four thousand rotfree unevil mice show up
This won’t do! Thankfully, 300 rats are actually more massive than 4000 mice in the context of mass and volume, and the mice do not have the advantage of evil rot mechs.
SQEEEEEEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
[the mice scram]
*morphs mech* COME FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED COWARDLY MICE
[they start running faster]
Yeah yeah run away. You know this is why mice suck right. Cuz of you. You specifically. Go and run.
[they turn back towards you]
This is why ALL RODENTS SUCK!
Works every ti WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY
ALL. RODENTS. FUCKING. SUCK.
YOU FUCKING SUCK *scrimbles over to you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs you and stabs y*
That was only nine of us.
[they steal your knives]
Oh alright missile time then *morphs mech*
[they scatter]













