DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS, NOW.

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" my damn tv is on the fritz again ... "

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noted

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if  you  see  him  walking  to  the  local  convienience  store  with  a  meowth  in  a  baby  carrier.  no  you  didn't.

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"teach me how to shoot."

he  doesn't  look  away  from  the  tv.

"  nope.  "

flicks  through  a  couple  more  channels  ...

"  ...  'sides,  it'd  not  like  you'd  even  be  able  to  get  a  firearms  license.  you're  too  mad  all  the  time.  "

[pepegle]

[darkestaken]

❝ nah, i'm good. ❞ she takes off her jacket, placing it on her chair, and breaks the chopsticks once she's sat down. THE PLACE HASN'T CHANGED; it's one of the things she likes about it. she makes a quick connection between it and free food, as nanu was usually the one to pay.

❝ you're TOO SKINNY for 'em, they wouldn't care. ❞ BUT SHE ONLY TAKES A PLATE AFTER HE HAS. the ways she shows respect are as quiet and subtil as they are many. ❝ so aside from SCARIN' ME TO DEATH, how have you been. ❞

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following  suit  be  breaks  his  own  pair  of  chopsticks,  tapping  them  together  while  he  listened,  mimicking  her  mouth  when  she  talked.  mature.

"nothing  new  for  me  to  report,"  he's  handed  a  beer  by  a  member  of  staff  and  opens  the  cap  with  his  teeth,  "hala  told  me  i'm  not  allowed  to  have  the  kahuna  meetings  at  the  station  anymore  'cuz  the  meowth  are  too  distracting.  whatever  that  means.  anywhere  else  is  too  boring  and  i  just  fall  asleep."

pouring  the  bottle  into  his  class,  he  raises  a  brow.  "how  'bout  you?  you've  always  got  something  interesting."

[darkestaken]

❝ whose fault do you think that is, old man ?! ❞ she had been CRYING HER EYES OUT on the phone, thinking his heart gave out.

right now, SHE WISHES IT DID. ❝ next time i'll just leave you to die, I DON'T CARE. ❞ obvious lie.

❝ you keep eatin' all that crap, i won't have to wait too long anyways. ❞

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"sure.  already  told  the  meowth  that  as  soon  as  i  hit  the  ground  they  can  just  start  eating  me,  so  you  won't  have  to  deal  with  the  corpse."

the  high  roller  was  busy.  a  table  for  him  was  never  an  issue,  thankfully.

"you  drinking?"  he  asked,  eyeing  up  the  bottles  of  beer  that  were  kept  chilled  behind  the  bar.

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"that  makes  two  of  us,"  nanu  quipped,  kicking  a  pebble  out  from  his  path.  the  tourists  had  headed  in  for  the  night,  but  the  locals  were  still  out  enjoying  themselves  -  probably  looking  for  dinner,  like  streli  and  himself.

"mmm,  i  might  even  get  a  malasada  afterwards,"  he  hummed,  passing  a  couple  of  kids  who  were  enjoying  a  pastry  of  their  own.  nanu  glanced  at  streli  and  rolled  his  eyes.  "y'need  to  fix  your  mascara.  it  looks  like  shit."

@darkestaken.

[chasekip]

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how the fuck do i fix my dash so it shows me recent posts first

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Depressed man and his family of supportive cats Meowth

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he fell asleep on the sofa ... again ...

[jadeazora]

I’m still a tad upset Sun and Moon never built on this any, since it sounds like Giovanni and Nanu had some kind of past history even before Nanu’s police officer days, and I wanted to know more about it.

(Especially since this was a plot point exclusive to the anime.)

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drops on him from the ceiling

somehow  doesn't  fall  over  ...  ?

"gonna  have  to  do  better  than  that,  kid."

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pointing. "your persian looks sick. you should get it taken care of."

"nope.  she  just  looks  like  that."  he  produces  an  alolan  meowth.  "see?"

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erm.