A gift fic for @depravitycentral ! It’s a soulmate Shalnark fic :DDD Apologies for the delay, I always underestimate the time needed to complete fics lol. also death to my internet provider for causing a blackout right when i wanted to post
edit: lee has been a gift to the world and made an uvo fic!!!!! read it here!!!
WARNINGS: yandere shalnark, nsfw, non-con, female reader, emotional and physical abuse, imprisonment, soulmate au, fear of death, mention of hypothetical car crash, delusion, 6k words
Standing in front of all the different kinds of tea, you used your finger to keep track of which row you’d already scanned, the search for your favorite brand a little bit tricky. The fluorescent lighting in the store was flickering, and even if it hadn’t been so badly lit, you still would’ve had trouble. Too many kinds, and your eyesight was severely limited by the plastic mere inches from your eyes.
Another flavor wouldn’t do, your favorite having a very nostalgic and calming effect on you. One cup and you’d be sleeping peacefully within the hour, even the worst bouts of insomnia no match against the warm delight.
Once you found it, you grabbed three boxes, knowing it’d probably be a few weeks before there would be another shopping trip, and you enjoyed a post-dinner cup of tea too much to ration.
So, what else did you need? You looked over your shoulder to try and find Shalnark, knowing he had brought a list with him. Vaguely you could remember a few items that had been written on it, but you didn’t know what he’d already grabbed, and you needed to put down the boxes of tea in the cart anyway. He wasn’t in the same aisle, making you sigh. You looked ridiculous like this, but at least when he was around people didn’t find it too strange.
Now you were a lone woman, grasping a lot of boxes of tea, wearing a clown mask and standing alone in an aisle.
A little girl rounded the corner you were looking at, took one glance at you, gasped, and immediately ran the other way again.
If this stupid mask made a child cry, you’d burn the thing and never wear anything like it again.
You sighed and slowly walked to the end of the aisle, hoping you would spot Shalnark quickly.
Does Shikamaru still want a daughter since he mentioned when he was younger he wanted a son and a daughter?
Hey there! I think now, he wouldn't really care what he has! He never really took risks because he just wanted an average life that wasn't too difficult and he didn't have to put much effort into anything because he was so lazy. But after Asuma, he matured and realized he needed to grow up and take initiative. Although his personality is still laid back and he calls things a drag, I don't think he necessarily wanted a son or a daughter but it was just one of the things that was seen as just something you do. He wanted a simple, boring life. Now, his life is far from simple or boring haha. And I'm sure that he doesn't want that anymore. I think Shika would be okay with any gender child. After seeing the hardships of the world and everything he's been through I think he'd just want a happy and healthy child.
"I hate you." Gojo cradles your face in his palms, his long fingers tangled in your hair so tightly that you couldn't look away if you wanted to. His eyes, a pure azure on an average day, look even deeper when rimmed with red. He sniffs and blinks and smiles so wide that his dry lips split, desperate to hide any bit of sadness, but like this you can't miss it. "I hate you so fucking much."
You crane against his touch to search for his lips, but he holds you in place, refusing to let you in any closer.
"You make me feel so human." he closes his eyes with a furrowed brow, a sigh on his lips. Even when he frowns, there's a natural upturn to his lips, following the silvery, thin smile lines on his cheeks. Without his eyes to distract you, he looks so tired; his undereyes have gotten almost bruise dark. "So fucking vulnerable, all the fucking time."
Gojo leans forward until your foreheads clunk together. The pain rings through your body, but you still don't look away. From here, he really does seem simply human, simply broken.
"You could kill me. Absolutely destroy me with just a couple of words." He opens his eyes again as he moves closer, squishing the soft cartilage of his nose into yours until bone bangs against bone. You don't dare blink. You think that, maybe, if you close your eyes for even a second, this moment will slip away. Gojo would return to his untouchable self and you'd be nothing but left in his wake.
