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@kabumushi
Intro
This is actually my second time running a blog based on a canon character. The first was Martial Hair, but I ended up deleting the page after blocking the only person who sent me asks.
He has one singular appearance, this scrolling shot.
His name is headcanon.
Quirk: Rhinoceros Beetle: He can do whatever a rhinoceros beetle can, like carrying up to 850x his own weight.
Class: 2-A (canon)
Rules:
The basics, just don't be a freak.
One day, you'd be taking a stroll down one of the busier streets, one of the ones closer to the good side of Musutafu, when you'd see some distracted looking chump on their phone. Their wallet was practically falling out of their pocket.
You take the opportunity, and "bump" into them, and snag their wallet. As you'd walk away, inconspicuous as ever, you'd suddenly feel something tug at your jacket sleeve. It felt... Strong. As you'd turn around, you'd see someone resembling a Rhinoceros Beetle.
"I saw that."
He was in costume. Damn, probably a work studies student.
- @kabumushi
[Akihiko huffs softly, looking up to meet the beetle-like student's gaze.]
"Easy there, big fella. Not my fault people are dumb enough to leave their wallets hanging out of their pockets. I'm just an opportunist." [He snorts.]
"I call it the stupid tax. If they're stupid enough to be that careless with their wallet, they can afford to buy me lunch."
"Sadly that's not how the law sees it. No matter how dumb someone acts, that's still their money."
He'd exhale, sort of.
"Look, if you just walk over to that person, and give them their wallet back, I won't even say a word to Centipeder about what you just did."
"Deal?"
[Akihiko tilts his head with a smirk.]
"Centipeder, huh? There's just a whole bunch of you bug people, apparently. What is this, a remake of A Bug's Life?" [He crosses his arms.]
"I'm not scared of an overgrown dung beetle."
"You aren't really in the place to talk down to me when you're stealing wallets from people."
"And I'll take everything you just said as a No."
"So I guess we're doing this the hard way."
[Akihiko grins cheekily.]
"Sure!" [Akihiko slips out of his jacket, thus getting out of the other's hold, and bolts. He focuses for a moment to figure out which Quirk in his arsenal would best help him get away, before deciding to mimic, of all people, Hawks. His wings, specifically.]
"Take that, you crusty carapace cunt!" [He crows gleefully, soaring off.]
I'd keep a decent sprint behind him until he grew wings and flew away. Sadly, Beetles don't fly.
"H-Hey!?"
And then he was gone.
"I should stop trying to reason with these people..."
"...Some nerve calling me a cunt.
One day, you'd be taking a stroll down one of the busier streets, one of the ones closer to the good side of Musutafu, when you'd see some distracted looking chump on their phone. Their wallet was practically falling out of their pocket.
You take the opportunity, and "bump" into them, and snag their wallet. As you'd walk away, inconspicuous as ever, you'd suddenly feel something tug at your jacket sleeve. It felt... Strong. As you'd turn around, you'd see someone resembling a Rhinoceros Beetle.
"I saw that."
He was in costume. Damn, probably a work studies student.
- @kabumushi
[Akihiko huffs softly, looking up to meet the beetle-like student's gaze.]
"Easy there, big fella. Not my fault people are dumb enough to leave their wallets hanging out of their pockets. I'm just an opportunist." [He snorts.]
"I call it the stupid tax. If they're stupid enough to be that careless with their wallet, they can afford to buy me lunch."
"Sadly that's not how the law sees it. No matter how dumb someone acts, that's still their money."
He'd exhale, sort of.
"Look, if you just walk over to that person, and give them their wallet back, I won't even say a word to Centipeder about what you just did."
"Deal?"
[Akihiko tilts his head with a smirk.]
"Centipeder, huh? There's just a whole bunch of you bug people, apparently. What is this, a remake of A Bug's Life?" [He crosses his arms.]
"I'm not scared of an overgrown dung beetle."
"You aren't really in the place to talk down to me when you're stealing wallets from people."
