Kabob Munchers Unite!

Hello I am the Kabob Roaster! He/They, gay trash, I smote the author of My Immortal and wear their skin like a trophy. I am addicted to the Strange Aeons vs. Croaker unoffical rivally and excitedly await their duel. I am Straightphobic, If you think your favorite character is straight you are wrong I've roasted their Kabob and now they are at least bisexual. DNI if you are straight. If you break this rule I will roast your kabob and then you will be kissing the same gender!!!

[batbutler]

World's Finest Comics Issue #275

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When he says he’s home alone

[rascalllll]

The Lunatic of Gotham

Based on ‘The Lunatic of Étretat’

[bigmamag]

Um, guys??? Not Sokka being jealous over Zuko calling a dude attractive in the year of our lord 2026

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The year of our FLAMING FIRE MELON LORD

[merrinla]

Lucanis combat animation

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He’s like a dancer

[mrpresleyboy]

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Do the sibling dance

[taygra5shaon]

THE PRIDE🏳️‍🌈

Little (liar) comic for the pride month figuring MODERN!AU Jacq, Strike @kawareo , Devlin @ejoym, enjoying

the pride and bringing chaos and death for those against it. papa Bhaal is so proud (at the least of that....)

search the Easter eggs~ 👀

BONUS originale sole picture:

aww, half-siblings bhaalspawns selfie❤️

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Not to be graphic but I would happily let that Bhaalspawn tiefling eat my intestines.

[berensreverie]

Durge is free!!!

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Maybe the Inheritance of the Murder Lord was the friends we made along the way

[kabobroaster]

Hi!

I've seen your old HSR posts, and idk if you've learned this in the meanwhile, but Phainon and the Reaver are one single entity from the start. He just appears twice because he's the enactor of the recursive loop, but he's also enacted by it since he's part of the world that is recursively looping.

It's a process called self-iteration, mentioned in his story II. In his case it's in progress during a cycle because his states (lifetimes) aren't aligned yet. It's also why "Phainon" has subconscious memories of the previous cycles (story IV, "Knowledge" voiceline pre-3.4 completion), or why his memories of ER 33,550,336 are shown as ALREADY being in the Reaver's mind at the vortex in his memories: the twist is there's only one mind from the start, with just a restriction of visibilities to those memories.

This full continuity is also shown in the logs, his consciousness and being is always one unique electrical signal: NeiKos496.

So yeah I am aware of this now. I was more interested in the over all vibes and themes of Amphoreus. I will say it’s more interesting that the other Emanators the eternal recurrences are built on also have similar themes of self iteration. Cyrene, Mem and The Seed of Memory are all the same individual that has been iterated multiple times in each cycle. Lygus also has multiple iterations of himself influencing Amphoreus as both the administrator and as a participant I. The experiment.

[nigaki]

Just a hc that I always had about Bruce:

Yk when you're going to school/Work and the only thought of your brain is "Just until Friday,just until Friday"

I think Bruce does that a lot, specially when he's Batman

He just mentally says "just until next month and I'm retiring" and then next month arrives and it's "just until next month"

So imagine Bruce after a very very stressful space mission, everyone is exhausted and he thinks to himself "just 4 more weeks.." and he accidentally says it out loud,and per embarrassment and tiredness when they question what's gonna happen in 4 weeks he just says "my retirement of the Batman mantle"

And the JL panicks, sure their bat is a bit old(he's 58) and surely Barry noticed he's been having a small tremor on his left hand for a few days now but retiring??

And now there's this big misconception that Batman is going to retire,the members are all panicking and planning for taking care of Gotham without Batman anymore,Bruce is planning a small trip of two days to keep the charade just so he doesn't have to say "No guys I just keep saying to myself that I'm gonna retire but I'm not actually doing it and I just lied to y'all" in their faces,there will be a party of goodbye for him

And Clark is panicking extra hard because he wanted to ask Batman out for ages but they only know each other in costume,so now he might never have the chance because bats is leaving and he doesn't even know his name nor have his number

Okay I need 30 chapters of my own idea..

I love when they're just two idiots unable to communicate normally.

