Kagerza

I noticed there is not enough of this ship ANYWHERE so I’m going to do some fluff/angst one-shots on here (don’t expect any pictures because I can’t draw for crap)

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

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This needs 5 million notes.

[kagerza]

Jellal: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Erza: You know who else is beautiful?

Jellal: *blushes* Who?

Erza: Kagura.

[kagerza]

Millianna: Kagura’s in love with Erza!

Mirajane: *laughs*

Millianna: Don’t laugh! It’s true!

Mirajane: Oh I hope so! It’s funnier if it’s true!

[kagerza]

Kagura: *looks at Erza* *blushes*

Mirajane: You try to keep it hidden, but we can see right through you, Honey.

Elfman: Face it like a man!

Lisanna: She’s not a man, big brother Elf! But, Kagura, don’t be proud! It’s alright to be in love!

Millianna: You swoon, you sigh, why you deny?

Kagura: *done* Please leave.

[zakirsiz]

[kagerza]

I don’t like Erza. She’s jut someone I stare at a lot. And when she’s here it ruins my day.

Kagura

[kagerza]

Millianna: Wow. I didn’t realize that Erza was such a world renown theif.

Kagura: What are you referring to?

Millianna: She stole a jewel from the most guarded and well protected museum.

Kagura: What museum? What jewel? *ready to call the authorities*

Millianna: Your heart.

Kagura: ..................... She must be stopped.

Millianna: You should get revenge.

[kagerza]

Millianna: Here! Tell her this!

~~

Kagura: How’s the world’s prettiest girl doing today?

Erza: *without looking up from cleaning her sword* I don’t know. How are you doing?

Kagura: *voice cracking* Fine.

~~

Millianna: *sighs*

[kagerza]

Kagura and Erza: *look at each other*

Millianna: HAROLD! THEY’RE LESBIANS!

[kagerza]

Kagura: I do not comprehend your query.

Erza: There’s the robot I fell in love with!

[kagerza]

Millianna: You should try to be affectionate with Erza!

Kagura: ... I don’t really do that.

Millianna: Come on!

Kagura: I CAN’T do that.

Millianna; What do you mean CAN’T!? Try!

Kagura: *punches Millianna*

Millianna: WHAT THE HECK?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Kagura: That’s how I show affection!

Millianna: This Kagura is defective. Can I get a new one?

[kagerza]

Erza: Did you tell anyone we were dating?

Kagura: Yes, Erza, I told everyone because I have no self control.

Erza: You’re right, I shouldn’t have asked.

Kagura: No, I literally told everyone. I have no self control.

[kagerza]

Kagura’s thoughts: I’m so good at keeping my crush a secret.

Erza: *smiles*

Kagura: *trips over herself* I gotta gay-go!

Millianna and Mirajane: *sigh and shake their heads*

Erza: *severely confused*

[kagerza]

Millianna: Oh! I’ve got a new pick up line for you!

Kagura: *holding ice pack on leg* I’m not sure if this is a good idea.

Millianna: PPPFFFFFFTTT!

~~~

Kagura: We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

Erza:.... I’m not a sock. I don’t understand.

Kagura: I-uh-um......... Nothing!

Millianna: *done*

[kagerza]

Millianna: You should try pick up lines!

Kagura: Like this? *picks up table*

Millianna: *sighs* No! Just... say this to Erza.

~~~

Kagura: Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

Erza: *is eating heart-shaped cake* *whoops Kagura*

~~~

Kagura: *limps back to Millianna*

Millianna: *sighs* I’ll think of another.

[kagerza]

Erza: It’s muggy outside.

Kagura: I swear to god if I go outside and there’s mugs on the lawn...

Erza: *casually sips coffee from a bowl*

[kagerza]

Jellal: I miss you.

Erza: I don’t.

Jellal: You’ll never find someone like me.

Erza: *glances at Kagura* That’s the idea.