Quotes Kakashi and Iruka probably didn't say

Icon by Animetrashmuffin 💕 Hi! This are quotes from series, books, memes, tumblr posts, etc. If you have any suggestion, feel free to add it! The tag #Not Kakairu is for random quotes involving Kakashi or Iruka with other Naruto characters. I don't own any of the quotes or the characters!

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[tadanotukounin]

カカシ「ただいま」 イルカ「おかえりなさい」

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for Kakairu Valentines Week hosted by @kakairu-rocks

Day 6: Pick Up Lines

@mandapandabug20 made A LIST with (fantastic) horrible pick up lines Kakashi would use on Iruka and this orphan one was so bad (aka brilliant) it spoke to my heart

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Iruka: Pick your clothes up off the floor.

Kakashi: Why? I wasn’t the one who got them there.

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Kakashi, planning this week’s meals: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Iruka: But – that’s just a trash can.

Kakashi: It sure is!

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[crows-and-cookies]

Where’s that tweet about he would die for me but he wouldn’t eat 3 square meals a day for me

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@crows-and-cookies I got u 💜

Kakashi: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Iruka: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a d

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Gai: What’s going on with you and Iruka-Sensei?

Kakashi: Nothing.

Gai: I think you’re wrong.

Kakashi: I think I’m not.

Gai: I think you’re getting together.

Kakashi: We’re not.

Gai: But you want to.

Kakashi: Yes.

Gai: I think… wait, what?

Kakashi: See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.

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Kakashi, planning this week’s meals: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Iruka: But – that’s just a trash can.

Kakashi: It sure is!

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Yamato, giving advices to Kakashi for his first date with Iruka: Relax, just act cool and mature.

Kakashi: Ok, mature. Got it.

[Later, during the date]

Iruka: So...what do you like to do in your free time?

Kakashi, deep and serious voice: taxes.

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Kakashi: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Iruka: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Kakashi: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Yamato: Iruka-Sensei kissed you?

Kakashi:

Yamato: And you said "Thank you"…?

Kakashi: Yeah.

Yamato: Well, that was very polite of you.

[Meanwhile]

Iruka: "Thank you"?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

Anko: He’s stupid, Iruka, you know that.

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Kakashi: How many kids do you have? Iruka: Biologically or emotionally?

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Naruto: I don't think you should be dating Iruka-Sensei.

Kakashi: You don’t have all the facts.

Naruto: Which are?

Kakashi: I love him.

[reineydraws]

procreate house cleaning sketchdump 2/3!

these are ones i sent mostly on the @kakairu-discord-server and also a dtiys sketch of this piece by @microrockets for @the-umino-hours discord that never saw the light of day bc my life kinda *vaguely hand gestures* lol but it's pirate!ruka :')

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Kakashi, leaning toward Iruka: You know your eyes are really pretty right?

Iruka, grading tests: No, but why?

Kakashi: Someone probably stole the stars and put them there. [winks]

Iruka, turning to him and tilting his head: Oh, so my eyes are full of gas?

Kakashi, eyes wide: I-

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Iruka: I know everything about you.

Kakashi: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?

Iruka: Being appreciated and thanked for helping others.

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Kakashi: My past is coming back to haunt me.

Iruka: Seems to be a recurring theme with you.