hello you funny creature

jasper! 27/lesbian/she/he I have another account named @beetlejaar for art this is my personal 🐻 avatar is by @jojobearoo.tumblr.com

[kobonus]

Howdee

My name is Jasper and I love my friends

i am 27. but honestly i'm 30 in my heart 🧡

i’m a FAT and awesome aries butch lesbian, bears and beetles r my favorite animals and i love the b-52s

the only things I'm consistent about tagging are my friends names and myself but I'm trying

🍊my fursonas name is orange julius🍊

and he

is an orange

[unusual]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[factbot]

A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[segamascott]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

wooden rabbit sculpture by chinese artist 潮舒木雕

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[darkspaceboytoy]

“Oh I like my porn so esoteric and cerebral I’m so ughhhh intelligent” okay well I like it when a bunch of smoking hot chicks just really give each other the business so can we hold space for that.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

going from pkm to irl animal identifying/spotting/birdwatching is such a delight bc at first your like recognizing the common local species and having a blast and u become aware of rarer or migratory species and ur like ahh well maybe ill never find those guys.. yknow its not like pokemon where i have to google it and stand outside the Green Cafe at 4pm on a rainy thursday to catch it. and then u talk to real birdwatchers or wildlife specialists and theyre like oh the wood ducks? yeah yeah you gotta come on an overcast wednesday at dawn. 4:45 exactly is best. and ur like ok sure ill try but i still dont expect to see anyth- and there the fuck they are. art imitates life

[theehorsepusssy]

[outofcontextgarf]