"And I'll take everything you just said as a No."
"So I guess we're doing this the hard way."
One day, you'd be taking a stroll down one of the busier streets, one of the ones closer to the good side of Musutafu, when you'd see some distracted looking chump on their phone. Their wallet was practically falling out of their pocket.
You take the opportunity, and "bump" into them, and snag their wallet. As you'd walk away, inconspicuous as ever, you'd suddenly feel something tug at your jacket sleeve. It felt... Strong. As you'd turn around, you'd see someone resembling a Rhinoceros Beetle.
"I saw that."
He was in costume. Damn, probably a work studies student.
- @kabumushi
[Akihiko huffs softly, looking up to meet the beetle-like student's gaze.]
"Easy there, big fella. Not my fault people are dumb enough to leave their wallets hanging out of their pockets. I'm just an opportunist." [He snorts.]
"I call it the stupid tax. If they're stupid enough to be that careless with their wallet, they can afford to buy me lunch."
"Sadly that's not how the law sees it. No matter how dumb someone acts, that's still their money."
He'd exhale, sort of.
"Look, if you just walk over to that person, and give them their wallet back, I won't even say a word to Centipeder about what you just did."
"Deal?"
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
Yeah, I heard...I just don't understand.
He was my friend. What changed? What hapoened to the lovable boyscout I liked?
"That's what I was gonna ask you."
"I thought he was so cool, y'know."
"I remember watching your first sports festival, and to be honest I really only paid attention to you and him."
Thanks kabu...but I think I'm starting to realize that...the signs were there for a while...he would always follow orders to a t, and It didn't matter what they were.
Remember the incident where he was about to hand over that eri girl to overhaul because his superiors said so...
...my god...it was staring us in the face the whole time...mirio's training and upbringing, it molded him into a soldier. A "good" soldier who follows orders. A soldier's whose now in the hands of a mad tyrant...
"...I never thought about it that way..."
"...It makes sense..."
"...Someone with his enthusiasm, but total lack of self awareness is the perfect target for someone to convert over to their side..."
"It's horrible."
Ehich is why we have to make sure we don't end up like he did.
Repeat after me, kabu.
Good heroes DON'T follow orders.
"Good heroes DON'T follow orders!"
"...You know, Tsuyo?"
"...You're like the older brother I never had."
Aw shucks, man! That means so much! Especially consdiering how short I am.
"Hey, I'm not exactly tall either. I'm the shortest one in my class!"
Fair enough, I'm just used to being shorter than everybody, y'know?
Hey, I don't mind it. I mean, we're short kings aren't we?
Yeah we are! My man!
*I say, going for a high five(or as close as you can get to a high five with sickle-like forelimbs.)*
I'd return it with my luckily closer to human hands (even if I don't have thumbs)
"Yeah!"
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
Yeah, I heard...I just don't understand.
He was my friend. What changed? What hapoened to the lovable boyscout I liked?
"That's what I was gonna ask you."
"I thought he was so cool, y'know."
"I remember watching your first sports festival, and to be honest I really only paid attention to you and him."
Thanks kabu...but I think I'm starting to realize that...the signs were there for a while...he would always follow orders to a t, and It didn't matter what they were.
Remember the incident where he was about to hand over that eri girl to overhaul because his superiors said so...
...my god...it was staring us in the face the whole time...mirio's training and upbringing, it molded him into a soldier. A "good" soldier who follows orders. A soldier's whose now in the hands of a mad tyrant...
"...I never thought about it that way..."
"...It makes sense..."
"...Someone with his enthusiasm, but total lack of self awareness is the perfect target for someone to convert over to their side..."
"It's horrible."
Ehich is why we have to make sure we don't end up like he did.
Repeat after me, kabu.
Good heroes DON'T follow orders.
"Good heroes DON'T follow orders!"
"...You know, Tsuyo?"
"...You're like the older brother I never had."
Aw shucks, man! That means so much! Especially consdiering how short I am.
