im the jersey devil

Felix, he/him, 24 stars wars villains sideblog @admiralkaijuboyy

[sleepiercreature]

People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

[poundfooolish]

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

[prinxperseverant]

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

[blujayonthewing]

#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]

[bobacupcake]

🌟

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[rivetgoth]

This is killing me rn 😭😭😭

[starwarsfangirl]

[admiralkaijuboyy]

also forgot to post this, but...

here's the first half to my First Order halloween fic! the eighth-grade prequel to the high-school AU i'm working on. Armitage, Archex, and Phasma are doing very serious preparation for what might be their last year of trick-or-treating.

narrated by none other than the very cool and very chill Armitage Hux, of course.

G-rated, 5000 words as of now, gen but pre-relationship Armitage/Archex

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It's finally Halloween. Now that Armitage, Archex, and Phasma are in eighth grade, this might be their last chance to go trick-or-treating together. So Armitage and Phasma are going to be (weird, precocious, over-achieving) very serious about the big night. But it's not just an easy trek to get some candy--the streets of Arkanis Military Base have all kinds of tricks and traps waiting for them, especially the looming spectre of other kids. Their mission? Show off their costumes to each other, have their final planning session, hit the road without any parental interference, and score as much candy as they can before porch lights go off. It's not like Brendol Hux is the kind of man who buys his son candy every week!

Hopefully they can get through this night with no tears or punches. It's a small world, after all. Next year, everyone's either going to Arkanis Academy or Jakku High... and they'll have four years stuck together.

[nem23]

[senatortedcruz]

Triple the obese lynx budget

[artistcurrentlyknownasfrogger]

[kaijuboyy]

its snowing!!! first of the season!

okay, well... it's not sticking. but there's snow in the air! i think it's just barely cold enough

i'll be over this by mid-december, but for now it's very charming

[mpregeminem]

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

[watermelonlicker]

just a wild tweet from beginning to end

[ladybugboots]

random spams

[marklikely]

how it feels to use the word diegetic

[jethroq]

[arteriehss]

[charl0ttan]

Ripleys Do You Even Know Who You're Fucking Talking To

[charl0ttan]

Ripleys So We Got A Wise Guy Huh

[charl0ttan]

Ripleys Its Your Funeral Buddy.

[conzoop]

Ripley's Well we'll just see about that won't we

[arsnof]

Ripley's Would I lie to you

[stoney-baloney-with-cheese]

Ripley's You and What Army

[arsnof]

Ripley's *casually reveals the gun tucked in my waistband*

[lsandom]

is this anything. he looks nice i think i’d let him in