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So...

Okay okay, mister boss man, you make the rules and the kiddies have to find somewhere else to get tatted. I guess youth Kaiser wouldn’t have had his chance encounter with youth Elliot anyway, but back when I was 15 you were legally allowed to drink in the US so. Um. You’re still sort of not so charming at times. I think reality shows are the best way to get famous. Besides, it exposes you to a greater audience, don’t you think that’s worth it?

Just make sure you don’t overcaffeinate and somehow ruin a soccer mom’s obnoxious frappe order. Or do-- maybe sexy doctors can come and defend your honor. Oh? Have you been quarantined for the past few years?

So...

Don’t you guys have contracts that need parental signatures for people under 18? Same shit, babe. First of all, I’ve met many, many men way more charming than you, especially since you love to flip that charming finger of yours-- wonderful, really. Secondly, I’m only in it for the money. Thirdly, If I could Silence of the Lambs you by throwing you in a pit and taking you out for cock worship I would; unfortunately, you’re a fighter and I personally can’t physically overpower you, so I’m satisfied with sticking you on national TV so you’d get a bit famous

So you did actually get a job-- two, unless they’ve got you straddled between the Barnes&Noble and the Starbucks inside of it. Ready for your own romcom? Based on my Netflix binges, I’m going to guess your future Dom will be a doctor who likes light reading and stalking baristas with each low fat soy latte he buys for the sake of seeing you.

#c:Casper

So...

Yeah, okay, wait until the 15 year old with the infected infinity tattoo comes back with mama bear who wants to sue the shit out of you. You can tell her to blame it on her parenting, but people like her will usually just take you down via Yelp and Facebook posts. Pretty sure you gotta boost your notoriety if you want to be ‘world famous’. I suggest Ink Masters. It’d be nice to see you on TV

nikolai-kuznetsov

So I’ve been here for a few weeks and I guess its time that I get on here and introduce myself. Hello, everyone. I’m Casper Wentworth….

So you’ve been virtually isolated for the past few weeks? Or have you been lurking and reading and soaking up everybody’s essences? I personally would’ve gone with the second; it’d feel more like reality tv.

#c:Casper

So...

You’re looking at the brand new owner of Steampunk Ink. We’ll be closed for the week to make some changes but we’ll be back open bright and early Monday morning. I’m kind of nervous about it but I know I have the best team and honestly, I’m looking forward to some hands off work.

There’s like..mountains of liability attached to owning your own tattoo shop. Good thing you’re rich already or else I would’ve been worried.

A Little Chat (Kai)

He decided to sit down on his lap, hopefully not hurting him or making him ache even more by placing a little bit of weight on his thighs. Moving away from his tickles, Kai let out a small laugh and tried to push his hands away, kissing him in an attempt to distract the other. “Will you stop it? I wasn’t gonna fucking break up with you, I like your place too much. Now, I think the pizza boy’s here, so how about you go get it and I’ll get a little high and we can watch some shitty tv together?”

#c:Elliot #tw:drugs

A Little Chat (Kai)

“I guess so, but if I think you’re being ridiculous then I’m going to tell you you are and hopefully you take that comment in stride. Otherwise, we’ll have a problem.” He gave Elliot a small smile, drawing his hand gently up the man’s thigh until he leaned in and kissed him on the cheek, “I love you but I’ll rip that cock off if you fuck me over.” With a small, happy sigh, he laid his head against Elliot’s shoulder. “Mm..You thought I was breaking up with you? Aww...were you gonna beg me not to go?”

A Little Chat (Kai)

He sat on his knees and shrugged a little, eyes downcast and focused on trying to figure out a definition of exclusivity right then and there. “I dunno. I don’t know what it looks like because I’ve never had it, but I guess it means not fucking other people, not making out or kissing them or fingerbanging them or whatever. If you think I’ll slap you for what you’re about to do, don’t do it. Pretty basic rule.”

A Little Chat (Kai)

“I’m not asking you to describe everything you’ve done with her, but if I ask you if you’ve screwed her, I think it’s fair if you answered me truthfully--just like if she asked about me. It’s one sentence--no, it’s literally one word. I think you can suck it up and give me a one word reply next time, truthfully and honestly. It’s not hard. Have I mentioned Peter recently with you? Why does he strike you so much when I’m the one who’s actually affected by it? Peter aside, I’m also affected by the actions of Sabin, but again, he’s your friend and I’m not blocking that. I guess Ash and I practice something along the lines of ‘the enemy of my friend is my enemy’ sort of deal, except you say ‘to hell with it, I can be friends with who I want’.” Rolling his eyes, he leaned over Elliot to put the coke can down, “Well yes, us. We aren’t working. What we’re doing isn’t working. I-- want exclusivity. There’s hardly anyone worth screwing besides you anyway, whatever.”

A Little Chat (Kai)

“The difference is that my sex life revolves around YOU. YOU ONLY. You don’t think it’s alright that you bang me day and night but as soon as you want some vagina, you go off and I can’t even ask you about it without you getting annoyed? It’s making me feel worse if you’re keeping it a secret, like you’re not trying to let me know,” He noticed the look in Elliot’s eyes when Peter’s name was mentioned and he fought hard to keep his anger at a minimum, “Don’t look at me like that; he’s taken. Taken by someone you’re going to dinner with, surprisingly enough. I’m not even going to mention the lack of loyalty in that respect because, whatever, I don’t want to fight.” He took another sip of his drink. “We were pretty much discussing how you can go back and forth between two people and I have that option,but I don’t want to. Like you have a wife and a girlfriend who knows about each other but are still stupid enough to be okay with it since technically, they can both sleep with OTHER people if they wanted. It just makes me realize that this isn’t working.”

A Little Chat (Kai)

‘Gotten physical’; if there was a nicer word for hard, dry humping he didn’t know what it would be. Rolling his eyes, he shot Elliot a dirty look from over his can of coke. “I’m not nervous.Whenever I bring it up, you blow me off and I was curious. So you had sex with her; Sex isn’t a bad word anymore, Elliot. I personally haven’t had sex with anyone else besides you since...Peter. I’d think you would have the same mindset, but hey, maybe not. Ash got me thinking.”

#c;Elliot

A Little Chat (Kai)

After tossing the can in the stupid recycle bin Elliot kept under the sink (how ecofriendly was this place anyway?), he grabbed a coke for himself and sat down on the foot of the bed. “Nothing bad. Just a talk.” Well, nothing that bad. “So you went to see Ana a few days ago, right?” He asked, leaning back with one hand while still supporting his drink with the other, “And, like, fucked her? I mean, you said you haven’t seen her for ages and I get that, but you also didn’t come home-- I assume-- so.”