I put out fires. Stop setting them. 🌲🌲🌲

Alex. 26. CA Wildland Firefighter Father of 2 beautiful girls

[heavensghost]

[filmgeek101]

[dangerhamster]

tom hanks is my favourite human being

[alexdarke]

Because censorship is wrong…

Doonesbury cartoons by the brilliant Garry Trudeau

[ratherastory]

Oh, hey. I hadn’t yet come across something that I would always reblog, but here it is!

[mxlabradorite]

Garry Trudeau: Dropping truth since 1970.

[arogancja-deactivated20140117]

[skinny-depression]

i’ve been staring at this for a few minutes now… imagine being the person in the car, you’re driving and suddenly there comes a girl, out of no where. and then you notice there’s another person at the bridge. what is going through that persons mind? what is he thinking, when he sees the girl who’s about to jump. what is he thinking when he realizes that she jumped, and there was nothing he could do?

[escapings]

wow :(

[connerdust89]

you can see the dude on the bike starting to get up as he’s seeing her fall. imagine being the person who’s recording this. or being anyone else on the road.

[acidicsun]

I wonder what was going through her mind to make her jump off the bridge like that.

[imlilwayne-blog]

who said it was a girl, it could be a boy to :/

[iamtheforeigner]

Listen here guys, i think a better thing to ponder is why the fuck someone was video taping this shit, you could barely see the person on the overpass before they jumped, how did whoever was filming this know there was going to be someone jumping off the overpass? Was it coincidence? Or did this person know it was going to happen?

[kaemosfivezero]

No, some people roll with dash cams in case of accidents or if they witness accidents, so the proper people at fault are held accountable. I know I would.

[eshermk1whu]

Only dealership I would shop at

[kaemosfivezero]

A guy can dream...

[mcbatman-deactivated20121212]

Visit Original Link

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

…that was unexpected.

[innatelyinsane-deactivated20130]

I hate my dreams.

[kaemosfivezero]

I once had a dream I was sleeping. And then I woke up, and I had been sleeping. Trippy shit yo.

[innatelyinsane-deactivated20130]

you ever feel the urge to just cut your face with a kitchen knife because youre so fucking ugly 

[kaemosfivezero]

Dude it kills me that you say this. You are legitimately one of the prettiest women I've met. No need to talk like this, really.

[rcruzniemiec-deactivated2013020]

Alligator is the name of the prefab home designed by Buildingstudio. This home sits just under 900 square feet with two bedrooms and 1.5 bathrooms, and the 13ft wide home was built with the intent to fit a vast majority of the long and narrow lots that are prominent within New Orleans’ inner city.

[kaemosfivezero]

And it only costs eleventy billion dollars a piece and therefore will never be utilized for it's original purpose and to it's fullest potential. Sorry Nawlans. No alligators for you.

[iamtheforeigner]

Life is full of ridicule, criticism, judgement and false perceptions of the truth. No one will get you entirely, and everyone will always have an opinion on every move you make, every single word you voice, as if your every action and decision is publicized to millions. You will be watched, you...

[kaemosfivezero]

I eat elbows and drink brandy.

The other night I was pretty drunk, playing Skyrim, just kicking it. I start getting this vicious itching sensation from my elbow. I'm currently riding across the plains near Whiterun in the game, and I'm making a good pace, so drunk me decides, "fuck pausing the game and using my hands like a normal person, just use your teeth". I then start trying to gnaw at my elbow like some kind of feral beast.

While bumping myself around while trying (and failing) to alleviate my itchy elbow with my gnashing maw, I run myself into a giant's wooly mammoth herd. The pachyderms then decide to tear me to shreds. I said fuck it to my itchy elbow, then reloaded my last save, and continued on. I closed down the game like 2 hours later, and realized my elbow hadn't been scratched yet. I scratched it, and went to sleep happy.

[kaemosfivezero]

My friend Karl's '82 Mazda RX-7 GSL FB, and my MK1 '82 Volkswagen Rabbit Convertible. Whatta pair. 1982 has never been so sexy.

[kaemosfivezero]

My '82 Rabbit Convertible. Ammo box is my toolbox.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

[bigdarla]

nicholas cage as cats

dying

what

[empressofasgard-blog]

i am crying

[innatelyinsane-deactivated20130]

Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that

[kaemosfivezero]

Story of my life homeskillet.

[innatelyinsane-deactivated20130]

I don’t even know what the fuck i’m gonna wear to the lake tomorrow, I look like a fat cow. I havent worn a bathing suit since I was 6 years old, sooo jyhbgfvrw4567ujnhbgff

[kaemosfivezero]

I'ma be cereal right fast. I thought that random line of numbers and letters was a link, and I got kinda excited, cause I thought you posted a pic of you in a swimsuit, and then I realized it was a only random line of letters and numbers, and then I got sad.

[kaemosfivezero]

My '82 VW Rabbit Convertible <3 VW lubs. Now to get you running...