Pretty Bitchin’, Right Kids?

[kailiet]

[butternaan]

do u guys remember when shah rukh khan was like im trisexual i like to try everyrhing

[butternaan]

obsessed withthis

[butternaan]

[butternaan]

yes these r real everyones forgetting srk is the original deranged heartthrob

[mograa]

this is my favorite thing in existence i quote this multiple times a month

[thebootydiaries]

friend: I have no friends

me: ...

[catchymemes]

[yeetmeintotheunknown-deactivate]

you are someone's hated mutual in law

[kailiet]

@outro-bromeo

[1coweveryday]

8/12/21🐄

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[post-store]

$18.99

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[unclefather]

[post-store]

$8.99

[urfaveisunfuckable]

every cop from real life is an unfuckable bastard, especially whichever bastard cop you're related to!

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic

[lollipop-lobotomy]

[doeyedangel]

Gf who is nice and sweet to everyone and bf who hates everyone but his gf

[sweetnessfollowsmp3]

i don’t see nearly enough positivity for people who have scars that are “their fault”

so if you have scars from picking scabs or popping pimples or anything else that people think isn’t a valid reason: i am giving you a kiss on the forehead and hope you have a very good day<3

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

motherofmemes

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

No because it IS hot

[catrinecat]

Queen stuff

[7718-deactivated20220924]

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Can someone translate what she said 

[thelivingmemegod]

"Oh really? YOU'RE going to teach me Russian? Well you better bring the vodka and caviar, *sweetheart*." -Translation from @cripplepunk-sylveon

[greeneggsandsam05]

@snek-boii

[piinktearxs-deactivated20230112]

THE "SWEETHEART" IN THAT TONE KILLS ME, LIKE IF A PRETTY GIRL SAID THAT TO ME I'D FALL TO MY KNEES. INSTANTLY, IM A SIMP

[nemesismess]

why do people like boobs anyways??

[nemesismess]

[nemesismess]

[markets]

tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl