The Z-team using Beef as a lie detector when Coupe's not there.
Prism: "now be honest beef, is batman's loser ass cousin lying about stealing our lunch?"
Sonar: "I'm not lying? And why are you using boberto's dog for this?"
Beef starts aggressively pawing at Sonar, no scratching but just aggressive tapping.. yep he's lying, he did indeed steal some of the others' lunch but it was for a test!
You guys really needed to use the group therapy dog for this? Why didn't you guys just ask Waterboy 💔
Omg that’s so hilarious!!
Okay though wait imagine Beef also somehow..”tracking” food.
Like Robert sees his Tupperware of lunch (Waterboy’s grandma has “forced” Waterboy share “leftovers” with the Z team) is empty but the Tupperware is still in the fridge. And Robert frowns cause…shit. His food is gone. But he sees Beef beside him and he tries something out. So he has Beef sniff the container and he’s like “can you find it Beef?” And Beef goes waddling and sniffing.
Soon enough Beef’s sniffs end and he barks and runs over to Flambae and paws at his leg.
And Roberts a bit pissed off. Waterboy’s grandma made enough food for EVERYONE to take home some leftover. FLAMBAE got to take home leftovers. And his greedy ass stole Robert’s (which had some medical tape with Robert R. Written on it on the lid). He had his OWN.
Robert is BROKE. He barely has food at home half the time. He doesn’t have a bed. And he NEVER really gets to bring lunch to work like that. What a BITCH.
So Flambae see Robert coming over and Flambae is like “You should keep track of your do-“
As Flambae does the expected “WHAT THE FUCK??!!” Robert tells Flambae to keep away from his lunches. And Flambae says he didn’t but Robert doesn’t want to hear it.
Later that day Robert looks over some security footage to make sure the team hasn’t done any shit when he finds the break room footage. He watches it and sees..Sonar…taking his lunch and microwaving it.
Robert realizes he just decked Flambae for no reason. He groans cause the next few weeks are gonna be absolute hell for him.
Maybe..Beef shouldn’t be trusted to track things down.
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