kafkaesque_xo

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[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[kafkaesque-xo]

Happy 5th birthday to the game that changed me forever, Resident Evil: Village ♥️♥️♥️

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

[kafkaesque-xo]

me @ my breaking bad/better call saul mutuals

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[ethanwintersiscool]

[ SLAP ]

Ethan jolts and stares at you in shock. "What the heck was that for?" He asks as he rubs his pink cheek.

[kafkaesque-xo]

You have a very slappable face. Silly man thing

[zarstarss]

after chipping away at this one for a few months i'm weirdly anxious to post it, but here’s the longest i've spent on a piece of fanart! put in a lot of detail so there’s some close-ups with a speed paint under the cut. i'll be trying to figure out prints for it as well :)

[kafkaesque-xo]

#holy shit this is awesome

[kafkaesque-xo]

Item: The Bindle Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game world would be your #1 travel destination?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The world of Resident Evil: Village. The Village of Shadows, specifically.

Fabulous scenery everywhere, very attractive rulers, unique culture, and the best part is, you don't really have a choice in leaving once you visit, so I'll be forced to live in my favorite game forever...

[megamyceted]

VILLAGE + GREY ⸻ resident evil village, 2021

[kafkaesque-xo]

Love this

[tangledbeast]

Capcom has official Resident Evil tea...

[kafkaesque-xo]

Avid tea drinker 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ this is a need

[kafkaesque-xo]

Saw that and immediately opened Picsart.

It's literally them

[kafkaesque-xo]

Property seizure.. sorry man

[arlo-maintenanceman]

motherfucker my husband is evicted because of you

[kafkaesque-xo]

He's my husband so he can move in with me it's okay ♥️

[kafkaesque-xo]

Property seizure.. sorry man

[probuccalfat]

one of the biggest bummers about men that isn’t like an explicit crime is how they act when a woman knows more than them about a shared interest or study… it is such a threat to them and they get weird as hell trying to put you beneath them however they can. when a man knows more than me i’m like oh cool that means there’s more to learn about this thing i love

[thepoisonroom]

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

[kafkaesque-xo]

How it genuinely felt to open Sketchbook on my iPad again after 4 years and rediscover my dormant talent 🫶🏻

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.