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[slumsaintt]

[fuckyeslilkim]

TRL Photo-booth

[biseksuwal]

[hand]

when your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing

[1010ll]

[coltre]

I love when my friends close their eyes and put their heads on my shoulder.. rest bitch

[aivosumu]

My counselor, talking about psychology: “Our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys.”

Me: “You mean the part that doesn’t work properly in my brain?”

My counselor: “Right.”

Me: “Right.”

[marshals-to-dictators]

So what you’re saying is, basically

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[llleighsmith]

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

[smartmurderation]

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

[llleighsmith]

amen!

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

unironically this

[pinetreeanarchism]

[frederick-the-ii]

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

[saltrat88]

[unclebeanbag]

[the-aspiring-maverick]

Good reference material here.

[flavoracle]

My brain during sane hours of the day: “I have a good job with benefits, a stable social network with supportive friends and family, and I’m a nerd who thrives on advanced technology. Also, I dislike the taste of fish.”

My brain on Tumblr at 3:30am: “Y’know, abandoning all technology and leaving civilization behind looks like a lot of fun! And I could teach the kids how to build a fish trap!”

[leonseff]

[raptorific]

Please don’t ascribe this to any recent current events but like… when Dick Cheney finally dies, I’m gonna need everyone to be at their most tasteless. I’m gonna need full-on disrespect for the dead, like, the sort of stuff that would get you thrown out of the funeral. I’m talking mockery that would in any other circumstances would stop his cold robot heart, and also the artificial pump he uses to keep it working. I’m talking “if you have a chance to glue a clown wig to the body before it goes in the ground, make it happen” disrespect. None of this “he was a patriot and devoted public servant” crap. Start planning your Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead party NOW

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[stuffandylikesyeah]

[manhub]

My hookups when I leave their place

[alexander]

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[theleoisallinthemind]

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