Punk! You never learn!

I'm Kai-Kakoon! The king of the battle bots! And I'll rule the world when I get my hands on the legendary Gitaroo! They may've beaten me once, but the metal man doesn't go out easy. I'll get it next time! (RP/Ask Blog)

[kai-kakoon]

yoUNG MAn... theres no need to feel dOWN I SAY YOung man... pick yourself off the gROUnd...

A̛̬̗͞r̡̟̦̰͚͠ẹ̴͉͔ ̴̡̻̜̗͓͈̖͖y̸̮͉̫̗̤ó̢̢̞̞͍̰͈͓̜u̠̺̼̘͍̭̠͟ ̶̢̹̼͉̰̖̬͙̼̟͢m̵̛̞͡ę͉̤ ̸̨͍̩̘̻̜͖̘͞ͅi̧̪̣̠̭͡n̢̤͎̞̥ͅś̫̤̤̘̤̞͕͠u͍̤͠l̯̺͓͈̝̗͜͠t̙̦̻̞̦̣̯̀i̕͏͚̬͓̗́n̮͖͞͝g̶͚̪̤͟!̛͍̜͇̫̬̮̰̺

[kai-kakoon]

uwu love u 2 lmao actually not at all ur a jerk

Ỵ̳̬ö̬͓͇́ͪ͆͆͋̄u̗̘̳̲͒̿̑͛  F̢͚͈͕̥̭̜͔͇̀̓̿ͮͭͣ̓̈́̋ͪ̓̌͋̀̾͗̀̀͜u̓͒̓̈̇͏̥̩̱̳͔͎̯͇͓̟͇̻̲̳̰̭͔̕c̆̆̌̅ͫͣ̏̃̓͗́̏̓ͨ̃̚͞҉̷͇̥̟͈̹̜̯͇͚͈͉͓̩̣̺͔͉k̷̯̫̭͖̘͍̣̤̟̱͓̖̘͍͔͕͎ͨ̐̎ͥ̍ͯͥ͆͛ͥͥͨͦͤ͟!̵̸̤̪̠̲̣̯̯̠̝̮͉͍ͬͩ̐̿̇ͭ̒̚͜

T̼̟̝̽ͥ͘h̸͖̤̃̈́ḙ̭̩̣ ̦͉̠͑́a̸͕̘͖̮̟̪̝s͉̰̞̊͋͊̎̈́̐͑ș̗̈́̏̒h̲͖̙̱̪̖͍̽͑ͨͥ̅̔ȏ̸̏ͮ̓̚l̓͑ͣͯͦͧ͟e̝̫̼͉̗̽ͨ͢,̟͖̲̽ͮ͒̽ ̖̗͍͍̙ͭ͒t̪͈̰̻̝̥̀ͤ̕ḧ̙̤̲̱̼̓̅̉͟ǎͦ̎̒̂ͭṭ̦̻̤̼͆̽̾ ͙̟̗̌ͩ̎ͬͫ͢i̛͙̺̱̠͒ͯͩ̊̃ͫs̱̖͓̹͎͍̰ͦ͗͌̅͡ ̱͖͓̉̑͐y̶͖̗͔oͥ҉̬̹͖̭̱u̅!̻̻̤̥̙̣ͨͬͭ͐̋

[kai-kakoon]

um,,, sweety :) youre a big jerk y'know??? so as a magic anon im gonna force you to have some major glitches in your ai, and that your frame has a constantly spreading and growing layer of rust uwu (also switching to a new spare doesnt help because the rust will just pop onto that body as well uwu uwu uwu) the mun can decide how long it lasts!!! i hope she chooses a long time cause youre a big jerkmuffin ;o

Wait what!҉?̭͍͕̯̱͕

Punk y̠͛̾ͫ̓̔̂͟o̷͖̙̣͙̝̬ͨ́͋u̠͖̤̝ can’t do that! 

Do̮̬̥ ̶͚͕̱̗̩͔̤y̶̼o̪͢u̧͎̜ ̪̼͇̝̳̮̕k̺̯̖̘̙̞n̡͙͉̘o̡w ̵̺̻̮k̼͙̜̮̹͞n͢ͅo͇̥w̞̥͈ ̻wh̢o͚̟̺͔͇͜ ̰͙͍̀I͟ ̲͓̬̤̕a͍͓̖̹̹̝̪m̧͙͈̘̱̣̳?̖̼̻

