Super Clever Blog Name

I think my friends are tired of me texting them my mental shitposts so now you all have to deal with it. Est. 1995

[crows-and-cookies]

Pornbot kill count: 224

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(Please note i haven't been counting since the beginning so I'm just starting with today. This will be updated everyday.)

Updated 1/30/25

[kakashidaily]

day 80 ll runnin

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[fluffysheeps]

Snail sharks 🐌🦈 shnails, snarks…?!

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[outlaw-monarch]

Don't fall for it.

[moldspace]

hungry critters

[caawvids]

more herons!

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[wifegideonnav]

“grief visits me in the form of my mother.

grief visits me mother.

visit me mother.

is it me or my mother.

grief or my mother.

grieve me mother.

im sorry mother.”

- sheetal pokrihal

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[succstosucculent]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[ominous-signs]

We need to bring this back full swing so bad

[cosmonautroger]

Bill Mayer, The Offering, 2017

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[taurzza]

and a little borzoi design

[konfettiklown]

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

[konfettiklown]

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

[thominyourside]