kc

she 22 hello

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[twentythousandvolts]

?????

[twentythousandvolts]

you better watch out. you better not frostbitten. you better not getting radioactive ☢️

[deep-state-partisan]

[fairycosmos]

nothing is ever coming back

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[cilantrhoes]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[callietegoul]

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[moriohripper-deactivated2025102]

[girlvasectomy]

under the sea 🌊

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[slowspinningredemption]

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[wilderun]

WOLF TRIED TO STEAL MY PIZZA