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The Battle Company
Arriving in Castelia City by boat, I decided to look around for some places to train. There's this place here called... well... look at the title of this post, yeah? Anyway, running through all the workers here, Schneider evolved. His new form is... bigger? Don't really know how to describe it, doesn't seem like much to make a fuss over.
Second Badge!
Roy ran through the entire gym on his own. Poison don't fuck with Steel.
R.I.P Portnoy
So... I learned today what it feels like to have one of your partners die. Portnoy fought to the very end, but his opponent's Bide took him out. I feel so stupid for leaving him out there... The Patrat was so close to being beaten, but held on at the last moment to deal the killing blow. But with that, I feel like... I should keep training these guys and take on the next gym. I hear the leader uses Poison types, so Roy will be most effective, being part Steel.
Arriving in Virbank City (ignoring my mom's calls to check on me), I traveled down to the complex south of town. I heard there were wild Pokemon there good for training. Roy? Oh, he was good for catching. Calm, willing to chill out... Yeah. We'll get along. > Virbank Complex checked off.
Team Plasma and Cheren
So, I found that Herdier, but it wasn't just lost. This guy claiming to be from some organization called Team Plasma had taken it into the forest. I'm assuming he was attempting to kidnap it (he said "liberate" like he was some whacked out animal rights activist or some shit). Anyway, after I told him I'd never heard of Team Plasma, he got pretty pissed off and ran away. Real mature. Anyway, after those shenanigans I headed back to my hometown and challenged the new Gym Leader there. Cheren is a nice guy, and the trainers under him were friendly enough. Still, Ian and Portnoy stole the show and took them all out. These guys really pull through and surprise me sometimes. Cheren gave me my first badge and now I'm considering heading for the next gym. I think he said it was in Virbank City...
Ian
Alright, so, I'm still looking for that Herdier. I'd just like to update to say that I'm pretty proud of Ian. He was the weakest Pokemon I caught, and after a battle with some chick he wiped the floor with her Purrloin and Sewaddle and leveled higher than Portnoy. Fuck, this kid is now my bro. Creepy leaf-worm bro, but bro just the same. Edit: Oh, he learned a new attack too. Bug Bite.
Aw hell no
The guy Alder was talking about that needed a map was Quadra. Can I not shake this guy off? He challenged me to another battle after I gave him the map. I would've declined, but, as I've learned, you can't get out of a battle challenge. It's the rules. So... He hadn't caught any new Pokemon, just trained his Snivy. I didn't even bother sending out Portnoy, instead switching between Ian, Mika, and Schneider so his Leer would be useless. Everybody leveled up from that battle (except Portnoy, obviously). Ugh... Alright, the owners of the ranch need me to find their lost Herdier. I'll update again once this shit is handled.
Didn't find anybody needing a map on Route 20, but making my way up to Floccesy Ranch I caught this punk. Wasted three Pokeballs before he finally decided to stay put. He's on par with Mika in level, but I feel like he'll be making me pull my hair out more than he'll be helpful in battle.
While looking for the trainer Alder sent me after, I found this little guy. He's not too strong, but I feel like he might have some potential if we trained really hard. > Route 20 checked off.
He Had Hair Like Fire
...and his name was Alder. While I was training Mika, this odd man approached me, his eyes burning. I hadn't ever seen someone look so pumped in my life. After my Pokemon took out the other Patrat we were facing, he let out a hardy laugh and told me I would be a good trainer yet. Even though I started this "adventure" without much interest in a final goal, his words warmed me up inside. He made me feel like I actually had a chance at getting somewhere as a trainer. Offering to train me, he walked off. Following behind, no words really shared between us along the way, we eventually reached Floccesy Town. Stopping to allow me and my team a breather at the Pokemon Center there, we then continued onward towards his home. We arrived there north of the town, but he stopped me for a moment. Apparently I'd been a bit quick to grab and taken two maps when I left home. Alder nudged me toward Route 20, saying there was a trainer there who could use one...
Wasn't too hard to catch her, Portnoy seems to be at least twice as strong. Still, even though she's stubborn and seems to want things her way, she gets along with Portnoy okay. > Route 19 checked off.
Heading to Route 19...
Hahaha
That Quadra guy challenged me to a Pokemon battle. Apparently he has a Snivy he's raised from an egg. Beating him was simple enough, even if his Snivy has a type advantage over Portnoy. "I won't let myself forget this frustration!" Ha. Right. The frustration of getting your ass handed to you by a total noob and having to give me 500 bucks for winning? Get lost, kid.
It was either this, a cocky snake thing, or a little pig. Otter wins in my book. So, I named the little guy Portnoy. He likes to run around and play a lot, but isn't very careful. At the same time he seems a bit obsessed with his appearance. Not sure if he realizes that hair of his isn't going to stay the way he wants it the way he plays around, but that's okay I guess. It's sort of fun to watch him, and he seems excited that he was the one I picked. Apparently this thing comes with a Pokedex? Let's see, what does it say about him... "The scalchop on its stomach isn't just used for battle -- it can be used to break open hard berries as well." So... wait, it uses that shell to fight? Seems like an impractical weapon, but I'm not going to complain. At least he knows how to fight, I guess.
Umm... Okay.
I don't know if any of you know a guy named Quadra who lives in Aspertia City, but this guy is a freak, okay? He followed me the entire time I was looking for Professor Juniper's assistant, and he's still over there... Watching me... Anyway, I found her. Time to pick my first Pokemon I guess.
Well then.
Apparently today my mom decides to tell me, "Hey, Kaizer. You know how I told you to focus on school and to make me proud? Yeah. Well. That isn't working out." According to her I need to start making money. "How the hell am I supposed to do that?" I asked her. She tells me to go out and Pokemon battle. Now, I'm 16 years old, my time has come and passed regarding those little critters that kids like to jam inside balls. According to my mom though, it's either that or I'm out on the street anyway. Guess who's getting their starter today? ((Part RP blog, part Ask blog, part chronicling of my Pokemon Black 2 Nuzlocke. When I get Pokemon, I will allow you to ask questions or RP with them as well, but seeing as Kaizer does not yet have a Pokemon... Well, that's due to change.))