Rise and shine.

[poizen0991]

Duke Nukem for President 2028

[duke-nukem-real]

As president of these United States of America I, Duke Nukem, pledge to keep Nazis ON our streets. Yeah that's right. I plan to keep them face down, sucking concrete right where they belong. Because punching Nazis isn't just ok, it's the god damned civic duty of everybody in this country.

A vote for Duke Nukem is a vote to make Nazis scared as shit of harassing people of color, queer people, or trans people ever again.

I'm Duke Nukem, and your god damn right I approve this message.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Amen son, I'm gonna vote for you, I think.

[hl1-freeman]

If I don’t die or get kidnapped by the Gman before then I’ll vote for you bro.

[g-manoffical]

Mr freeman....

[hl1-freeman]

What

[g-manoffical]

You're coming with Me Mr Freeman

Work calls.

[poizen0991]

Duke Nukem for President 2028

[duke-nukem-real]

As president of these United States of America I, Duke Nukem, pledge to keep Nazis ON our streets. Yeah that's right. I plan to keep them face down, sucking concrete right where they belong. Because punching Nazis isn't just ok, it's the god damned civic duty of everybody in this country.

A vote for Duke Nukem is a vote to make Nazis scared as shit of harassing people of color, queer people, or trans people ever again.

I'm Duke Nukem, and your god damn right I approve this message.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Amen son, I'm gonna vote for you, I think.

[hl1-freeman]

If I don’t die or get kidnapped by the Gman before then I’ll vote for you bro.

[g-manoffical]

Mr freeman....

[g-manoffical]

A young man is following me,

I do not know him, he refuses to leave

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hla-freeman-official]

nononono I quite like the polygons! Just a really weird question, do you happen to already have a Freeman? And if you do, did that Freeman happen to get lost or something?

[g-manoffical]

Rest assured our collective.

freind mr freeman is as you say, "alive and" "kicking"

[hla-freeman-official]

...so would I ask you if I wanted something while I'm stuck here in the void or...

[g-manoffical]

I am sorry, but I have many more pressing matters to attend to after recent events.

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hla-freeman-official]

nononono I quite like the polygons! Just a really weird question, do you happen to already have a Freeman? And if you do, did that Freeman happen to get lost or something?

[g-manoffical]

Rest assured our collective.

freind mr freeman is as you say, "alive and" "kicking"

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hl1-freeman]

Give them to Adrian Shephard, I hate that guy. I want his ass subdivided.

[g-manoffical]

Maybe if you do your job, you can take care of Mr Shepard, yourself.

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hla-freeman-official]

wait, I have that many polygons...

[g-manoffical]

Well, if you do not desire them. I shall put them to use.

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hlof-shephard]

So you get all those shapes yet I can’t get anymore leg room in stasis?

[g-manoffical]

Maybe once you get a promotion, mr shephard

[g-manoffical]

Mr Freeman Refuses to cooperate once more.

[hl1-freeman]

Yeah you keep calling me “Mr.”

[g-manoffical]

Your titles are unimportant to me

[g-manoffical]

Mr Freeman Refuses to cooperate once more.

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.

[hl1-freeman]

Where did you get all those polygons????

[g-manoffical]

Perks of the job mr Freeman

[hl1-freeman]

Hello, mr freeman

How are you this fine day

Gman I know this is you stop calling me.

[g-manoffical]

Work calls. Mr freeman.