Hi hi hi I just remembered a post you did awhile back about how teen Laxus would be forced to babysit the younger guild members and honestly I’m gonna need a one shot or hcs (I don’t mind which one) of teen Laxus hating it but does it anyways because deep down he cares about them.
Even if he doesn’t want to admit it lol
yes! so the original poster for that headcanon is @nnoragamis
but I will happily add to the headcanons
MASTERLIST
RULES
-> So first off. Yes, he acts like he hates it. Makarov forced him into looking over them whilst literally everyone else was out on a job. He's trying to brood and suddenly he gets hit with responsibility of keeping people alive. He's not cut out for this and he doesn't want to be seen with them first of all.
-> Stays out of it, keeps a watchful eye on them. Knows Erza can handle them. Leaves her to it. Until she gets into a fight with Mira which creates the perfect opportunity for Natsu and Gray to start fighting, and Cana leads Lisanna away to probably search for fairies.
-> Oh shit. He's actually got to babysit them.
-> He gets better after the first day. Keeps Mira and Erza separated. Keeps a spare shirt somewhere for Gray. Tucks away a few Jewel for when Natsu complains he's starving and going to die. Makes sure Lisanna's favourite stuffed animal is kept safe if she needs it.
-> Would he rather be doing anything else? Yes. 100%. But Makarov doesn't even have to tell him now, Laxus just assumes his duty as the babysitter.
-> Has had to get in the way of a few physical fights. The ones between Natsu and Gray are easy. Erza and Mira are the ruthless ones. Has come out with a few bruises just from pulling them apart - doesn't say who they came from.
-> Sits with Cana - usually in silence - until he comments on her drinking from a young age. There are brief talks about shit dads.
-> He pulls out games like 'who can be quietest the longest?' He's trying to get 5 minutes of peace. Natsu doesn't even last 2. Laxus understands now why adults make these games.
-> Lisanna puts bows in his hair once - he forgot about them until Makarov commented on them in the evening.
-> Despite all his brooding, they're not scared of him. They bully him instead. Don't respect his authority until he gently threatens to lose it (with a mild spark) and only then do they listen but they all know he won't hurt them.
-> Dealing with the feral orphans early on in life definitely led to him being able to handle Bickslow.
I just wanna read a fanfic written by someone who ships nalu but doesnt hate lisanna and just wants to do her justice. Like pllsss can we have fics where this girl who was in love w her childhood friend comes back and finds that the void her death left has healed and now she has to find a new place within the guild. Like just exploring her relationship with her siblings who are treating her with gloves now that shes back or just feeling like an awkward 3rd wheel to the 2 people she thought she’d grow old with like idk someone who understands this plllsss im begging u
Apologies if it’s out of character/goes against information said in canon, I’ve just started to rewatch the series.
This series includes all the members listed in the wiki. Let me know if I missed any. Not proofread.
Warning for spoilers throughout the series
Male members:
Alzack Connel: his home is quite far from the guild, on a ranch a city away. Has folks there. However, he lives more in the boys’ dormitories than anything, to get quick access to the guild. When he starts dating Bisca Connel, he stays over at her place so much he practically lives there. After the timeskip, he moves in with her.
Bickslow: Dormitories, but he’s gone to Laxus’s place so many times he practically lives there. When Laxus is kicked off Fairy Tail, Bickslow visits more- decorated it, a little. Holy shit I just saw an image of Bickslow’s face he is so ugly I need that man. Pays some of the fees.
Droy: shares a place with Jet and Levy. The three share rent together. Levy pays most of it.
Elfman Strauss: Lives in a one-story house with his sister. The two have different rooms, Elfman pays for more of the fees. Funds? I don’t know. Goes on more missions than the average mage to afford the house. Has not touched Lisanna’s room other than to clean it. In the beginning, he’s tried, but has broken down every time. Now, he takes care of the cleaning around the house. Takes care of the cooking, too.
Mystogan: Did not live anywhere. Travelled a lot, so he’d mostly stay at hotels or inns. Makarov tried to offer for him to stay at the dormitories, but he denied. He had no place to call home.
Fried Justine: has his own place. Nobody knows where it is, though. Not because he’s mysterious, but it’s in such. A place. Visited Laxus the most, and when Laxus got expelled, he didn’t move in, but tended to it a lot more than he did before the kicking out. Does not add his personal touches, but they’re still there. Pays some of the fees.
Gajeel Redfox: Dormitories, both in the Phantom Troupe(?), and Fairy Tail. Holds shoobedobaa performances in the dorms. Practices late at night, and gets yelled at a lot for that.
Gildarts Clive: Canon, but he has his own place. When revealed about his daughter, he offers Cana to stay at his place (even if it’s not good for having somebody sleep over). Even if she denied, he’s made an area for her to sleep, if she ever needs her dad.
Gray Fullbuster: why is it Gray and not Grey? When he first came, he lived in the dormitories, and still does. However, after Lucy came, he’s been around so much he practically lives there.
Happy: lives with Natsu. Sometimes would be found in the old shed(?) Lisanna and Natsu made. When he does, he recalls a warmth he doesn’t remember. Wakes up confused every time.
Jet: Shares a place with Jet and Levy. The three share rent. Jet pays some of it.
Laxus Dreyar: Why is your last name spelled like that. As a kid, he lived with his father, but after his father got kicked out, Laxus was taken into Makarov custody. Soon, though, Laxus moved out and bought his father’s place back. It never felt right, until the Thunder Legion started visiting a lot more.