"You could kill me," the most powerful sorcerer whispers, "And I'd thank you for it."
You tilt your head upwards to meet his lips. This time, he lets you, kissing you with a softness you didn't think he had inside himself. The taste of his tongue is tainted by the hint of iron, ruined by the sour taste the soft cry that's caught in his throat leaves in your mouth.
When he breaks away, you say the only thing on your mind: "I love you too, Satoru."
I would like to know what would follow after megumi catching his dad coming onto you
is he throwing fists? kissing you so deeply you forget where you are?? OR BOTH AND THEN FKN TAKING YOU RIGHT THERE AND MAKING HIS DAD WATCH
lol might have gotten away from me 🥲i just hate to see that pretty boy suffer 🥺💕
I personally feel like it depends on if you'll flirt back with Toji. Now if you flirt back with Toji, I'm going to fight you...so tie up your hair and go put on some vaseline. Cause baby, I'm tired of Y/N fucking Toji as Megumi's friend. Moving on...
I do think when Megumi catches the act, he's glaring at Toji with the same Fushiguro glare that Toji be giving people. I don't think Megumi would fuck you in front of Toji. That would bring him down to Toji's pathetic level. But will he fuck you in the same household? HELL YEAH.
Like just imagine the young Fushiguro pushing your face into the fluffy pillow as his hips aggressively slam into the soft flesh of your ass. His other free hand holds your hips in place so you won't break the perfect arch just for your Megumi. The dark-haired boy would be lying if he said that the pit of jealousy rumbled in his stomach when he saw his own father carelessly flirting with his girlfriend. Obviously, he hated to prove a point, especially to a man who hasn't been that much in his life. But it had to be done. So here is Megumi Fushiguro clashing his cock against your gummy walls as your moans are stuck in the base of your throat. Your tears are stinging your eyes and your toes curling as your cock drunk for Megumi and only Megumi. You could feel Megumi's soft lips on your spine. Questioning how could such a kiss feel so passionate yet anger-filled. Was he upset over his father's flirting?
"I need you to stop holding back [Y/N]." Megumi would say though grunts, fingers grasping at your soft flesh.
"Let my fuckin' dad know who you belong to," Megumi grunted as his hands gripped at your ass trying ever so hard to kiss upon your cervix. Sweat droplets decorated his forehead.
What it’s like to sleep with Naruto Characters—Uchiha edition.
Warnings: 18+ , Very fluffy, SFW/NSFW, somno.
Madara
(Image)
Sfw
Madara is in deep denial but he’s very clingy
Searches for you in the bed even when he’s fully asleep and will tackle you when he does find you. (Totally unaware of what he’s doing). You’re usually trapped when he cuddles you so the minute his grip gets loose is your only chance to catch a bathroom break or stretch or something.
He literally radiates heat so he’s your personal blanket and his feet are always warm which is perfect for you if you tend to get cold feet during the night. He also doesn’t mind you rubbing your fish stick ass feet all over him for warmth in the night.
He talks in his sleep too and usually confesses to the most strangest things like you once heard him say “sorry baby I ate your cake in the fridge” before he wrapped his arms around you and was quiet again. You’re going to confront him about it in the morning.
Holds you so tight which makes it easier for you to sleep and it really helps with his anxiety. I headcanon Madara acts all easy on the outside but deep down he’s such a little ball of worries and that stays between the two of you during moments like this.
He’s usually quite when he sleeps except for the random confessions every now and then but overall he’s pretty nice to sleep with. You’ll get that full 8 hours in with him. Unless👀😈…..
10/10 he is a very warm and cuddly.
Nsfw
Madara thinks he isokay and doesn’t need to fuck until you come out the shower and walk into the bedroom with a towel wrapped around your body, reaching just below your ass. You also smell divine so how could he possibly resist?