"Hey, I'm not exactly tall either. I'm the shortest one in my class!"
Fair enough, I'm just used to being shorter than everybody, y'know?
Hey, I don't mind it. I mean, we're short kings aren't we?
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
Yeah, I heard...I just don't understand.
He was my friend. What changed? What hapoened to the lovable boyscout I liked?
"That's what I was gonna ask you."
"I thought he was so cool, y'know."
"I remember watching your first sports festival, and to be honest I really only paid attention to you and him."
Thanks kabu...but I think I'm starting to realize that...the signs were there for a while...he would always follow orders to a t, and It didn't matter what they were.
Remember the incident where he was about to hand over that eri girl to overhaul because his superiors said so...
...my god...it was staring us in the face the whole time...mirio's training and upbringing, it molded him into a soldier. A "good" soldier who follows orders. A soldier's whose now in the hands of a mad tyrant...
"...I never thought about it that way..."
"...It makes sense..."
"...Someone with his enthusiasm, but total lack of self awareness is the perfect target for someone to convert over to their side..."
"It's horrible."
Ehich is why we have to make sure we don't end up like he did.
Repeat after me, kabu.
Good heroes DON'T follow orders.
"Good heroes DON'T follow orders!"
"...You know, Tsuyo?"
"...You're like the older brother I never had."
Aw shucks, man! That means so much! Especially consdiering how short I am.
"Hey, I'm not exactly tall either. I'm the shortest one in my class!"
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
Yeah, I heard...I just don't understand.
He was my friend. What changed? What hapoened to the lovable boyscout I liked?
"That's what I was gonna ask you."
"I thought he was so cool, y'know."
"I remember watching your first sports festival, and to be honest I really only paid attention to you and him."
Thanks kabu...but I think I'm starting to realize that...the signs were there for a while...he would always follow orders to a t, and It didn't matter what they were.
Remember the incident where he was about to hand over that eri girl to overhaul because his superiors said so...
...my god...it was staring us in the face the whole time...mirio's training and upbringing, it molded him into a soldier. A "good" soldier who follows orders. A soldier's whose now in the hands of a mad tyrant...
"...I never thought about it that way..."
"...It makes sense..."
"...Someone with his enthusiasm, but total lack of self awareness is the perfect target for someone to convert over to their side..."
"It's horrible."
Ehich is why we have to make sure we don't end up like he did.
Repeat after me, kabu.
Good heroes DON'T follow orders.
"Good heroes DON'T follow orders!"
"...You know, Tsuyo?"
"...You're like the older brother I never had."
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
Yeah, I heard...I just don't understand.
He was my friend. What changed? What hapoened to the lovable boyscout I liked?
"That's what I was gonna ask you."
"I thought he was so cool, y'know."
"I remember watching your first sports festival, and to be honest I really only paid attention to you and him."
Thanks kabu...but I think I'm starting to realize that...the signs were there for a while...he would always follow orders to a t, and It didn't matter what they were.
Remember the incident where he was about to hand over that eri girl to overhaul because his superiors said so...
...my god...it was staring us in the face the whole time...mirio's training and upbringing, it molded him into a soldier. A "good" soldier who follows orders. A soldier's whose now in the hands of a mad tyrant...
"...I never thought about it that way..."
"...It makes sense..."
"...Someone with his enthusiasm, but total lack of self awareness is the perfect target for someone to convert over to their side..."
"It's horrible."
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
Yeah, I heard...I just don't understand.
He was my friend. What changed? What hapoened to the lovable boyscout I liked?
"That's what I was gonna ask you."
"I thought he was so cool, y'know."
"I remember watching your first sports festival, and to be honest I really only paid attention to you and him."
I'd show up in your classroom after school, waving.
"Hey, Tsuyo."
- @kabumushi
Hey kabu, what's up?
"...It's about Mirio joining the Blaze Hounds."
At lunch, you'd be behind me in the lunch line. I'd turn my head around and look at you.
"Hey, senpai."
