Pillowtalk.

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[catgirltreats]

Pics that make you go OOH EEE <SLAP SLAP>

[ihavebraindamage69]

[ihavebraindamage69]

[fish-boy-ardee]

[pukicho]

If you could create a new country, what would you call it, and where would it be in the world? (Bonus: what kind of ruler would you be?)

It would be directly over America and I’d call it America TWO and only people I like would be allowed on it and also, no college debt 

[pukicho]

Also all of our trash would fall directly on to America One

[wowwowwowwowwowwowwowwowwo-blog2]

so Canada

[pukicho]

NO!!!! I mean literally ON TOP of America One !!!

Behold:

[weeniebagel]

please respect  bug pokemon

[kriosv]

No

[weeniebagel]

for someone who hates bug pokemon you sure are an insolent worm huh

[jelloapocalypse]

character: says "I like bread" that one time

fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread

[terminusest13]

Visit Original Link

[that-good-good-blog]

when this post came up on my dash my eyes skipped over the sound file and read the caption and thought “someone should make this sound* and then I looked up and felt like I had made a wish on a monkeys paw

[catboymuqing-moving]

@louisriel

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[axew]

↖ easily manipulated by the pokemon company

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

happy pride month moomin accidentally calls his gf “snufkin” while snufkin is down south pretending snow mounds are moomin

[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[ghostlyss]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

minimize is the funniest move in pokemon

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[kylesplayhouse]

[mangohcake]

pokemon platinum anniversary was yesterday so have these old doodles! 

[bbdeathz]

Drowzee dancing in the background (reason for the small image) is just hilarious. Looks like he has fun 

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Ok but he slick af wit it

[teathattast]

dude said 🕷😳😱🕺🏾⚔💀

credit: grandayy

[extork]

i am sexy bimbo clown.

[diosmiles]