just a guy.

i'm glad you took the time to click on my page :) i'm kai and i can metabolize twinkies into muscle and i look great in green and gold ( rp blog with no affiliation to keahu kahuanui )

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Is it true that you had to sneak with Allie into the biology lab to get a microscope to see your inexistent dick?

Yeah anon, everything you read on the internet is true :) 

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Are you crushing on anyone?

Are we back in grade school?

[badlikebonnie-blog]

Wowwwww. How rude stealin’ my drink. HEY I have *~magic~* hands and they’re not just good for healin’. ;) ha i’d like to see you try

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Really? What else are they good for? Woodwork, carving? Knitting? Putting those tiny ships inside those glass bottles? Really B, I think you’re going to have to be more specific. Ah, believe me I don’t think I’ll have a problem considering you’re already on there. ;D My biceps are purely for distracting.

[badlikebonnie-blog]

Of course I cannnnn. Ugh FINE I’ll come to you lazy bumm. You can’t make a snap story if my hands are on ya.

[kai-a-guy-blog]

And now that you’re here I’ll take the rest of your drink, because you obviously don’t need it. 

Oh you’re hands are on me B? I thought that was the Bradford ghost copin’ a feel. Not that I’m complaining, but you’re still making it on my Snapchat one way or another. 

[badlikebonnie-blog]

Yeahhhhhh I do. Alcohol kinda messes with my powers a bit? But it’s whatever Kaiii. Dais’ got my back anyway so it’s all good. 

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Sure seems like you can hold your alcohol there, B. Meanwhile I’ve found a corner that I’m pretty comfortable in. Why don’t YOU come to ME and we’ll dance. Or you can dance and I’ll put it on Snapchat. 

[asherzapper-blog]

WOAH. Glad you guys could…drop in, I guess?

You two okay?

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Yeah man, totally how we intended on getting here. I think your beer pong table is in more pain than we are, plus all that wasted beer, our bad. I’d offer to lick it off the floor...but I’d be lying.

[daisyhammond-blog]

Okay … okay! I think I’m ready te go. I’m goin’ te try and set us down outside of the Bradford dorms, okay? Just take my hand and we’ll —

( CRASH. )

— ‘port into the beer pong table instead, I guess. Ow — are ye okay, Kai? I’m really sorry fer ruinin’ the game and knockin’ over those drinks! I keep forgettin’ about the extra — extra weight, and — I think — I need te go sit down.

[kai-a-guy-blog]

You know I’m always up for adventures, even if we end up in Janitor’s closet again. Well shit Daisy I don’t think I can see anything.

Just kidding, are you alright? Thanks for teleporting me here though, need me to help with anything? I can show you pictures of my virtual cats if that will make you feel better. 

[daisyhammond-blog]

Give me a moment or two te recharge, okay? My head’s spinnin’.

Don’t want te teleport us into a lake or somethin’!

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Alright, alright, we can chill here for a while. I think I have a bag of Cheetos chips around here somewhere if you’re hungry? You know I’d be totally cool if we went into a lake, we could go for a swim, catch some fish to bring to Asher’s party. 

[elliotramos-deactivated20180225]

There’s a subject I would fail with flying colors, even if I study.

No, wait, that came out wrong- um… sorry.

[kai-a-guy-blog]

No need to apologize E, I’m sure you’re well versed in other areas. Just now everyone knows one area you’re not so well versed in...welcome to the internet! 

[girlonfire-talia]

Sure, whatever, Kai. You wouldn’t know what you’re missing out on if you don’t try. But enjoy your blanket and phone then. Hope they give you some good orgasm.

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Ugh, Talia that’s the whole point. Why would I bother even entertaining the idea or trying it out if I’m perfectly fine without it? Face it, you’re going to lose the bet, start stocking up now.

[girlonfire-talia]

You know you’re depriving yourself of something way better than eating any of those, right? But if you want some oreos right now I have some in my room. You can come if you want. ;)

[kai-a-guy-blog]

I hardly doubt a night in bed with you is better than a package of Oreos, and it’s not like I know what I’m missing out on, so what’s the harm? That’s okay, I’m sure someone else will give me Oreos. Walking over to the Bradford wing is too much work right now. My blanket and my phone is much more alluring. 

[kai-a-guy-blog]

bang, be-head, wed: Talia, Joanna, Allie

God damn anon, you sure know how to pick them.

Bang: Allie (but we have to go back to the biology lab) Wed: Joanna (childhood bestie turned wife, sounds pretty good to me) Be-Head: Talia (default, not sorry, Talia) 

[kai-a-guy-blog]

fuck, marry, kill?

No anon, I think that’s a horribly cliche storyline for your book.  Maybe go for a more chaste approach like: marry, fuck, kill, you know? 

[kai-a-guy-blog]

bitchallie:

Uhhh, bitch what?

New number, who dis?

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Who are your top 3 girls in Braxton?

Jo, Bonnie, and Headmaster Maddox are the only girls I need in my life. 

[kai-a-guy-blog]

What's up with you and Gabe?

He brought me Oreos yesterday like a gentleman and then he left without my kiss goodbye, you think you know a guy. 

[bitchallie-blog]

Yeah, and I’m pretty sure my nonexistent dick is bigger than yours.

[kai-a-guy-blog]

Shit Allie, you’re right. You would know, remember that time we had to sneak into the biology lab to get a microscope to see it?