̢ͧ̾I̟̬̪̙ͥ̇'̤ͥ̅̍̉̍̚ṃ̧̙̥̼ ͈̪̻̯̲̭̹͆̔ͪ͊̇̒ͪt̒ͯ͐̂̓h̴̙e͇̟͆̓̃ ͓̟̘̠̦ͩͯ̄͒ͧͨm̟̪͎̥̊̃͜ä͙͎̣̼́͂́ͅň̙͇̠̼̥̳͕͘ mͣ̉̓̃ͦͩ͆͢e̼͇̱̮͂̿t͕̼̙̣͐̈ͭa̾̊ͨ̓̎l̻͍͍̯̹̐̒̃ͯ͐̍!̬̘͎̤̣̟ͩ͋ͣͯͪͫ͘

̵͏̥͇͎Ý̢̫͚̖͞o̶̮̞̣͎̘̫͍͔u̴̪͓͙̞̫̞͎̕͝ ̮͝c̺͖̣͚͇͈͢ạ̩̣n̯̟͞'͕͞ͅͅt҉͓̜̞̖͎̥̺ ̸̻̙̹̮̫̮̹̠͈ḍ̴͍͓̜̞a̪͙̕i̼͙͔̤͍̜̻͘̕ͅs̡̮̟ý̥̝͍̥̻̹͈ ́͏̠̘̲̳̟͚m̧͕͚̦̬̟̩e͕ ̧҉̸͉̝̺̦u̶͎̬p̸̼̳͕!̵̺̪̭̘͟͢

[kai-kakoon]

Hah! Guess who got clocked out overnight?

[crimsonmuncomplaintbox]

kai-kakoon:

Dammit. Just when I thought I could put my gitaroo snatching plan into action. I now have to spend weeks in the repair bay again.

{YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU PIECE OF SPACE JUNK!}

{I don’t know who the FUCK you think you are, but for what you did, I can’t allow you to live! I will find that repair bay you’re holed up in and finish the job, mark my fucking words, or my name isn’t ̡ͫ͑͌̌̍̈ͩͫͬͤ́͐̈́ͦ͆͑̚҉̡͚͔͖͚̜̣̺̝̺̩͙̲̘̩̗͇ͅＳ̷̻̪̥̫͉̭̳̰̻̣͎̏ͣ͌̂̊ͬ̄̍͞ｈ̵̴̺͙̲̖͍̰͚̗̯̯̺̙͇̊̏͋͆͐̿̉̐̕ｕ̾͌ͥ̉͛̊̋̕͜͠҉̺̯̬̻͇̘̫͇̘̘̲͝ｕ̡̢̹̲̱͓̙̱̼̝̜̦͙̞̀̐̉̐͛̍͊ｒ͂ͭ̀͐͢҉̷̜͕̖̞͓́ｕ̻͇̱̲̳̳̮̖͙̮̗̥͔͖͚̖̮̞̄ͫ̌̍̾̿̏̉̆̀̀̚͘͘ｎ̢̨̛̞̞̗̖̝̰̞͕̗̱͖̣͇͕͎ͧ͂͊ͪͨ́̚͘ͅａ̨̧̛̰͇͈͍̤͇̹͖̗̻̈́̔ͯ̈̌ͭͫͣͣ̄̌ͥ̈́̿ͤ̕ the Devil’s Advocate!!!!!}

[kai-kakoon]

Who I am!? I’m the king of the battle bots! It’s not my fault your fairy boy decided to not only fight me, but kill himself. That was his fault. If you feel like being a bitch though, find me, and I’ll make sure you don’t come back out.

[crimsonmuncomplaintbox]

{Bravado like that just pisses me off! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU’RE DEALING WITH?!}

[kai-kakoon]

From the looks of it, some pansy demon. You caught me by surprise. I can wipe you off the face of the world when I get my body back.

[crimsonmuncomplaintbox]

kai-kakoon:

Dammit. Just when I thought I could put my gitaroo snatching plan into action. I now have to spend weeks in the repair bay again.

{YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU PIECE OF SPACE JUNK!}

{I don’t know who the FUCK you think you are, but for what you did, I can’t allow you to live! I will find that repair bay you’re holed up in and finish the job, mark my fucking words, or my name isn’t ̡ͫ͑͌̌̍̈ͩͫͬͤ́͐̈́ͦ͆͑̚҉̡͚͔͖͚̜̣̺̝̺̩͙̲̘̩̗͇ͅＳ̷̻̪̥̫͉̭̳̰̻̣͎̏ͣ͌̂̊ͬ̄̍͞ｈ̵̴̺͙̲̖͍̰͚̗̯̯̺̙͇̊̏͋͆͐̿̉̐̕ｕ̾͌ͥ̉͛̊̋̕͜͠҉̺̯̬̻͇̘̫͇̘̘̲͝ｕ̡̢̹̲̱͓̙̱̼̝̜̦͙̞̀̐̉̐͛̍͊ｒ͂ͭ̀͐͢҉̷̜͕̖̞͓́ｕ̻͇̱̲̳̳̮̖͙̮̗̥͔͖͚̖̮̞̄ͫ̌̍̾̿̏̉̆̀̀̚͘͘ｎ̢̨̛̞̞̗̖̝̰̞͕̗̱͖̣͇͕͎ͧ͂͊ͪͨ́̚͘ͅａ̨̧̛̰͇͈͍̤͇̹͖̗̻̈́̔ͯ̈̌ͭͫͣͣ̄̌ͥ̈́̿ͤ̕ the Devil’s Advocate!!!!!}

[kai-kakoon]

Who I am!? I’m the king of the battle bots! It’s not my fault your fairy boy decided to not only fight me, but kill himself. That was his fault. If you feel like being a bitch though, find me, and I’ll make sure you don’t come back out.

[kai-kakoon]

Dammit. Just when I thought I could put my gitaroo snatching plan into action. I now have to spend weeks in the repair bay again.

[iconictriangle]

Come on furball! You know I'm here. You can't make me magically go away. Only I can do that.

[Nope. Nothin’. Zip. Nada.]

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon simply patted his hand to his mouth, as if to signify yawning. Followed up by an immediate roundhouse kick to Gregorio. Sending him far.* A whirl and click with my robot kick! Twist and hurl these steel pressed codes! Haven’t you learned, just who’s king? This is the last time you’ll ever sing!

[iconictriangle]

[A large amount of fear spread into Jarre’s face upon seeing Gregorio kicked away by Kai-Kakoon. Ey even let out a slight shrill squeak, almost forming into a devastated “NO!”]

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Gregorio wound up flying through a couple of buildings, only to end up having his fall broken by a nearby water tower. A sizable dent was left in the structure from the impact, water beginning to leak due to the tears in the framework generated from said dent. Gregorio was truly struggling to steel himself at this point–that kick, coupled with the mental fatigue generated from his attacks, really took a toll on him… but he was by no means willing to give up.}

*spits blood* B-bas… tard…!!!!

[kai-kakoon]

Little man, you have no chance. I’ll laugh and jeer, and throw in a dance. I’ll grind you up like a slaughterhouse. It’s a simple game of cat and mouse. All you did was sign your death. Because you can’t beat the very best! Ahahahaha! *Kai-Kakoon pounds his fists to his chest.*

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

J… Jarre… Mama… f-… forgive me… for what… I’m about… to do…

{With the last of his strength, Gregorio fired a rather potent blast right at Kai-Kakoon’s head. His eyelids then fluttered, and shut as consciousness faded from his bloody, crumpled form.}

[kai-kakoon]

*On contact, Kai-Kakoon gave a bit of a flip before he recovered his stance.* Ahahahahaha! Saved me the trouble and killed himself! And to think I was just gonna let him go for the laugh. What an idiot. Enjoy your corpse furball.

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Though his body occasionally twitched, it was clear this was little more than just the occasional reflex.}

{Name: Gregorio “Siegfried” Wilheim III Stand: “Tainted Lover” Status: Broke most of his bones, but mainly over-exerted himself. Has to retire. Deceased.}

[crimsonmuncomplaintbox]

{From what seemed to be the pits of Hell came a primal scream. A familiar alabaster form whizzed past on searing, magenta wings made of energy as it began rapidly shredding through the Battle Bot’s head and body with claws sharp enough to cut through the foreign metals with reasonable ease.}

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon was rather shocked at the damage his body took.* Wow, wow! The king of the battle bots does not fall this easily! *Kai-Kakoon’s body begins to faintly glow, before Kai-Kakoons head suddenly detaches and flies off into space, with the body suddenly leaving a large explosion.*

[crimsonmuncomplaintbox]

{The demon screeched again, abruptly jetting off after the head. It was clear she wanted this menace annihilated for what happened to her meal ticket, calling off in a god-forsaken language that sounded almost like a mixture between German and Russian with a hint of an Italian-sounding dialect.}

[kai-kakoon]

*Though the head had disappeared, teleporting in that iconic storm. What survived the explosion was that crescent moon. Spinning and spinning, it kept going it seemed unsafe in its condition. And soon after, it began firing off crescent like beams all over.*

[iconictriangle]

Come on furball! You know I'm here. You can't make me magically go away. Only I can do that.

[Nope. Nothin’. Zip. Nada.]