Loke: Used to be the Celestial Realm, but after the murder of Karen, he slept over at his dates’ house. Free of charge. After Lucy summoned the Celestial King and pardoned Loke, he now lives in the Celestial Realm. Spends a lot of time there now because he missed it. Dearly.
Macao Conbolt: has his own place, which is shared with his son.
Makarov Dreyar: Has his own place. Honestly kinda nice- I mean, he’s a guild master and a wizard saint. Used to live with his son until he moved out, and used to live with his grandson until he moved out. The house is emptier than it’s ever been.
Max Alors: Used to be dormitories, but had sand (that’s his magic, right?) all over the place to the point he got his own apartment, but caused too much damage to the point he had to get his own small house.
Mest Grydar: ARE YOU THE WEIRDO EVERYONE’S BEEN TALKING ABOUT??? He has his own apartment.
Nab Lasaro: his own place. Does not earn enough money to live at the dormitories.
Natsu Dragneel: His own place, but sometimes, he’d be found in the old shed(?) he made with Lisanna. Now, he practically lives with Lucy.
Panther Lily: Lives with Gajeel.
Reedus Jonah: His own place. Not bad at all- sells his paintings on the side, so he gets some good money to afford it. Painted on the walls himself, and paints them at least once a year. Everything is his canvas.
Romeo Conbolt: you joined Fairy Tail? Lives with his dad.
Vijeeter Ecor: The kinda guy who lives at the dorms. Hosts little dancings shows for the guys. When Gajeel came by, he’d butt in the performances with his shoobedobaa bullshit. The two would clash a lot in that tome.
Wakaba Mine: Lives with his wife in a house.
Warren Rocko: used to live in the dormitories- this was when he had shaky control of his magic. On some nights, he couldn’t turn it off, and the thoughts were so loud he’d cry himself to sleep, and when days came by, he’d isolate himself. Moved out into his own place, isolated from other people, even if he can control his magic now. Would like to live with Max.
Female members:
Bisca Connel: Dormitories. Used to live on a farm like Alzack, the ranches didn’t know each other, though. Hers is in a different city. After the time skip, she and Alzack buy a place and move in together.
Cana Alberona: when she first came in, Cana lived in the dormitories. However, as she got older, she got her own place in order to show ‘strength’- somebody worthy of being in Gildarts’ presence. Misses the dormitories. After she reveals her relationship with to Guildarts, she considered his offer of living with him, but decided against it (for now). Feels too weird for her.
Carla: dormitories. Shares a room with Wendy.
Erza Scarlet: dormitories. Used to stress everybody out by running the place like a drill sergeant. Strict wake and bed times, training times, had chores lists, and patrolled the halls like some kinda ward. Terrifying. When Lucy came, she wet over so often she practically lived there. everybody was happy that Erza would get off their backs. But, they kinda miss the routine she would give them.
Evergreen: Dormitories, but has gone to Laxus’s place so many times it’s practically her own. When Laxus was kicked, she started adding her own touches. Pays some of the fees.
Juvia Lockser: Had her own place when in the Phantom Troupe(?), and when joining Fairy Tail, she still lived in that place. After the uh. The. Arc where Laxus does his Battle of Fairy Tail bullshit, she started to live in the dormitories to feel the closeness she loved seeing from the others.
Laki Olietta: dormitories. Canon. I think?
Levy McGarden: shares a place with Jet and Droy. The three share rent together. Everyone says they pay equal rent from their own pockets, but the guild members just know its job money, and really going into it, since Levy does most the work during missions, she technically pays the most rent.
Lisanna Strauss: Lived with Mirajane and Elfman. After her ‘death’, she lived with Edolas Elfman and Mirajane. Never felt right, though. Her room wasn’t her room, no matter how much she changed it. When coming back to Earthland, her old room was given back, but it also. Didn’t feel right. She felt relieved, coming back to her room, seeing it untouched and clean- like going back in time- but her preferences and her personality has changed so much it… didn’t feel right, after a week.
Lucy Heartfilia: Canon, has her own place. Because of how many times Team Natsu comes over, she’s changed her apartment. Blankets on the couch, raw fish in the fridge (if those existed?) cold water set on the table, and pajamas folded on her nightstand. Even after Fairy Tail disbanded, she still kept up those habits.
Mirajane Strauss: Has a one-story house with Elfman. Used to be the breadwinner, and because of her S Class quests, was able to score a nice place. Used to be the breadwinner. Now, though, she doesn’t take quests anymore, so it’s a bit of a struggle. Not too bad, though. Although Elfman may pay more, it’s not by much. Modeling pays a good Jewel. Cleaned Lisanna’s room the first few months she died, and she’d push through the tears. Had to look through Lisanna’s closet in order to see what was more ‘girly’ or more close to Lisanna’s appearance. Considered taking some of her clothes, but almost threw up when thinking about it. When Elfman goes out on missions, she cooks meals for him based on how long he’ll be gone for. Has not touched Lisanna’s room in a year.
Porlyusica: she’s a member of Fairy Tail??? Has her own place. Canon.
Wendy Marvell: Dormitories. Canon. Has considered getting her own place, but Carla argues against it.
There is something objectively hilarious about Mira imagining what would happen if Elfman were to have a baby with Evergreen and actively bursting into tears at how hideous it would be.