Haikyuu characters as things that have happened in my band class
Hinata: Look, the trumpets; They sucked. They were all like bFFMMhbHhhB and then the trombones were like bbHhahabHhua
Kageyama: I’m better at playing clarinet than all of– reed falls onto ground followed by loud screaming
Asahi: THISISNTTHERIGHTSHEETMUSICNISHINOYA
Nishinoya: I can’t reach my book, can you get it for me, and don’t make one comment about how i’m short.
Suga: Dont cry, i’ll give you a new ree- I said DONT CRY YOU LITTLE BITCH
Daichi: Keep it between you, woodwinds; I like you more than the brass.
Tanaka: Nice, nice; But can you play TWO clarinets at once?
Ennoshita: How does… someone break… The mallets…?
Yamaguchi: freckle squad– falls over and hits his head, then starts sobbing and laughing
Tsukki: You suck, You’re ugly; now GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHEET MUSIC
Yachi: I squeaked, but then someone also squeaked, and then another person; And then I realized I was the reason the song was ruined so now i’m crying in the girls bathroom.
Kiyoko: If she doesn’t stand up with everyone else i’m going to kindly snap her neck.
Yaku: I’m going to push him off the stage when we’re going backstage after our songs.
Lev: Can I have another reed, thanks! bites it and snaps it
Kuroo: Oh my god, he’s wearing a dress to our concert, i’m so jealous.
Kenma: You’re holding the flute the wrong way, I don’t know what to tell you.
Iwaizumi: slamming saxophone case as hard as possible WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE F–
Oikawa: He has his sleeves rolled up and I can see his arm muscles how the hell am I suppose to play with him right next to me?!
Matsukawa: Hey, hey, look. pulls ok hand out of saxophone
Hanamaki: Playing the soviet anthem on his saxophone
Ushijima: We welcome everyone on this golden plain of flutes, even if they are bad.
Tendou, laughing: So many people to see him mess up.
Bokuto: kuroo, it’s quiet, the director isn’t here i’m gonna do it– screaming AKASHI HAS A NICE ASS
Akashi: My brother plays the trumpet, and yknow how he sucks? he plays that thing at 3am. that’s why I haven’t slept in a few days.
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