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon simply patted his hand to his mouth, as if to signify yawning. Followed up by an immediate roundhouse kick to Gregorio. Sending him far.* A whirl and click with my robot kick! Twist and hurl these steel pressed codes! Haven’t you learned, just who’s king? This is the last time you’ll ever sing!

[iconictriangle]

[A large amount of fear spread into Jarre’s face upon seeing Gregorio kicked away by Kai-Kakoon. Ey even let out a slight shrill squeak, almost forming into a devastated “NO!”]

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Gregorio wound up flying through a couple of buildings, only to end up having his fall broken by a nearby water tower. A sizable dent was left in the structure from the impact, water beginning to leak due to the tears in the framework generated from said dent. Gregorio was truly struggling to steel himself at this point–that kick, coupled with the mental fatigue generated from his attacks, really took a toll on him… but he was by no means willing to give up.}

*spits blood* B-bas… tard…!!!!

[kai-kakoon]

Little man, you have no chance. I’ll laugh and jeer, and throw in a dance. I’ll grind you up like a slaughterhouse. It’s a simple game of cat and mouse. All you did was sign your death. Because you can’t beat the very best! Ahahahaha! *Kai-Kakoon pounds his fists to his chest.*

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

J… Jarre… Mama… f-… forgive me… for what… I’m about… to do…

{With the last of his strength, Gregorio fired a rather potent blast right at Kai-Kakoon’s head. His eyelids then fluttered, and shut as consciousness faded from his bloody, crumpled form.}

[kai-kakoon]

*On contact, Kai-Kakoon gave a bit of a flip before he recovered his stance.* Ahahahahaha! Saved me the trouble and killed himself! And to think I was just gonna let him go for the laugh. What an idiot. Enjoy your corpse furball.

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Though his body occasionally twitched, it was clear this was little more than just the occasional reflex.}

{Name: Gregorio “Siegfried” Wilheim III Stand: “Tainted Lover” Status: Broke most of his bones, but mainly over-exerted himself. Has to retire. Deceased.}

[crimsonmuncomplaintbox]

{From what seemed to be the pits of Hell came a primal scream. A familiar alabaster form whizzed past on searing, magenta wings made of energy as it began rapidly shredding through the Battle Bot’s head and body with claws sharp enough to cut through the foreign metals with reasonable ease.}

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon was rather shocked at the damage his body took.* Wow, wow! The king of the battle bots does not fall this easily! *Kai-Kakoon’s body begins to faintly glow, before Kai-Kakoons head suddenly detaches and flies off into space, with the body suddenly leaving a large explosion. The head disappeared in the familiar storm.*

[iconictriangle]

Come on furball! You know I'm here. You can't make me magically go away. Only I can do that.

[Nope. Nothin’. Zip. Nada.]

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon simply patted his hand to his mouth, as if to signify yawning. Followed up by an immediate roundhouse kick to Gregorio. Sending him far.* A whirl and click with my robot kick! Twist and hurl these steel pressed codes! Haven’t you learned, just who’s king? This is the last time you’ll ever sing!

[iconictriangle]

[A large amount of fear spread into Jarre’s face upon seeing Gregorio kicked away by Kai-Kakoon. Ey even let out a slight shrill squeak, almost forming into a devastated “NO!”]

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Gregorio wound up flying through a couple of buildings, only to end up having his fall broken by a nearby water tower. A sizable dent was left in the structure from the impact, water beginning to leak due to the tears in the framework generated from said dent. Gregorio was truly struggling to steel himself at this point–that kick, coupled with the mental fatigue generated from his attacks, really took a toll on him… but he was by no means willing to give up.}

*spits blood* B-bas… tard…!!!!

[kai-kakoon]

Little man, you have no chance. I’ll laugh and jeer, and throw in a dance. I’ll grind you up like a slaughterhouse. It’s a simple game of cat and mouse. All you did was sign your death. Because you can’t beat the very best! Ahahahaha! *Kai-Kakoon pounds his fists to his chest.*

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

J… Jarre… Mama… f-… forgive me… for what… I’m about… to do…

{With the last of his strength, Gregorio fired a rather potent blast right at Kai-Kakoon’s head. His eyelids then fluttered, and shut as consciousness faded from his bloody, crumpled form.}

[kai-kakoon]

*On contact, Kai-Kakoon gave a bit of a flip before he recovered his stance.* Ahahahahaha! Saved me the trouble and killed himself! And to think I was just gonna let him go for the laugh. What an idiot. Enjoy your corpse furball.

[iconictriangle]

Come on furball! You know I'm here. You can't make me magically go away. Only I can do that.

