Some good stuff

Incorrect quotes or something like that

[kagamischain]

Kise: So, where do you work?

Starbucks employee:

Starbucks employee: Sir, are you trying to play a game?

[kagamischain]

Kise: Do you think NPC's really exist?

Aomine: Hell yeah. Just look around and you'll find plenty.

Kagami: Maybe we are NPC's too.

Kise: I don't think so.

Me: You guys realize that someone is writing you, right? You are definitely NPC's.

Aomine: Bruh, look at yourself. No life, no mental health and no bitches. You are worse than an NPC.

Me:

Me: And?

[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

[kagamischain]

Kise: What was the worst thing that happened to you in your entire life?

Aomine: My birth.

[kagamischain]

Akashi: What's that?

Kagami:

Akashi: Sorry, I just thought somebody that was above the average national height said something.

Kagami: ?

Akashi: You're disgusting, tall man.

Akashi: Shrink!

[kagamischain]

Hyuga: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

Kagami: What are you looking for?

Hyuga:

Kagami:

Hyuga: Kiyoshi.

[kagamischain]

Kagami: My days always suck. You know why?

Aomine: Why?

Kagami: 'Cuz i see your face every fucking day.

Aomine: ...

Aomine: I love you too.

[kagamischain]

Haizaki: Y-

Aomine: Don't say dumbass things.

Haizaki: How do you know it was a dumbass thing?

Aomine: You always say dumbass things.

[kagamischain]

*KnB characters and me having an argument about not posting. (Kinda long i think)*

Akashi: So tell me.

Me: Tell you what?

Aomine: Why are you not posting?!

Me: I literally did two days ago.

Kagami: Yeah, like an eternity later after your last post!

Me: It was just two months!

Midorima: Then are you gonna post regularly?

Me:

Kagami: See!

Me: What! I have a busy life.

Kuroko: You're just laying in your bed, doing nothing.

Me: No, i'm doing... somethings.

Kagami: I can't believe you. You're lying to our faces!

Me: You are right, i'm sorry i just don't have the motivation to do anything. It's not just about you guys, it's about everything.

Kise: Are you okay?

Murasakibara: I can give you a candy.

Me: Thank you Atsushi. I don't know if i'm okay or not but i'll take the candy.

Kagami: Just don't be hard on yourself. Everythings gonna be fine.

Kise: Yeah we believe in you. Do your best.

[kagamischain]

Aomine: If god sends me to hell i will simply not go. What would he do, send me to hell?

Aomine: I'm already not going.

Akashi: That's not how it works, Aomine.

Aomine: The fuck!

[kagamischain]

Midorima: No, Haizaki. You can't go around hitting people.

Haizaki: What's wrong with hitting? I mean I'm just joking and they don't care.

Midorima:

Haizaki:

Midorima: You know I'm not even surprised anymore.

[kagamischain]

Momoi: If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Sakurai: I'd say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Aomine: I'd do something illegal.

Imayoshi: I would message ten people on Facebook and tell them if they don't forward the message to ten different people I will die tomorrow.

Wakamatsu: Dude, that's fucking sick. Can I change my answer?

[kagamischain]

Wakamatsu: Someone sent this to you.

Imayoshi: Who?

Wakamatsu: I'm not sure they had a mask on. It's probably a delivery.

Imayoshi: I didn't get any messages about a delivery though.

Aomine: IT'S AN ASSASSIN I HIRED MUAHAHAHAHA!

Imayoshi: Shut up!

[kagamischain]

Aomine: Kagami, why don't you ever hold my hand or kiss me in public?

Kagami: What?! Aomine we're not dating.

Aomine: We are not?!

Momoi: YOU ARE NOT?!

[kagamischain]

Kagami: You are not a serial killer or something like that, right?

Akashi: Depends. How many people do I need to kill for becoming a serial killer?

Kagami: I don't know maybe 5.

Akashi: Oh, it's okay then I'm not a serial killer.

[kagamischain]

Aomine: Don't argue with me.

Kuroko: But you're wrong.

Aomine: Don't argue with me!

Kuroko: You're wrong!

Aomine: That's why you're the slowest in the game.

Kuroko: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.

Murasakibara:

Aomine: I'm about to end your whole career.

Aomine: Y'know Santa Claus isn't real, right?

Kuroko: What?

Aomine: Right, hmm?

Kuroko: WHAT?

Kise: Why would you say that?!

Aomine: Because he had it coming!

Kuroko *crying*: Akashi!

Akashi: Why would you tell him that?!

[kagamischain]

Aomine: Sometimes I think that-

Imayoshi: What?! You think. You actually think?!

Imayoshi: Hey Wakamatsu, did you know that Aomine can think too?!

Wakamatsu: Really?! HOW?!

Aomine: That's why I don't come to practices.