祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
KIROKAZE
@theartofmadeline
wallacepolsom
RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Product Placement
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
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@kai-shitzu
I keep forgetting I have a Tumblr, might as well use it. Hi, I’m shitz. Anonymously_Anon on AO3.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Anonymously_Anon
I mainly write about my COD OC and Task Force 141, chaos, maybe angst if I’m feeling it. I like making people cry.
Uhh.. that’s it. I might post some drabbles here and there. So.. Yeah.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
it’s june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L
LEE IT’S JUNE
GAY HALLOWEEN TIME
y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎
GAY HALLOWEEN!!
Good morning spooky June
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOPY YALL IT GAYYYY HALLOOWNENNN SPOOPY JUNEEE
SPOOPY SPOKU
I saw half of the trailer for MW4 and I have some speculations on Gaz’s whereabouts:
He died. Don’t know when or how, but I feel like they killed him off— didn’t see him in the trailer, nobody has according to what I’ve read. Maybe we’ll get a scene of his grave.
His actor wasn’t able to make it. Happens all the time, though I guess this would be the time to bring back white man gaz. (Could say he pulled a Micheal Jackson) Though I’m not sure how that would go timeline wise— OR, they just substitute someone else from the series like.. I dunno, Graves.
He’s there, like physically in the story he’s just not the main character. Just like in MW2 where we played mostly Soap with Ghost, Price and Gaz being supporting characters but we don’t focus on them as a main. So I assume in this one, we either play mainly Price or Ghost. So there may be a chance that he’s just not like.. a main player.
He gets mentioned in passing. Similar to #3 but in a way. He’s alive but not there. He could be not in the force anymore, probably clocked out, y’know. Maybe got moved. Maybe he decided that the war wasn’t for him and he got a job at a local cafe where he could drink his tea in peace.
And just for fun:
He’s in a corner crying somewhere. His dad is evil, soap is gone, ghost wants to kill his dad. The whole family’s falling apart and he’s the middle child who has to deal with it all.
Nikolai kidnapped him.
Shitz Ghoap Thoughts-
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I think at some point, Ghost gets comfortable enough with Soap’s family to the point he could show up unannounced and there will always be a spot on the couch, a seat at the table and a plate during meals, a bed to rest his head and someone to talk to.
Which is why I think he’s the one who.. personally delivered Soap’s stuff from base to his family in Scotland, better him than someone to travel all the way to do all the trouble. That gave him the chance to see all the stuff he and Soap never really got around to talking about. How he used to do sports in school, how he pissed off his middle school teacher, his mother’s famous carrot cake, why exactly he kept that ugly ass haircut with his forehead—
There were some things in the room Ghost would’ve kept for himself but he knew would make someone very happy if they got it. Afterall.. blood was thicker than water and at the end of the day.. He was just Ghost… What he was to Sergeant John McTavish was irrelevant. Especially when the war wasn’t over and nowhere was really safe to settle yet.
Soap’s mother was the first one to really hug him after the funeral. Ghost didn’t wear his mask in their house, being around Soap and all his family made him confident enough to do so.
Then soap’s niece who ghost gave the skull mask from Las Almas, it still smelled like Johnny.. The scent of him never really went away.
Soap’s father, a man Ghost had come to respect just as much as Price. A firm handshake before smiling, “Thank you for looking after my Johnny.. He always was a risk taker. I’m thankful he had someone like you to watch his shoulder.”
“It was a pleasure, sir— Papa.” Ghost corrected himself. “An honor. If time ever comes around, I’d do it again in a heartbeat.”
“I know you will. In another universe, you’d live a good life, Simon. You two would be amazing parents.”
Parents.. Soap mentioned it a few times, offhand, just dreaming about days after wars, after checking rifles in the bay. Days without having to stitch wounds shut and days without having to wake up from thunder without thinking it’s another firefight or a bomb.
//
“Hear me out.. We hypen our names. McTavish-Riley.” Johnny giggled, smacking Ghost with his glove.
“Why do you get dibs on being first?”
“Because McTavish has all the power. The brains and the brawn. Riley just.. You have two first names, let’s be real.”
“You’re a mean goober, Johnny.”
“I know. Thats why you love me. So hear me out.. If it’s a girl, Tank. If it’s a boy, …uh.. Flash bang.”
“Those are terrible.”
“I know!” Soap whined, “But you aren’t giving me much to work with, Si!”
//.
He would do it over and over again. Repeat every moment and save it in his heart if it meant being with Johnny again.
Playing MW2019 for the first time and.. JOHN PRICE. JONATHAN PRICE. WITHOUT HIS FUCKING BEARD.
