stinky rat man deserves love

beetleb*bes NOT allowed 😤 beetlejuice content and appreciation main: @largepumpkin

[music00lbumm]

I think I’ve made something beautiful

[regrettablewritings]

I’M TOO EXCITED TO SAY ANYTHING WITTY

[niarydia]

Beetlejuice: There is no discrimination in this house, you all annoy me.

[bj-appreciation]

lydia, getting in costume for halloween: beetlejuice you're not going as a hobo again

beej, looking exactly like he always does: going where

[rustybutterknife]

Beetlejuice: You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for:

Beetlejuice: *throws a rag on the floor and stands on it*

Everyone in the household: BEETLEJUICE, NO!!

[bj-appreciation]

lydia getting on a bike: hey guys you've heard of-

everyone: NO

[justyourtypicalwannabe]

lydia: why are you such an asshole?

Beetlejuice: one, for the attention.

beetlejuice: two, for the aesthetic.

[mrbeetlejuicesir]

Adam: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.

Beetlejuice, crying: Please, just say fuck.

[rustybutterknife]

No, I don’t take constructive criticism.

[mrinsectbeverage-deactivated202]

CAUSE DADDY'S IN DENIAL, DADDY DOESN'T WANNA

FEEEEEEEEEL

[beebleboosuwu]

Betelgeuse: Hey Dylan.

Delia: It’s Delia-

Betelgeuse: Whatever, do you remember the new Disney/Pixar film that came out?

Delia: Oh yeah! Wasn’t it Luca?

Betelgeuse: LUCA DEEZ NUTS.

Lydia: *cackling from the staircase*

[niarydia]

Barbara: Beetlejuice! Stop eating staples!

[beebleboosuwu]

The scene prior to That Beautiful Sound (Reprise)

Also Betelgeuse picking on random audience members is just perfect😂

WHEN ALEX DOES HIS BLAZER FLAP I JUST DIEEEEEEEE

[riddle-of-the-model]

me after hitting play on a musical I used to listen to all the time but took a break from

[notkanik]

beetlejuice: this pushpop is banging yo

lydia: that's a fucking glue stick

[itaintbeej]

Beetlejuice: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. 

Lydia: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. 

Beetlejuice: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[totallycorrect-beetlejuice]

Betelgeuse: Oh, so now I’m ‘bad’ just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

[bj-appreciation]

lydia and beetlejuice would def watch hannibal together as a comedy