[Nope. Nothin’. Zip. Nada.]

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon simply patted his hand to his mouth, as if to signify yawning. Followed up by an immediate roundhouse kick to Gregorio. Sending him far.* A whirl and click with my robot kick! Twist and hurl these steel pressed codes! Haven’t you learned, just who’s king? This is the last time you’ll ever sing!

[iconictriangle]

[A large amount of fear spread into Jarre’s face upon seeing Gregorio kicked away by Kai-Kakoon. Ey even let out a slight shrill squeak, almost forming into a devastated “NO!”]

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Gregorio wound up flying through a couple of buildings, only to end up having his fall broken by a nearby water tower. A sizable dent was left in the structure from the impact, water beginning to leak due to the tears in the framework generated from said dent. Gregorio was truly struggling to steel himself at this point–that kick, coupled with the mental fatigue generated from his attacks, really took a toll on him… but he was by no means willing to give up.}

*spits blood* B-bas… tard…!!!!

[kai-kakoon]

Little man, you have no chance. I’ll laugh and jeer, and throw in a dance. I’ll grind you up like a slaughterhouse. It’s a simple game of cat and mouse. All you did was sign your death. Because you can’t beat the very best! Ahahahaha! *Kai-Kakoon pounds his fists to his chest.*

[iconictriangle]

Come on furball! You know I'm here. You can't make me magically go away. Only I can do that.

[Nope. Nothin’. Zip. Nada.]

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{A psycho-kinetic blast to the Battle Bot’s side came seemingly out of nowhere. Should Kai-Kakoon attempt to find the source, he’ll see it plain as day–a certain, very pissed off Gravillian, with his narrow, skillful hands clenched tightly into fists.}

YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE, YOU OVERSIZED PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!

[kai-kakoon]

Don’t you test me fairy man! Or you’ll be the one facing the ban! One simple punch is all it takes. To make your bones, softer then cake! A simple alien to the metal man? I’ll kick you around like a tin can!

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{Gregorio began furiously conducting–it seemed pointless without the aid of his cathedral, but it quickly began to amount to blast after blast fired at Kai-Kakoon.}

[kai-kakoon]

*Kai-Kakoon simply patted his hand to his mouth, as if to signify yawning. Followed up by an immediate roundhouse kick to Gregorio. Sending him far.* A whirl and click with my robot kick! Twist and hurl these steel pressed codes! Haven't you learned, just who's king? This is the last time you'll ever sing!

[iconictriangle]

Come on furball! You know I'm here. You can't make me magically go away. Only I can do that.

[Nope. Nothin’. Zip. Nada.]

[sinful-lunatic8-deactivated2016]

{A psycho-kinetic blast to the Battle Bot’s side came seemingly out of nowhere. Should Kai-Kakoon attempt to find the source, he’ll see it plain as day–a certain, very pissed off Gravillian, with his narrow, skillful hands clenched tightly into fists.}

YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE, YOU OVERSIZED PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!

[kai-kakoon]

Don’t you test me fairy man! Or you’ll be the one facing the ban! One simple punch is all it takes. To make your bones, softer then cake! A simple alien to the metal man? I’ll kick you around like a tin can!

[kai-kakoon]

Well, even though the fairy boy still has yet to learn his place, seems like his little lovey dovey rabbit friend's already got the idea that you're the man... bot... in charge. Even though there's that stubbornness of not wanting to speak.

Of course they recognize that. That shows the furball has some ounce of intelligence to recognize who’s king!

[kai-kakoon]

Do y'know of that other buggy U-1? Why don't you try to steal his Gitaroo? Are you scared you're gonna catch his lag?

Scared? You must take me for a fool. I’m not scared, but I recognize that taking the glitchfest gitaroo is just bad news. I’m not Windows Vista. I’m not an idiot.

[kai-kakoon]

*blows a kiss at*

???????????

[kai-kakoon]

Kai-Kakoon's nicknames

U-1: Stupid Little Space Trooper

Puma: The Boot under my boot.

Kirah: Annoying Space Trooper Knock-off

Panpeus: Tomato Baby

Flying-O: Idiotic Traitor

Mojoking Bee: Jazz Man

Ben-K: Poker Face

Pine: Uno

Carrot: Dos

Soda: Tres

Gregorio: Girly-Man

Zowie: Prince of the Doomed

Ming-Ming: The cell of my pet bats.

Yung: Banana (I got nothing)

Mr. Yasuda: Pandamonium

Noren: Who?

Woofer-Mazing: Empty Bucket

Miranda: Pathetic Galactic Zero.