He’s made a habit of walking in on you while you’re using the bathroom and sometimes you’re already done and just doing your skin care routine in the mirror. Every time you lean closer to look at your face in the mirror he gets a very beautiful view of your puss from behind and loses it. He’s on his knees behind you and before you realize it, his warm strong tongue is already running between your folds, spreading them apart so he can taste you. Now all you have to do is hold onto the counter for dear life while Madara slowly devours you and you’re not only cumming once. You’ve never ever came just one time with him so by the time he’s done with you here you’re already a shaky mess and need to get cleaned up again. Loves it when he’s overstimulating you and your juices just drip down onto his face and shoulders.
You’re practically sitting on his face when he eats you out so you really have no choice but to take it for him and you can’t try to get away or you might stumble and fall.
Once he’s successfully brought you to a little ball of whimpers and tears, he picks you up and takes you into the bedroom where he’ll make love to you so good and leave you feeling more than satisfied. Although it can get extremely intense sometimes, these gentle sessions happen more when you’re both working so he doesn’t wear you out.
He’s naturally very aggressive during sex and if he isn’t satisfied with the session he’ll keep going until he’s spent. Which usually means more orgasms for you. By the time he’s done with you, you’re out. He’s out. You’re both out and he’s holding onto you like his life depends on this.
Madara makes love to you more often that he fucks the life out of you, but you’re always a wreck whether he’s gentle or rough. He also takes care of you afterwards and you tend to fall asleep while he’s still wiping you clean. He will let you rest now but he will wake you up later on in the night to remind you to drink water so you don’t wake up light headed and dehydrated. You did squirt a ton so you’ve got to make up for it.
Itachi
Image from IG: @itachiuuchiha
Sfw
He actually loves to sleep. He sleeps any chance he gets and will always sneak in your nap times and snuggle with you until he falls asleep too. His absolute most favourite thing to do with you is sleep. To him it’s so much fun and as nonchalant as he is on the outside, inside he’s pissing his pants thinking about spending time with you…and sleeping.
Even if it’s for ten minutes he’s going to join your nap and fall asleep and wake up. He’s not the best at giving you space. He actually has no space boundaries so he’s always up your ass all the time. Even if you get up to go use the restroom, he’s dragging behind you like a puppy, hugging you from the back until your on the toilet and after that he’s picking you up back to bed and wrapping the two of you up in a burrito. That way neither of you can escape the sleep time burrito.
Loves to randomly make out in the middle of the night which kind of disturbs your sleep but he says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about every time you bring it up.
Is a light snorer too but it’s not so loud that you can’t sleep, but sometimes when he holds you close and whispers “I love you” in your ear he’ll fall asleep like that and then start snoring right in your fucking ear.
If he turns around you’re obligated to be the bigger spoon and if you don’t hold him he’s going to switch sides with you so you have no excuses but to hold him.
He can be a little needy but you do get a good nights rest with him.
10/10, although the snoring in your ear needs to stop.
Nsfw
You and Itachi don’t have sex all the time and he usually initiates it when he’s in the mood but, you two have your days or nights when you just can’t keep off of each other.
He’s a very gentle lover but he’s still very dominant and can be mean when he wants.
He loves to cockwarm when you two are under the covers and cozy. He’ll fall asleep inside of you and then wake up and suddenly start slowly stroking his hips into you while you’re still asleep.
When you actually wake up to being stimulated, you make these sweet soft mewls that make his heart melt. He’ll make love to you like this, softly kissing and sucking your skin while his middle finger is rubbing your clit in hard circles and you two will usually come together.
After sex it’s always a make out session and cuddles with Itachi.
Every morning starts off with some love making.
Lazy kisses turn into heated make out sessions which quickly leads to his face being buried between your legs. Makes you cum so good with his tongue and fingers, usually three times or so before he sinks himself into you. When his inside of you he really just wants to chase his own orgasm so he’ll be a little mean if you complain about it being “too much”, because to him he’s not even being rough and you know things can get very rough with him.
He really wishes you’d last longer than three orgasms without having to put up a fight with you, but there’s no denying that you try your best for him.
After he just wants to cuddle.
Sasuke
Sfw
Sometimes you feel like Sasuke uses your body as a form of therapy. The way he handles you, scooping you onto his shoulders in the middle of your folding laundry, only to carry you to the couch and wrap his arms around you. Now don’t say a word, just let him inhale you and feel your body against his. And he won’t ever ask for it, but he really needs head pats in order for your sleep magic to work on him. Now that he has you in his arms, the minute your hands run through his hair he is out. Then you can try to sneak away and continue about your day.
He’s a weirdo.
He also literally will not sleep if you’re not there with him. When he knows your unavailable for example when he’s on a mission, he can try to bring himself to sleep by thinking of you. But if you’re around and just not with him he really won’t sleep until you come into bed and hold him. Will lay in bed and whine and complain about you not laying beside him until you finally lay beside him. “Took you forever”, he grumbles, snuggling into your tummy so you can start running your fingers through his hair.
He’s a really big little spoon, so you tend to do most of the holding, but he’s a pretty hard sleeper so when he’s out he’s out cold and sometimes you feel like you’re holding a rock with how still he is. You always check to see if his breathing because why is not moving?
Only time he wakes up in the middle of the night is if he needs to use the bathroom. Will 200% wake you up too. You’ve told him before that he really doesn’t have to wake you up just because he needs to go and apparently “you need to use the bathroom too” and when he wakes you up it’s because he’s being “considerate” and thinking that you might need to use it too… when in reality he’s just way too clingy for his own good and is in serious denial about it.
He’s Sasuke for fuck sakes. The last Uchiha. Stop accusing him of being clingy.
You don’t hold him throughout the night though because he doesn’t feel it when you let go of him, so you can stretch out and find a nice cool spot on the bed to lay on. Yes he’s going to gravitate towards you as the night goes on, but you like to enjoy your space while you can.
Overall I’d rate him a 8/10 because you really wish he’d wake up and give you kisses and cuddles randomly in the night but he just sleeps too damn hard. You still get a full 8hours though.
Nsfw
If he’s not exhausted after a long day he will destroy you, so you’re thankful for his busy days and usually after bath/ shower time you’re already on him, running your hands down his torso and getting him all worked up, kissing, biting, and your hand buried inside his pajama pants.
You love giving him head, watching him crumble under your touch. You want him to relax so you try your hardest to make sure he cums hard enough to pass out but that seldom happens.
As soon as you’re done with him though it’s his turn to please you and he won’t listen when you tell him you’re fine and just argue: “I want you to get some rest tonight. I also don’t want to argue so please sit back or I will make you”.
And you usually listen and lay back to let him eat the soul out of you. He’s a big fan of fingering you and will make you cum a few times like this just because it’s fun. He’s still going to wreck you with his dick and he doesn’t know how to be gentle so you’re usually a mess by the time he’s done with you and after surviving his slow and hard thrusts, constantly stimulating all your sensitive spots, you want nothing more than to cuddle up and sleep.
Now he knows you’re not going to try and sneak out the bed while he’s sleeping to try and finish work.
You’ve never met anyone who doesn’t care like Sasuke. Mans doesn’t even keep track of how many times his baby cums. You’re just struggling and he just laughs. “Yes baby this is too much for you huh?”, he’ll tease, completely not phased by your tears and violent shaking.
“P-pleaaasse”, you babble, your cheek wet with tears in the palm of his hand, your hands planted on his back, your legs squeezing on his waist to try and slow him down. “Try your best for me. You can take much more than this”, he says as he brings you to yet another violent orgasm.
Shisui
Sfw
Here’s someone who loves pillow talk with his whole life. You’ll be fighting for your life trying to stay awake, conversing with him after a really satisfying session of sex.
Loves being the big spoon and usually holds you throughout the night. You two like to be close to each other while you sleep, and he likes snuggling into your neck when he’s sleeping.