- @kabumushi
“Oh! Hiiiii—“
She perks right up, leaning forward a little so she can actually see him over the line of trays.
“Kabusuke! You scared me for a second. I thought you were about to tell me I dropped something, or that my hair was on fire, or—” she pauses, grinning, “—something dramatic.”
Then she wiggles her fingers in a friendly little wave.
“What’s up? You doing okay today?”
He did call her senpai so sweetly, after all. She can’t just let that go unanswered.
"Yeah, I am."
"Y'know, we don't get to talk all that much."
"...So, uh, how have you been?"
“Eeeeee!! That’s true!!”
The young woman claps her hands together, bouncing a little on the balls of her feet.
“I’ve been suuuper busy with training, you know, hero stuff! But it’s been fun, and I’ve been experimenting with little energy tricks too—like trying to make my aura swirl in shapes. Totally chaotic, but fun!!” (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Hado leans forward, sparkling-eyed, practically vibrating with curiosity and excitement.
“What about you, Kabusuke? You’ve gotta tell me everything—what’s been keeping you busy? Are there any new hobbies, secret talents, or wild adventures I should know about?”
"That's nice."
"...I guess I've just been doing what I usually do. I don't really have any hobbies that are too 'out there', not like you, Senpai. I guess I've been reading, and stuff."
At lunch, you'd be behind me in the lunch line. I'd turn my head around and look at you.
"Hey, senpai."
- @kabumushi
“Oh! Hiiiii—“
She perks right up, leaning forward a little so she can actually see him over the line of trays.
“Kabusuke! You scared me for a second. I thought you were about to tell me I dropped something, or that my hair was on fire, or—” she pauses, grinning, “—something dramatic.”
Then she wiggles her fingers in a friendly little wave.
“What’s up? You doing okay today?”
He did call her senpai so sweetly, after all. She can’t just let that go unanswered.
"Yeah, I am."
"Y'know, we don't get to talk all that much."
"...So, uh, how have you been?"
Hey, Evie.
- @kabumushi
Hello, Mushiaki. Is everything alright?
Yeah. Just wanted to say hi, and all.
Understood! I'm glad you're alright :)
And hey, just call me Kabu, I mean, you let me call you Evie.
Hey, Evie.
- @kabumushi
Hello, Mushiaki. Is everything alright?
Yeah. Just wanted to say hi, and all.
Hey Eraser you good? You seem a little..extra depressed lately. With extra sad sprinkles on top
( @vigilante-deku-828)
…it’s nothing to worry about kiddo
Is it because the blaze hounds are back?
one of my students died-
Sorry what.
Yeah, uh, one of his first years.
(In the context of your AU where Sato dies)
One day, after school, I'd show up in the faculty room. You'd recognize me as one of those problem children who you "expelled" last year.
"...Hey, Mr. Aizawa."
"...I heard what happened."
- @kabumushi
…..
*aizawa stood there*
"...Look, just..."
I look down, trying to avoid eye contact.
"...I know it's a bad time, but this whole thing made me realize what point you were trying to make by expelling us."
"...But... That's not the point."
"...I never realized it but you care about us. More than you let on."
….i didn’t want you kids to end up dead like my own friend did….
i don’t want you kids ending up like oboro….dead before you could start your dreams…..
I'd stay quiet, letting him continue.
.l-i want to see you kids graduate- i have to see you guys graduate…..
i care about you kids more than you will ever see from me…..i still remember koda’s face when he brought me sato’s body….he was crying….i didn’t want this to happen to my own students…..
*aizawa was fighting back tears himself*
"...I..."
"...don't know what to say..."
That’s fair….
but…Mushiaki know i care about you kiddo…..
"...Thanks, Mr. Aizawa."
"...I really appreciate it."
No problem kiddo
*aizawa gives mushiaki a head pat*
"Ah."
"...T-thanks?"
*aizawa smiles*
"...Why are you smiling?"
just seeing you happy is good enough for me to smile
"...T-thanks, then."
