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hi i'm kade. 20, he/him

this is one of those funky hub blogs where i'll ramble incessantly about my pokemon irl blogs. and also if you have like, questions about my characters or whatever i'll answer them probably.

most characters have a tag that looks like this: #character: name (e.g. #character: sylvan kirsche)

except for N and saturn. them being an actual canon characters makes things more complicated. i don't want people looking for normal content involving them to end up here. so their tags are #there is no N tag and #there is no saturn tag (there's also a #there is no mars tag and #there is no jupiter tag but they're currently not used much.)

oh also 813's tag is #au: plasma grunt 813 as kind of a holdover from before he had a blog.

my blogs

universe 1:

@cherrytree-irl - OC x Canon blog where some weird gay people post about their daily lives and every now and then get into situations. high activity

@magma-burger-health-inspector is sylvan's weird other blog where he roleplays as a dead health inspector named banette. low activity

@rover-on-rotomblr - Sapient Pokémon blog where a Porygon2 learns every swear word and also some other words. medium activity

@blackout-rotomblr - blog where a guy makes bad blackout poems out of people's rotomblr posts and also sometimes gets sidetracked and posts other stuff. low activity

@mel-mail - unovan mail carrier who is normal other than the fact that he's weird. he can talk to pokémon, on account of being N's cousin. low activity

@dreamyard-dragons - a juvenile latias and latios run a blog, for some reason. they say weird shit. ??? activity

universe 2:

@wanderer-813 - a guy who used to be team plasma's sad janitor. now he has gay thoughts about guys with bad haircuts. medium activity

@amsgfromthestars - saturn, team galactic's lieutenant commander, a year after the events of pokémon platinum. he's trying very hard to make it seem like everything is fine and normal for him but he's lying. the truth is that he's a little sad <\3. also he's a guy with a bad haircut. medium activity

other stuff:

main blog where i give you Nothing: @deathonaspoon

art fight: deathonaspoon

pokemon masters ex friend code: 3789227058893675 (i don't play much and have no idea what being friends does but. it's there?)

an argument lazarus got into

(saturn is the judge. lol.)

#au: plasma grunt 813 #there is no saturn tag

cherrytree-irl text color guide

if you've looked at their pinned post for more than 2 seconds, you'll know that Sylvan types in purple and N types in green.

other than that, though, things have gotten a little wacky lately. so here's some more stuff.

N is a system, currently consisting of 3 known alters, Natural, Clover, and Ferris. Natural is the one you'll usually hear from, who posts in green. On the rare occasions you'll hear from the others, Clover types in orange and Ferris types in red.

There's a Porygon that lives in N's phone. She doesn't talk on the blog much, but she likes to take pictures and record things. Her name is Eleanor,

And when she has something to say, she types in white/black text (depending on whether you use light or dark mode) in the "chat" font.

great things are happening

#character: janus huygens #au: plasma grunt 813

#this mmm is probably discord exclusive so enjoy... this.#character: janus huygens #there is no saturn tag #there is no mars tag #there is no jupiter tag

a couple bits from the wedding

i couldn't explain this image if i tried

#character: janus huygens

sylvan has a lot of wish fulfillment stuff going on in terms of gender, he's got all the medical transition stuff sorted. he's on T, he's had top and bottom surgery... he even got to have a fictional form of phalloplasty that works differently from irl phalloplasty because if they have teleportation in pokémon i'd like to think they've got some real advanced stuff like that also. but i won't disturb you with the details.

wanderer, though... his deal is that he doesn't get to do any sort of medical transition unless i do. and it's not really safe or practical for me to go on T or anything right now or for the foreseeable future. good luck with the dysphoriaposting, loser!

#character: sylvan kirsche #au: plasma grunt 813

he got really into it

#au: plasma grunt 813 #there is no saturn tag #there is no jupiter tag

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funny that stimboards have come up on wanderer's blog considering i've been thinking about getting into making those lately. and by that i mean i made a sylvan stimboard and it's sitting in the drafts of my main blo— hold on post cancelled why did the stimboard in my drafts get marked as mature content

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funny that stimboards have come up on wanderer's blog considering i've been thinking about getting into making those lately. and by that i mean i made a sylvan stimboard and it's sitting in the drafts of my main blo— hold on post cancelled why did the stimboard in my drafts get marked as mature content

#character: sylvan kirsche

quietwingsinthesky

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

here's some rambling i rambled on discord

Sylvan... is pretty good with kids! at least with keeping an eye on and entertaining them. for a limited time, anyway. he could watch your kid for a few hours without trouble but his patience will start to wear thin eventually.

N has no idea what to do around a human child. He's a little afraid of them, really. They're so small and impressionable... what if he does something wrong and messes them up?

Oliver has lots of experience watching small children! He does not want to be around them. At all. He has very little patience with them, and if you ask him to watch your kid he will have even less patience with you.

Laelia... can make sure a kid doesn't die. That's about it. She can't really keep one *happy.*

Azalea is less good with kids than you'd hope.

wanderer is, expectedly, similar to sylvan. neither of them would be good parents and they both would HATE *being* parents. but they'd both make a pretty good babysitter for a day or so.

saturn could have a pleasant interaction with a child. he would not accept if you asked him to babysit. but if he somehow became in charge of watching a kid for a while... well, he'd try. that's about as much as i can say! he would try.

kids would LOVE janus. parents would not. they'd just be quite reckless and permissive with them, lol.

mars likes the idea of being around kids. in practice she's enthusiastic but her temper can be a bit of a problem and she doesn't really know what she's doing.

if you asked jupiter to watch your kid she would walk away. you'd never see her again. goodbye jupiter.

#character: sylvan kirsche #there is no n tag #au: plasma grunt 813 #character: oliver kirsche #character: laelia rosewood #there is no saturn tag #there is no mars tag #there is no jupiter tag #character: janus huygens #character: azalea rosewood

see, the thing is, i took so long to get oume and 813 to meet that i forgot what their dynamic was supposed to be like. but if i can eventually get their friendship dynamic to be even a fraction of how awesome and unmatched sylvan and utomiya's is i will have won

#right now they're sort of stiff and awkward because they Just Met. but eventually... something!#au: plasma grunt 813 #there is no saturn tag #i'm crazy about sylvan and utomiya though. THEY'RE SO #AAAAHH. THEY'RE SO FRIENDS. AHHHHH. GRABS THEM AND SHAKES THEM #i'm normal

Why is your Discord display name Keeper of the Yaoi

because... look at me. i'm the Keeper of the Yaoi!

if you want the real answer join rotouniverse or give me 20 dollars (JOKING...)

wait oh my god i made N Irish and then named one of his alters Clover. accidentally rather on the nose...

#there is no n tag #character: clover

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