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[kakashihtkk]

i just know that armands minecraft world has 1:1 scale reproductions of every flat or house daniel has ever lived in

[starlightervarda]

I want Devil's Minion to become canon solely so they can keep ending up in scenarios that judge Daniel for the power imbalance / age gap only for Armand to be like

[and-fishing-equipment]

armand "no one has painted me in over 400 years" and daniel "depicted him so vividly and compellingly in his book that he's gained a cultish fan following" molloy are gonna kiss on screen. btw. [fireworks go off, the crowd cheers, world peace is declared]

[dark-eyedcupid]

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[mymycorrhizae]

NEVER SAY NEVER DANIEL

[devotioniii]

only news that matters

[elthelover]

Imagine hating Devil’s Minion and this is the news that get us feral

[loveisalie-lie]

Hi, Maki! Do you have any cutesy/ simplistic/chibified devil's minion doodles?? These are trying times...

I didn't but i made these just for you!

Also while we are at it i also have some sketches i'm never gonna finish i can also dump them here

[heater-or-radiator]

I think they let him get drunk once a year on his birthday and they all stand in a circle around him in a field somewhere to reduce the likelihood of casualties

[loveridden1999]

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

[cleanturnssmartgirlsdumb]

you need daddy to complete you

[loveridden1999]

daddy needs to be euthanized

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

[beanie-albums]

garbage by garbage

garbage - garbage // pinky the owl

[dailyflicks]

chicago (2002) + costumes

[valzda]

Smol pastel Sasuke

[pickletauras]