He looks like he eats ass on a daily. And he probably does.
To the person who sent an ask about a Detroit: Become Human au-
You're trying to kill me. I've been looking at that ask for weeks, knowing I'd spiral to some massive thing because I already have so many idea looking at it. I'm dead, the ideas I have alone just for Ghost and his backstory.
So, dear anon, you have cursed me. Cursed. I don't know if you did it out of love
This is the third time this month.. that I have gotten a cold.
The universe wants me dead. I can feel it. I accidentally pulled an all nighter to get work done and now I can’t sleep at all thanks to the hell that is my inflamed throat and the fact that I cannot breathe out my unclogged-clogged-ass nose.
I’m channeling my inner Graves and I’m about to pull a *kill everyone in las almas* moment.
Android Rodolfo x Human Alejandro because I’ve been on a Detroit Become human stim. A Drabble.
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“Didn’t you hear? The new sergeant major is one of those high tech, human like robots from the big cities.”
“I thought Colonel Vargas hated those things?”
“Thought so too! But him and that thing are attached to the hip.”
It was a switch that has been flipped in the last few months. Alejandro didn’t work great with others, his last second in command was a chore to work with. Some were too whiny. Some too reckless. So he didn’t have one for a while, wouldn’t, would not let anyone higher than him assign him one.
Until they sent him an android. Takes orders when asked, doesn’t mess up. If it so happens to get shot, it’ll be replaced the next day. Unlike humans.
For a while, Alejandro didn’t pay it no mind. The android seemed to ignore him anyway. Only speaking when there was a report in cartel routes or something to do with paperwork.
By the second week, Alejandro learned the Android’s name. Rodolfo. Sounded too human for something made of metal and plastic shoved in armor and vaquero uniform.
It was the first month done when Alejandro spoke with him. Or rather, Rodolfo spoke to him.
“You should not drink that much tequila, Colonel. Bad for your liver.” Rodolfo states, leaning against the wall of the man’s office.
“I’m off duty, cabron.. Shut up.”
Rodolfo did.. for a second, “You are still on base, if there was an emergency to be called, it would be difficult for you to focus from the alcohol—“
“Lightwork.”
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That’s lowkey all I have. I just needed to get that out my head.
IM TWENTY NOW— NOTHING’S CHANGED, IM JIST ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BEING ABLE TO DRINK.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL MY MUSCLES ACHING AND MY BACK HURTING. I HAVE ARTHRITIS NOW.
I MISS BEING YOUNG.
IM TWENTY NOW— NOTHING’S CHANGED, IM JIST ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BEING ABLE TO DRINK.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL MY MUSCLES ACHING AND MY BACK HURTING. I HAVE ARTHRITIS NOW.
Shitzu Rambles:
FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK PEOPLE WHO THINK “THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS” WILL KEEP KIDS FROM GETTING SHOT IN SCHOOL.
FUCK NAZIS
FUCK RACISTS
FUCK THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION
FUCK HOMOPHOBES
FUCK TRANSPHOBES
FUCK PEOPLE WHO THINK ABORTION IS MURDER— YALL MAD WEIRD ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO TALK ABOUT CHILDREN.
Y’know what? FUCK BILLIONAIRES.
FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY. FUCK THE KKK TOO.
FUCK AI— FUCK AI “artist” YALL AINT REAL AND WILL NEVER BE. PICK UP A FUCKING PENCIL AND DRAW SOME SQUARES.
FUCK ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THESE “FUCK YOU’s”
…with how bad things are getting lately, I think this post needs to be made. Even if I don’t get a lot of traffic around here.
I will add stuff to the list because there is not enough “Fuck You’s” being given to those who need to fuck off.
Also this much red hurt my eyes.
Shiztu Ramblings:
How many “not interested in this ad” do I have to click for these people to understand that I don’t like them??
Twitter and YouTube are literally showing me the same ad with different fonts.
I’m not wasting 5$ on twitter to block an ad.
I’m not risking a virus for an ad blocker for YouTube. I don’t have money to pay for a virus removal.
Comments from people who are around the idiots of Task Force 141 and Los Vaqueros leaders:
(Featuring random characters from my Google docs)(Would you believe all of these people have information? I take character building seriously)(Think of breaking the 4th wall like in Abott Elementary)
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“The Colonel is.. brave. Very brave indeed. So brave that he’d insult his husband because the pain of putting his bones back together hurt less than calling Sergeant Major Parra a cunt.” -Chief medical officer Maria. “We still don’t know why he can’t sit quietly”
“The Scotsman? Oh yeah, hear him a lot. Don’t tell him I said this, but he can’t sing for shit. Heard him a couple days ago trying to sing “I have nothing” by Whitney Houston and I nearly had no eardrums left. Fucker’s worse than Roach and that’s saying something.” -Sergeant Mallow.
