Alastor: *Sitting in the hallway outside lucifers room in an armchair with a matching table and a teaset*
Angel: Heya smiles……… the heck are you doin?
Alastor: Hm? Why I’m having tea! would you like to join me? *Creates another chair beside the table*
Angel: ….. ssssure…. *Gets handed a cup* sooo… what we doin?
Alastor: I believe I answered that already.
Angel: No I mean... Why are we having tea here?
Alastor: Ah. Well… it started off as testing the kings self restraint… but through my discovery I have concluded that I have instead found a loop of infinite entertainment.
Alastor: *Lifts up his microphone letting out the sound of small peeps from a duckling*
Lucifer: *Kicking open the door* DAMMIT ASSHOLE! I KNOW ITS YOU MAKING THAT NOISE!!!
Alastor: And yet you still see the need to check….
Alastor: …..It was indeed me. There are STILL no tiny foul in the hallway~
Lucifer: THEN FUCKOFF!!! *Slams the door*
Angel: …..the fuck was that?
Alastor: It was this! *Lifts up his staff and makes the same noise*
Lucifer: *Kicks open the door again* LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Alastor: Stop checking for ducks and I might~
Lucifer: I WILL! *Slams the door again*
Angel: ……………ya gonna do it again arnt y-
Alastor: *Lifts up his staff for a third time*
Lucifer: *Punches open the door* I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Alastor: Careful~ You might scare the ducks.
Lucifer: THERE ARE NO DUCKS!!!
Alastor: mmmmmm……. Are you sure?… If you were certain, you wouldn’t open the door, now would you?
Lucifer: ARE THERE DUCKS OR NOT???
Alastor: Sadly for you… again no ducks.
Lucifer: *Slams the door again*
Angel: How long have you been doing this???
Alastor: I’m not quite sure… long enough to gather all the essentials for tea. So….. I’d say 6 hours or so.
Angel: And you haven’t gotten bored???
Alastor: Of course not! I must surely test this to its absolute limit. *Lifts his staff again*
Lucifer: *Swings the door open ugly crying* PLEeeEEeASSSSEE!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Alastor: Oh splendid! This parts my favourite… We’re back to crying and begging!