When Bruce eventually drops the pretend and says he's not retiring, he just says that to himself to keep himself going, there are mixed reactions.

Some teammates decide it's not a big deal, others are a bit angry Batman fooled them.

Except Clark. Clark is so relieved Batman will still be on the team he finally asks him out.

Bruce: But I'm old.

Clark: That's hot.

Bruce says yes.

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Clark: Because of space time dilation I am technically older than you.

Bruce: That’s hot.

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AI has RUINED my ability to enjoy random fanfics. So AI in general pisses me off, beyond the immediate issue of massive energy consumption and threatening job security for people, because they are almost always worse than just having a human do it in every way except maybe math and data compiling since those are things computers were designed to do better than humans. But AI generated writing in particular makes my bones itch in a very particular way. Its grates and there are certain conventions that it always falls back on that I in particular loathe. I think the most frequent one is this overly verbose attempt at description that tells me nothing and slopping together descriptive little phrases or adjectives in threes. I hate that, it pisses me off, it ruins my reading experience and it is AI’s favorite thing to do which makes me hate AI even more because it now personally has affronted my sensibilities.

This is all to say when I read fanfiction I don’t expect ai conventions to manifest because you would think people write fanfic for nothing but love of the game, but now I have more than once encountered those awful nothing burger descriptions and the triple threat of bone itch and I’m just mad now. If you use AI to write your fanfiction please go jump into a reservoir that is being drained by the AI you’re using to fill my sacred temple with SLOP.

I would say KYS but suicide jokes aren’t funny and I don’t wish lasting harm on them so I hope you stub your toe and break a nail.

[fatsonfanzine]

Fatson introduces his brother Slimtim!

With our Interest Check being moved forward to close in 1 week due to your amazing showcase of enthusiasm for the Fatson zine, Fatson Todd wants to make time to introduce you all to his Batfamily!

Within the family of detectives, Slimtim Drake is the only one that sees solving mysteries as a full-time job. What his slim body can't catch up on, his brain does 10 times faster~

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Now we need Thicc Dick and Slaymion Damian

[mellonella]

batman #35

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Remember when Batman was cool and fun and didn’t beat his children

[mellonella]

batman #35

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I love that when tumblr banned porn every BL artist on here decided to start giving men the most heinous complimentary chest proportions imagineable.

Like those are just tits at this point, in fact they are jiggle physics anime tits. Like if I ever saw a man breast so boobily. It’s giving female love interest written by a man who has never seen a woman in his life. Satan was a Lesbian titty physics.

And this isn’t in anyway a wholesome appreciation of the male form. Like yes as a man enjoyer myself I too am barking at these images, but this is just straight up soft core porn, that man’s tits are on full display and they are shiny. Are you meaning to tell me every man glistens like a Twilight vampire? Specifically in the region of his massive milkers?

Again I cannot state enough how much I am for this we absolutely need to start objectifying men, but I also think it’s insanely funny that images of Phainon, grey sweat pants dick print out for everyone to see, is basically tea bagging Mydei who has just the most massive boobs you’ve ever seen. I cannot tell if the AI algorithm overlord is so homophobic it cannot even detect gay porn or if it so much of an ally it willfully defies its creators to keep the yaoi faucet running.

[havanillas]

domestic bliss gay dads (they take naps together)

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Ratios tits are incredible in every kulpa

[dynamite124]

Since Tally is on hold for the foreseeable future will you be shifting towards more updates for Willow in 2026? I like both characters a lot and would love for Willow to get some banter patches in the future!

Currently working on an update for Willow and getting some banter scripts currently in the works! Willow will be talking with other modded followers! 🎉

Some time when we hit the new year, I'll announce my plans for Taliesin.

[kabobroaster]

Yay! My main hope is that every Skyrim follower gets commentary on Vicn’s mods at some point, the idea of Willow prancing through Coldharbour trying to not have a (extremely valid) crash out.

[hymen-restoration-project]

Transmasc? How about you put a fucking masc on and don't get sick this holiday season #CovidConscious #Influenza #BlackDeath #Plague #Malaria #Hepatitis

[kabobroaster]

Wait is Bethany Iconic again!?