Illegitimi non Carborundum

20 | Long Beach | let's figure some shit out together

[whatanicedayforrevolution]

[lunalovemegewd-deactivated20150]

There is no better post on this site.

[kindness-and-horses]

look at all these snoofs

[crownvetch-deactivated20181219]

@turtlepower-420

[labella-instagram]

[only1600kids]

the menacing look of nick offerman

[gifsboom]

[kadgaf]

She loves comics and she's all mine

[smoke-stungeyes]

Do you ever wonder how much you exist in other people’s lives? I’m always curious if people think of me when a certain song comes on, or when they pass through a certain town. I wonder how many stories I’ve been a part of that I may have forgotten. I wonder if I still I exist in the minds of people that I don’t speak to anymore. I wonder how many times a day I pass through someone’s head.

[awwdorables]

what a doof

[thebestoftumbling]

puppy vs blanket

[vampirescholar]

this is the best day of my life

[fag]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via buddhakriss)

[mathieulodin]

Kommetjie / Cape Town

[kadgaf]

assleyrose can't hang

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

When will Adam Sandler die?

his seven horcruxes are hidden in the following 

-the remote control from click -the fake alligator from Happy Gilmore -the wig from Jack and Jill -the hairbrush from You Don’t Mess with the Zohan -Kevin James -the bucket from The Waterboy -the jacket from Little Nicky 

then. only then. can his soul finally be weak enough for defeat 

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[gifak-net]