Take off your shoes and stay a while.

Kristin is the name, having an identity crisis 4x a week is my game

[halforcdruid-deactivated2018073]

Guys with bellies, amiright????

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

[genuinerascal]

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

[sokkable]

one taught me love

one taught me patience

one taught me pain

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[gahdamnpunk]

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

[kahristan]

Haha awesome! I'll be 34! Can't wait!

[keatonpatti]

[foodffs]

Buttery Pecan Snowball Cookies https://www.smalltownwoman.com/buttery-pecan-snowball-cookies/

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mariska]

venom knew they could trust eddie as soon as the two of them merged together bcus venom searched tom hardy’s memories and saw him help save all those lesbians in mad max fury road

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

[nani-nanu-deactivated20210611]

[mienar]

✨ shops now open!✨

inprnt || redbubble

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

you can’t change my mind

[sassyaroacepal]

@rrrromeo

[princesconsuela]