Will hold you tighter if he wakes up to you stirring at night. He will try and understand what it is that you’re trying to do before holding you tight again. “Sleep y/n”, he’ll mumble if he feels you moving a little too much. A few kisses and cuddles helps get you back into a deep sleep.
He uses the restroom a million times at night so there’s always that slight disturbance in the night but it’s nothing you can’t tolerate. You cannot control when you need to pee at the end of the day. And he will try not to wake you up when he needs to go.
He lives for those cute little sleepy snuggles in the middle of the night. His body is just so soft and comfortable and he smells very good so he’s really great to sleep with.
He’s also warm (he’s an Uchiha at the end of the day) so he’s your personal blanket too. And he instantly warms you up when you’re cold. Yes the heat is on but he also very politely requested you wear less clothing in the night and you’re very sensitive to the cold so you’re glad he’s as warm as he is so you get good cuddles and a good nights rest.
10/10 because he’s literally perfect.
Nsfw
Normal people have sex before bed but not Shisui. No.
He likes to wait until you’ve both been asleep for a few hours.
He always wakes up with an erection from hell and he’s not going to suffer in silence.
He loves trying please you while you’re still asleep to see how far he can take things before you wake up.
He’s made you cum in your sleep one time and is convinced he can do it again.
Will go down on you , softly sucking on your clitoris and gently stroking your vulva with two fingers. He had this technique that is guaranteed to make you nut and it ends with him sinking his fingers inside of you. That’s when you cum hard and you usually wake up maybe three or four minutes before that.
Waking up to an orgasm is actually very intense so it takes a lot of hushing from him to keep you quiet. He really likes it when you softly moan for him and tends to get a little frustrated when you start screaming. How can you not scream when his fingers are aggressively massaging your g spot and his mouth is vacuuming what’s left of your soul away.
Usually when you’re both making love at this hour of the night he’ll just let you cum as much as you need to while he slowly fucks you laying on your tummy with a pillow or two under your pelvis.
If it gets too intense and you can’t help but scream he’ll flip you over and hold your hands in his, whispering sweet praises in your ear while his hips are still working, thrusting into you very slowly, getting as deep as he possibly can, a scream muffled by his kiss confirming that he can’t go further in, before rolling his hips in slow circles until you can’t handle it anymore and the sounds you make tell him to pull back. When he does this you end up violently coming on his thick cock, pushing him out of you and squirting everywhere.
He’s just gonna wait for you to finish before sinking himself back in and will tease you with words like “if you scream like that again I’m going to pick up the pace baby…do you want that?” And you’ll just cry underneath him, trying your best to stay quiet for him and dismally failing at that.
He picks up the pace and starts relentlessly fucking you.
You’re going to have such a hard time getting out of bed the next morning and he’s going to eat you out before you wake up again. Very selfish this man.
Obito
Image from IG: obito
Sfw
Likes to sleep on his back, with his arms and legs sprawled out but that’s fine because you usually just lie on top of him.
Sometimes you both like to just lay next to each other like starfish.
He’s not very clingy but he does like cuddling. Usually spends time cuddling you to sleep and then when he’s sleeping he’ll move around for a more comfortable position. You’re always welcome to hold him while he’s sleeping or lay on him but he can’t guarantee that he’ll cuddle you all night.
If he wakes up to you stirring that’s when he will hold you and snuggle with you for a little, rubbing his cheek against yours and his hand running up and down your back, his lips planting lazy kisses on your skin before he hears your steady breathing and sees you laying still. He’ll naturally fall asleep as soon as you’re asleep.
Is also very warm but doesn’t like it when your cold feet touch his. He’ll just wrap them up in the covers for you or try to ignore it if they accidentally graze him but please your feet are too cold and you need to do something about it. He’s been reminding you to wear socks to bed though so it’s less uncomfortable for him and it’s been working out well.
You two sleep pretty well together though.
