oops! all reblogs

[hagnanimous]

[scp372]

obsessed w actors who are obsessed with their own characters like not in a weird “method acting” way or whatever but in a yeah this is my character and this is the novel length backstory i wrote for them in my head and here’s the thought process behind the line i improvised and here’s what i think they did after the ending and whether or not they like olives on their pizza

[sharkcerer]

“My blorbo from my job”

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[anxeious]

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[bogleech]

A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[brostateexam]

it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

[venort]

CHALLENGE:

You are now hosting a dinner party for everyone in this post:

Working Class CIA

Money Is Queer

Capitalist Aliens

tfw No Bestie

Trans Rights War Profiteering

Cute Korean Slurs

Xi Jinping Hamilton

Tobacco Connection

Cyber Communist Bezos

Hunter Gatherer Shoplifter

Who sits next to who?

(bonus: you can slide Working Class CIA 20 money to assassinate any of the other guests and frame Guatemala. Do you take the offer?)

[brostateexam]

This is the first good addition to this post in more than a year

[shaneposting]

i spent an absolutely insane amount of time on this and in doing so realised i’m probably more deranged than some of the original people in the tweets. i feel like i’ve been on a journey

[dogpuppy]

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[tgatbc]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[valtsv]

i need to [remembers suicide is a permanent solution to temporary states of intolerable existence] change my art style

[valtsv]

i need to create something so beautiful that i'm forgiven for everything

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat