Mom Friend™️

26 y/o || they/them || i am simply in a silly goofy mood

[chikkienuggie]

Intro!!!!

(had to make a new one bc formatting is stupid)

• Epi

• 26 years old

• they/them

• USA (I am blinking twice I need help)

• 5’4” or 162cm

• not pro anything except recovery

• stats below

• SW: 174lbs (78.9kg)

• CW: 130lbs (58.9kg)

• GW1: 160lbs🔓🎉

• GW2: 150lbs🔓🎉

• GW3: 140lbs🔓🎉

• GW4: 130lbs🔓🎉

• GW5: 120lbs🔒

• GW6: 115lbs🔒

• GW7: 110lbs🔒

• UGW: 105lbs🔒

[clydecashed-deactivated20200313]

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ultimately i just want to be an object that attract crows

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"is this why you keep stealing people's gold fillings while they're asleep" no that's unrelated

[howtobangyourmonster]

Back when I was in forensic anthropology undergrad, one of my favorite units we did was on teeth. We received a mint tin full of teeth, and we had a plastic tray we taped a grid onto with a space for each tooth position, and then we had to use the wear patterns on the teeth and other factors to determine what position each tooth had held when it was in a person. I’ve always thought teeth were cool, when I was a kid and one of my silver-capped baby teeth fell out, I wore it around my neck as a pendant until I lost it somewhere, so I loved this unit.

At the time, I was also working at a pawn shop, and people would sometimes sell us teeth that had gold fillings, and one of the employees would remove the gold and then we were to dispose of the teeth, but I collected them in my own little tin at work to practice with(ethically-dubious, keeping people’s teeth without permission). One day, someone was at my desk and found my little tin of teeth and freaked out and threw them all away and I was very sad.

I also briefly worked as a dental assistant for a time, that was also fun, but I didn’t get to keep any teeth.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website just feels like home

[sud-e-magia]

You should always reblog that post from me, instead of your cooler mutual

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[rottenn-angel]

[iloveuppers2-deactivated2026041]

those lil homosexual blogs can reblog some good aesthetic pictures of barns and cattle damn

[knightfactory]

students using their voice for good ♡

[knightfactory]

they also made this ♡

[worldscoolest]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

[iamafatvagina101]

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[fairycosmos]

hey man i noticed you were locked outside of your own life and you haven’t been able to get back in

[coffee-n-kush]

Do u wanna smoke too much and go nonverbal together

[offical-wikipedia]

[personwideawake]

wish i was able 2 steal all my mutuals away from their shite lives. disappear from my shite life. we could live off grid in a large wood cabin.

[oleskyfm]