Nsfw
Here’s another selfish lover. He loves a good session or two before bed and then another in the morning. It’s a requirement.
Loves to take a bath with you since you both get off of work at roughly the same time so he stays fucking you in the tub every single night.
After the tub he’s probably going to eat you out on the nearest surface and make a mess of you in the bathroom. After that it’s bed session time and he’s going to hold your hips in place while you’re cumming. No matter how violent your orgasm is he’s going to stay buried deep inside of you and you’re going to take him growling in your ear, fucking you hard through your squirting.
He knows you’ll sleep well tonight so he’s going to wear you out.
He usually won’t try anything in the middle of the night because he really values sleep but will pounce on you first thing in the morning. If you’re too sore he’ll settle with just eating you out, because he really just wants to have you in any way that he can.
You tend to give him the most mind blowing orgasms in the morning with your elite head game and he wants to sleep with you in his arms for another hour before you both have to get up and get ready for work. You score more sleep with him because he can just use Kamui to teleport you to work later.
He’s really cute after sex so no matter how rough you know it will get you still let him hit because you’re literally in love with him.
Has both byakugan and sharingan. Unlike his sister, he doesn’t use both of them at the same time
Relies on his byakugan for his sensing abilities
Essentially a stealth ninja. Like to do things quietly and gracefully. Prefers taijutsu
One of the few people who had a contract with ninneko as they aid him
Is pretty much known for looking exactly like his father and is compared to him
Though their personalities differ extremely.
Very kind hearted and extremely shy. Looks intimidating to others but a sweet heart
Also learns healing and how to channel is Chakra into a focal point from Sakura but does not specialize in it
Uchiha Mikoto
Older sister to Tsukiyo Uchiha
Age 18
Has both byakugan and sharingan. She is able to use it though they drain her chakra when it is activated at the same time
Resorts to succeeding in a quick fashion. Known for being quite fast
Does not use a contract
Eventually wields her father’s sword
Trains under Hinata and learns to add her lighting nature to gentle step twin lion fists
Resembles her grandmother
Very stoic and blunt. Often comes across as rude unintentionally but she means well.
Hozuki Mizu
Oldest child of Karin and Suigetsu
Age 18
Cousin to Shinachiku and Hanami
Both a citizen of the leaf and mist village. But raised in the leaf village
Has great Chakra and a great weapon wielder.
He is able to add his Chakra to any weapon that he pleases effortlessly
Wishes to have all seven swords and use them effectively
Is able to develop and use Chakra chains after studying the origins of the Uzumaki
Mizu tends to be standoffish and unfriendly. He’s very serious and task oriented
Hozuki Kira
Age 16
Youngest child of Karin and Suigetsu
An effective healing ninja and very capable
Also a citizen of the leaf and mist village
Has great Chakra pools and very good at reserving Chakra
Develops the byakugo seal under the tutelage of Sakura, Shizune, and Shinachiku
She is able to transform parts of her body into water, like her father and use it to heal
Kira is slightly timid and not very confident with herself despite her wonderful abilities
Uzumaki Shinachiku
(I wish I had a better picture but I was too tired)
Age 18
Has great Chakra pools and also develops the Byakugo
Specializes in healing but also uses the Chakra scalpel when fighting as a weapon
He is quite smart but sometimes doesn’t have the patience to learn
Nonetheless he is still very capable as he specializes in hand to hand combat and uses excessive Chakra for his Chakra scalpel and even adds his Chakra nature to it
Shinachiku is very calm yet goofy. He is noted to be very handsome and attracts many people around the village
Uzumaki Hanami
Age 15
Her chakra pools are also pretty good but not as good as her brothers
Very goofy and mischievous
Studies seals and has extensive knowledge
But essentially takes after Minato in the use of the kunai
She does use the rasengan and her chakra nature also adds to it with the help of her older brother
I finally decided I'll be making a one shot book for these characters of different stories and scenarios with each character from the ages of their birth to young adulthood
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