christmas hcs bc tis the season BITCH
•the gang calls pony rudolph during the holidays
•darry and dally in ugly ass christmas sweaters>>>>>
•soda is always humming a christmas song when hes cooking
•curly makes inappropriate versions of christmas songs
•either that or he just plays it loud asf in tims car
•darry made the mistake of letting him use the speakers once
•tim makes good ass hot chocolate suck my ass if u think other wise
•pony is eating candy canes like it’s the only thing in existence rn
•two bit gagging when steve and soda or pony and curly kiss under the mistletoe is also a thought going on here
•darry had to confiscate curlys mistletoe bc he just had that shit in his pocket and would PURPOSELY put it over his and ponys head in front of the guy
•then curly just took mf leaves and berries as his back up mistletoe 💀
•once instead of saying “our Father” two bit said “our daddy” and everyone looked at him w disgust
•i mean it, he was put into the corner of shame for that shit
•ponys not allowed to wear a santa hat, just a headband w reindeer antlers and ears
•tim, pony, soda, and darry SLAVE over a hot stove for these absolute heathens
•pony and soda r always in charge of desserts
•as a joke curly pretends to b santa to get pony to sit on his lap
•if theres a piano for some reason curly likes playing christmas jingles on it
•also right after halloween christmas is his favorite holiday :D
•its a tradition that pony always puts the star or angel on top in the curtis house shut up
•in the shepard house it’s tradition that angela puts the angel on the top get it get it get it, do u get the joke pls tell me u do, pls get it
•she TRIED putting her picture on the tree once but tim crosses the line there🙄
•soda and curly r the mfs that puts a bow on their head go “i am ur gift ;D”
•angela looks hot in those santa dress stuff, shut ur MOUTH
•curly would probably wear those ugly sweaters w working lights