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#I FUCKING HOWLED #sadly there aren't gifs of this scene on tumblr (yet)#I can't gif so I used screenshots. but anyone who is able to is welcome to do a better post :)#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #'we're playing like italians!' XD #🇮🇹

pisboy

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

hollowtones

This?

pisboy

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

hollowtones

Only gif I got, boss.

mewwon

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

desireswithingirls

David Bowie at a birthday party

bryanjamess

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

trickstertime

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

jessaerys

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

oneheadtoanother

childweanedonpoison

The Capaci bombing, on 23 May 1992, killed anti-mafia magistrate Giovanni Falcone, his wife Francesca Morvillo, and three police escort agents, Vito Schifani, Rocco Dicillo and Antonio Montinaro.

Here’s to all the brave men and women who have died fighting organised crime. You will not be forgotten.

“Of course, we will have to face mafia-type organised crime for a long time. For a long time, not forever: because mafia is a phenomenon and, like all human phenomena, it has a beginning, it has an evolution, and it will have an end.” — Giovanni Falcone (18 May 1939 – 23 May 1992).

pengychan

A little addition: Francesca Morvillo, Falcone’s wife, was herself a magistrate.

To date she is, and hopefully will remain, the only woman magistrate to have been assassinated in Italy.

kroovv

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

beardedmrbean

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE

thewalrusfrompingu

What’s Ed Balls day?

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Omg, okay explanation time.

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

IT’S HERE

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

psilopterus

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

miss-edith-cushing

Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:

When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"

The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:

They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.

My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by Wisława Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.

miss-edith-cushing

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

injuries-in-dust

This is how cyptids get started.

righteousangerpodfic

It’s also *exactly* the kind of story behind the invention of new pastries. If there’s some little change on the ingredient level that can make a “lagun” distinct from an ordinary croissant, then a new pastry will have been born, complete with fanciful cookbook-ready lore.