“Claymore? Oh, the younger one. He sent a trained pigeon to my office last month to deliver a note. It actually flew through military territory, someone thought it was a drone. It was quite impressive.” -Commander Baringer.
“These dudes go on the craziest missions and I’m stuck doing toilet duty— TOILET DUTY. I joined the military to fight— not to Ugh!” -Private Zions.
“I was sent here because my parents said I needed to be around men to become a man. And now all I want is men.” -Sergeant Matt.
“Who was gonna tell me the Captain had hair?? I thought that guy was bald. WHY DOES HIS HAIRLINE LOOK BETTER THAN MINE??” -Private Jeffers.
“The skull guy nodded at me and said I did good and now I rub it in everyone’s face.” -Lieutenant DK.
“I breathed past Sergeant Major Parra and I think Vargas was gonna smite me.” - Private Reyes
Should I do more of these? Do y’all want the deets of these characters? Lemme know. I’m deprived and need ideas
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
Shit in my drafts - Last name rule: Vargas Parra AU:
When someone wanted attention of someone, they used last names. Since Alejandro and Rodolfo got married, they kept their last names the same. Hyphen between but relatively the same.
Ryder has his last name hyphenated. “Vargas-Parra”. Though, sometimes people just pick which ever they want when addressing him formally.
Which is why at the top of the Vaqueros rule list was: “Sergeant Claymore or just Ryder. Do not shout Vargas and Parra alone”.
Because it was a recurring issue within the base.
So when someone shouts:
“PARRA.”
Two heads turn. It was a habit. Only Rudy and Ryder turn around because nobody addresses Alejandro as “parra”. But it was getting annoying.
Though there have been instances when people have called “Vargas” and meant Rodolfo, or “Parra” and meant Alejandro. So now even then, three heads pop up.
Three heads looked up when the similar last name was shouted in the cafeteria. Ryder’s head turned, the same as his dad’s.
The recruit paused in his step. “Uh.. The uh.. Small one.”
That usually meant Ryder so the sergeant rolled his eyes. “Just shout for Claymore next time, jeez.”
“Yea sir— sorry.”
((I’m slowly getting back into writing. Thank god for the snow storm. I can hibernate in peace.))
((I’m just clearing my drafts.. I have 60 drafts.. all of them are related to Ryder.))
This is just me Rambling. Nothing important.
Wondering what I should do now. I hate I made a whole blog and I slightly abandoned it after my hyper-fixation died. I don’t exactly care about not receiving many asks I made this blog to have something to do and get out of my comfort zone— I’m still in my comfort zone and don’t wanna leave.
I have a lot of drabbles in my docs and drafts and just haven’t gotten around to doing anything with them.
I get so many ideas and write them down and never touch them again. And I have series I wanna do and just never get around to it.
This blog isn’t going anywhere. I jump from topic to topic and fandoms.. like right now, I’m in my FNAF phase again. Like I’ll be back eventually. But I just hate that I feel like I got bored too quickly with COD.
Maybe once school calms down I’ll actually get to writing again. And if you’d like, give me suggestions. Vargas-Parra au? Solo-Claymore stuff? Parental Captain Price? Ghoap?
🐊Shitzu out 🐊
Rudy: [slides a fellow Vaquero fifty dollars] Keep your mouth shut.
Vaquero: …Huh?
Rudy: If Alejandro asks you about my hand. Keep your mouth shut or I will remove your kneecaps.
Vaquero: Sergeant major.. I cannot—
Rudy: [slides another 50] There’s more where that came from if you don’t tell Alejandro that I broke my hand. Got it?
Vaquero: …Sí señor.
Rudy: Great. Pleasure doing business with you. I see a bright future for you, right under me. Very important missions, high level quality work. Me and you, dream team. [walking backwards]
…The secret lasted two days. Because Alejandro went after one of the new recruits. He didn’t even say anything about Rudy, didn’t imply anything. The kid broke in seconds.
Noob vaquero: He broke his hand. His left one— And he made us promise not to tell you but I can tell you care very deeply about sergeant Major Parra and I do not want to get in the middle of that— he promised money and extra missions and that’s like cocaine— PLEASE DONT LET HIM TAKE MY KNEES!
Alejandro knew Rudy was lying a day after the injury happened.
What he didn’t know was the level of bribery his husband had committed to make sure nobody told him.
…Rudy was put on medical leave. And hauled off the base.. RIP.
