it dude it’s that cute girl you like!”
Alec: He stands up and looks. His heart starts to race and his eyes turn into hearts “Amber!” in his mind he pictures them running into each other’s arms and kissing. Then he imagines them getting married then having babies
Sam: “Dude snap out of it!” He snaps his fingers
Alec: He comes to and shakes his head
Sam: “If you’re vibing on her so hard just talk to her and this time don’t throw up like the first time you met her!”
(Alec and Sam stand at the counter.)
Amber: “Hello can I take your order”
Alec: he looks into her eyes then his stomach rumbles. He gags then closes his mouth as vomit fills it up. “Humph…hhmmph” He runs off to the bathroom while Sam rolls around the floor laughing
Sam: He is rolling around on the floor laughing “HahahahA”
Alec: “Shut up! This time will be different” He kicks Sam as he rolls by him
(They walk to the counter)
Amber: “Hey guys! Monday morning donut day right?”
Alec: He shakes his head yes
Sam: “What my pal is trying to say is he thinks you are more rad then the Fifth moon of Gorlok during Zurk-Brak”
Amber: Looks a little fluttered “Oh…hee…hee”
Alec: He begins to talk really fast “HiIReallyLikeYouAndIThinkYouHaveACuteSmileWeShouldTotallyGetTogtherSomeTime…” He begins to breathe hard
Sam: “I don’t know if she got that…HAHAHA”
Amber: “Umm…Can I take your order…?” She nervously ask trying to avoid the question
Alec: A loud shatter is heard has his “Heart” breaks. He looks down and a dark cloud forms over him and starts raining on him
Sam: “Ew…Ouch…We’ll take four cream filled”
(Sam walks to a booth and sits down. Alec slowly walks over to the table and falls into the booth. The cloud is still raining on him and a few lightning bolts go off. He makes a huge sigh then slowly sits up. Sam is looking at him with concern)
Sam: “Hey man, it’ll be alright. Plenty of fish in the sea and that type of stuff” He says as he stuffs his mouth with a donut “Beesize…dunt…ufh…omnomnom” He swallows the donut “Besides don’t you like another girl anyways”
Alec: “Yeah…but she probably hates me too” He sighs and bangs his head on the table “I’m so alone”
Sam: “You got me” He perks up as he stuffs another donut into his mouth
Alec: “yay” He puts his fingers up swirls them around
(Just then a loud crash his heard from outside. People start screaming has loud bang are heard. A few people run into the donut shop)
TownsFolkMale1: “Holy Cow! Guys you gotta get outta here some monster is attacking the town”
Sam: He whispers to Alec “Hey dude it’s your time to shine lets go show that monster who’s the boss around here!”
Alec: “Go on without me. Leave me here to…die!”
Sam: He gets out of the booth and walks over to Alec and smacks him in the head. “Stop being lame man! It’s MONDAY MORNING DONUT DAY! You gonna let some hot chick and a monster destroy the greatest tradition since…I don’t know anything that beats this well Christmas is pretty nice…Frack what am I doing!” He pulls on Alec “Get up bro! I can’t do it on my own”
(Outside the monster gets closer to the donut shop. Everyone runs out of the donut shop. The monster smashes a hole into the donut shop and begins eating the donuts)
Sam: “Aw Hell naw! Not my donuts!” He rubs the top of his hat and a swords pops out “I’ll kill you!” He runs towards the monster. He runs outside and begins hacking away at the monsters legs. The monster screams and kicks him through the window. “Uh…frack…Alec help!”
(Just then the monster takes his tentacles and grabs Amber who was hiding behind the counter.)
Amber: “Help me!” She screams as the monster picks her up
Alec: He snaps out of his depression and pulls the coal from his pocket. “Pitfall!”
Pitfall: “Coming right up!” A portal opens up and a might ax pops out of the portal “Remember to always bring, your gear baby. You never know when a wacked out monster is gonna start attacking!”
Alec: “Thanks pit!” Alec grabs his Ax and charges towards the monster “No one hurts my friend and no one hurts my LADY!” He jumps up and cuts the monster’s tentacle off. He grabs Amber and lands back on the ground “Stay here Sam and I got this guy!”
Sam: He stands up “That’s the stuff bro! Let’s do this monster in!”
(Alec and Sam charge the monster. Their swords begin to glow as they run towards the beast.)
Alec and Sam: “Time to die! Take our combined attack! DON’T FRACK WITH MONDAY MORNING DONUT DAY JACKHOLE!” The jump and cut the monster in half.
(They land back on the ground as the monster turns into dust. People begin cheering. Amber comes over to Alec and gives him a kiss on the cheek. He blushes as the town’s folk pick Sam and him up.)
Sam: “See bro it all worked out!”
Alec: “Yeah I guess so” The coal in Alec’s pocket begins to glow “Pitfall what’s up?”
Pitfall: “Looks like you guys are needed somewhere else King LittleRock is calling it in baby.”
Sam: “Well we are needed elsewhere guys!”
TownsfolkFemale1: “Thank you for saving us!”
Alec: “No problem.” Alec throws the coal into the air a portal opens up and sucks them into the portal
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